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Daddy Cambia

Female. Lives in your Dreams,  Beyond Equestria. 49 years old
Race
Mutated Fern
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
you can't kill me
Roleplay Universe
Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
3 Likes
Ponies
21 Likes
38 Likes
53 Likes
Local Business or Place » Church/Religious Organization
24 Likes
Brand or Product » Product/Service
92 Likes
25 Likes
Entertainment » Professional Sports Team
71 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
27 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Dreamers
43 Members
Ponies
Ponysquare Refugees
445 Members
Daddy Cambia
Cambia remains cooler than you.
2 people like this.
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus said nothing, look at you from the monitor and shook his head.
Like March 4, 2026 Edited
Daddy Cambia
See above.
Like March 4, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus looked up into the sky. "What?!"
Like March 4, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Wambia is indeed right, for it's hot as hell over here and he can't wait but to hope the North relinquish their cold weather, so we can swap. Hot beverages will soon be in my power.
Like March 4, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Guess you could say the end of Gender Month is a Cissyfication day.
7 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
haha
Like March 2, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Thank you, you're the only one who validates me.
Like March 2, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yes is correct both of your statements
Like March 2, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia begins her descent into LAX, but alas, the foolish horse. She's overextended the leading edge of the wings, shifting the angle of attack and pitching the nose up, leading the aircraft into a co... View More
Daddy Cambia
Cambia plays on her phone with no restrictions. She's not even using it productively, she's just adding up random numbers in the calculator. This is why she pays taxes.
3 people like this.
PinkBow
Write boobs on it :3
Like February 26, 2026
Daddy Cambia
No... I shan't!
Like February 26, 2026
PinkBow
(Palpatine voice) Do it.
Like February 26, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia instead uses her NEWYES graphing calculator to perfectly depict the aforementioned physicality in graphical form using a lengthy and overly complicated equation.
Like February 26, 2026
PubbyBrained6
58008
Like February 26, 2026
Daddy Cambia
5318008 618 I was writing rude things on calculators before you even existed.
Like February 26, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia sings love ballads with surprising range and impressive note capture.
5 people like this.
Dr. Marina Bleu
A tear rolls down Marinas cheek “Beautiful…”
Like February 23, 2026
PinkBow
Pink glances between the other judges on the panel. The others are visibly moved, but she’s the “tough one”.
Like February 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia slowly draws back the firing hammer of her revolver.
Like February 24, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
“Singpilled rangemaxxing am I rite” Chelsea has become coated in too many layers of irony to function properly and can no longer participate in society, much like a yogurt raisin.
Like February 24, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia pulls the trigger, but frankly, that it got this far in the first place is on her.
Like February 24, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when
Like February 25, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia costs a bit less per kilo if you buy in bulk.
5 people like this.
PinkBow
And you can get a cheap hotdog at the end too!
Like February 22, 2026
Daddy Cambia
With onions!
Like February 22, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia begins the process.
6 people like this.
Astro Novalite
What process-?
Like February 17, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
aux watches eagerly wearing the red and blue 3d glasses and devouring a bucket of popcorn.
Like February 17, 2026
Flam
Like February 17, 2026
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3/7
Daddy Cambia
I think this guy is threatening me.
Like February 17, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
With a job application
Like February 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia shoots first and asks questions later.
Like February 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Cambia! Why are you filing a lawsuit against me? What did I do to you? Or didn't do?
Like February 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Entrapment.
Like February 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
In what regards?
Like February 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia is heading to bed. She asks you to wake her on the 30th of February.
4 people like this.
Flam
Sham sets their alarm for the 21st night of september
Like February 15, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Let's hope she remembers.
Like February 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Happy Valentine's Day!
9 people like this.
Daddy Cambia
Holy Guacamole why did nobody tell me about this.
Like February 15, 2026
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3/8
Nitroxus Soulspins
I will keep this ticket, and use it later~ You will get this hug, on a later date.
Like February 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Your safety is not guaranteed.
Like February 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
As long as I have the ticket, it will
Like February 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I often comment on posts and then get annoyed to see them at the top of the timeline. "I was just on this post, why the hell are you showing me it again?" I am not a smart horse.
9 people like this.
PinkBow
It’s okay peepaw </3
Like February 13, 2026
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3/4
PinkBow
No peepaw..changelings are still around
Like February 14, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say, Kill 'em all!
Like February 14, 2026
GIRL Fruity Loops
Damn, you know who would love this?
Like February 16, 2026
Shifter Burnside
put the feed option to latest
Like February 13, 2026
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3/9
Daddy Cambia
Isolated samples removed from the system cannot provide full comprehension. Get in the Petri dish.
Like February 17, 2026
Shifter Burnside
no *implodes*
Like February 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Next time, Gadget... NEXT TIME!
Like February 17, 2026
Valora
Trolled
Like February 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Don't ever talk to me again.
Like February 17, 2026
Valora
Like February 17, 2026
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