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Daddy Cambia

Female. Lives in your Dreams,  Beyond Equestria. 49 years old
Race
Mutated Fern
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
you can't kill me
Roleplay Universe
Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
3 Likes
Ponies
21 Likes
38 Likes
53 Likes
Local Business or Place » Church/Religious Organization
24 Likes
Brand or Product » Product/Service
92 Likes
25 Likes
Entertainment » Professional Sports Team
71 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
27 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Dreamers
43 Members
Ponies
Ponysquare Refugees
445 Members
Daddy Cambia
Cambia can typically be found in deposits of shale rock and similar sedimentary formations.
3 people like this.
Huckleberry
Now we know why Cambia is always under pressure BA DUM TSK!
Like 10 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
Cambia.
4 people like this.
Huckleberry
Are you sure about that?
Like March 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I've never been more sure about anything in my life before.
Like March 18, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Sambia
Like March 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia is bigger than you'd expect.
5 people like this.
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"No you're not!" Oddeus chuckled before instantly ragdoll and explode into gibs.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Damn. I didn't even do anything. He just did that."
Like March 12, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Pomeranian's man.
Like March 13, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
I doubt it. I need proof.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
No.
Like March 13, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Than I accuse you of false advertising
Like March 13, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
“…Oh! didn’t know it was opposite day ?”
Like March 13, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"You mean you did know it's opposite day."
Like March 13, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
“Um… N-no, I didn’t sir ?”
Like March 13, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Ah of course. So you did."
Like March 13, 2026
GIRL Fruity Loops
Fruity prepare’s her largest butterfly net.
Like March 13, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I feel like Earth Pony doctors would consistently diagnose Pegasi as 'underweight' because of their hollow bones.
7 people like this.
Aux "Batty" Cord
I think they have a special chart for which species deginates each weight as under or overweight.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
You're way too optimistic about horse healthcare.
Like March 12, 2026
Spirit Weaver
The hollow bones also make it hard to figure out how old they are
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Ah there's rings in the flight feathers.
Like March 12, 2026
Spirit Weaver
i usually go for a leg. hard to count all the rings if there's a hole in the middle :c
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Terrible for ages, fantastic for a hearty roast.
Like March 12, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
That's racist.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia makes herself clear. She's never seen again.
6 people like this.
PinkBow
Let me be clear,
Like March 11, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Pink, naturally getting what she wants, is also never seen again.
Like March 11, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia gets her popcorn.
4 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
-Brady swipes her popcorn from Cambia's hooves.-
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia gets her gun.
Like March 7, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
-Brady gets her gun.-
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia knows more than you do.
4 people like this.
Maxh Vezpyre
Oh
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Sorry you had to find out this way.
Like March 7, 2026
Yukihime-Sama
yah probably
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Indubitably.
Like March 7, 2026
PinkBow
Yeah u_u
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
It's okay though, she's a horse.
Like March 7, 2026
PinkBow
Can Pink stand on her back
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Of course.
Like March 7, 2026
GIRL Fruity Loops
I’m working with Interpol to find and apprehend you.
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia remains cooler than you.
2 people like this.
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus said nothing, look at you from the monitor and shook his head.
Like March 4, 2026 Edited
Daddy Cambia
See above.
Like March 4, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus looked up into the sky. "What?!"
Like March 4, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Wambia is indeed right, for it's hot as hell over here and he can't wait but to hope the North relinquish their cold weather, so we can swap. Hot beverages will soon be in my power.
Like March 4, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Guess you could say the end of Gender Month is a Cissyfication day.
7 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
haha
Like March 2, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Thank you, you're the only one who validates me.
Like March 2, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yes is correct both of your statements
Like March 2, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia begins her descent into LAX, but alas, the foolish horse. She's overextended the leading edge of the wings, shifting the angle of attack and pitching the nose up, leading the aircraft into a co... View More
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