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Daddy Cambia

Female. Lives in your Dreams,  Beyond Equestria. 49 years old
Race
Mutated Fern
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
you can't kill me
Roleplay Universe
Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
3 Likes
Ponies
20 Likes
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53 Likes
Local Business or Place » Church/Religious Organization
24 Likes
Brand or Product » Product/Service
92 Likes
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Entertainment » Professional Sports Team
27 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Dreamers
42 Members
Ponies
Ponysquare Refugees
453 Members
Daddy Cambia
Cambia sparks controversy by doing that thing that you really shouldn't do.
6 people like this.
Huckleberry
Cambia put the toilet roll on backwards 😩
Like June 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
We're horses. Don't start acting like we use that.
Like June 23, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
She has to do that, or her cat will tear it up and make a big mess.
Like Yesterday, 6:47 pm
Meino Mysticforger
She lost the game again.
Like June 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia won the game years ago.
Like June 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia explains herself.
5 people like this.
Meino Mysticforger
Could you break these details down into layman's terms? I am kind of confused...
Like June 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Yeah so a horse is this kind of, long dog with stick legs.
Like June 16, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
Ooohhh, I see. Funny, I never would have correlated dogs to horses, but I guess there is some resemblance. Some horses kind of look like dogs, now that you mention it...hehe!
Like June 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Have you SEEN Borzoi? And you're telling me there's only a passing resemblance?
Like June 17, 2026
Fruity Loops
Fruity lay settled in a bloodied heap, his extremities twitching as he attempted to spit the foam from his mouth. This was followed by three hours of silent weeping.
Like June 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia has never registered cortisol so low in her life.
Like June 18, 2026
Inkwelt
Inky thinks that's understanable, have a nice day
Like June 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia has a nice day.
Like June 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia's newest character update has sadly removed her signature gun weapon. Developers have reached out to the community for their thoughts.
3 people like this.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
For her neutral special, she no longer gun.
Like June 5, 2026
Daddy Cambia
She will always gun.
Like June 6, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
She no longer gun.
Like June 6, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Gun is a state of mind.
Like June 7, 2026
Chase
PUT IT BACK
Like June 5, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Removed Cambia
Like June 6, 2026
Chase
Watch they're bring her back as the callback DLC character Lambia aren't they?
Like June 6, 2026
Daddy Cambia
God not that freak.
Like June 7, 2026
Lavender Dawn
Had to happen. She was already overpwered based on stats alone.
Like June 5, 2026
Daddy Cambia
She got stronger without it
Like June 6, 2026
Snow Storm
Replace with taser.
Like June 6, 2026 Edited
Daddy Cambia
She had one, but after 13 Officer-Involved-Shootings caused by grabbing her gun instead of her taser, the board got sick of putting her on paid suspension.
Like June 7, 2026
Jovian
All Cambia Are Bastards
Like June 9, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Fortunately, Cambia has never been declared competent enough to stand trial.
4 people like this.
Fruity Loops
Fruity was pretty good at this lawyer thing it seems!
Like May 26, 2026
Daddy Cambia
For hiring Fruity was enough to lodge an insanity plea.
Like May 26, 2026
Fruity Loops
Everybody wins, everybody grins : )
Like May 26, 2026
Ice Wisp
Unfortunately, she was deemed competent enough for the electric chair.
Like May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
You'd be a fool to think that'd kill her.
Like May 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why were you even on trial?
Like May 27, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
How?
Like May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Well when a pony hates the monarchy very much, what she does is called direct action, which involves the taking of confidential royal documentation and the distr- Get off me! What are the charg-GNFFH!" Cambia is swiftly shoved into an unmarked carriage and is depoeted to the Frozen North.
Like May 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well, I know what not to do now.
Like May 28, 2026
Spirit Weaver
can she at least sit trial?
Like May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
She can't even lay trial.
Like May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia is an opportunistic Herbivore.
Daddy Cambia
In this world, it's either kill in the Bronx, or be found dead in the Bronx. But the miracle of life is that we get to choose.
4 people like this.
Meino Mysticforger
We do? Sounds like choosing your fate is up to others in the Bronx, likewise for them.
Like May 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I know what's gonna happen to you in the Bronx with that attitude...
Like May 18, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
I roll a D20 and pass through safely?
Like May 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
No, no.
Like May 19, 2026
Flam
:twiblep: - Erm, according to pony pun names it should be Bronxco
Like May 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Sounds like the guys I buy my washing powder off. New, Shine Maxx from Bronxco, now with 30% less cobalt.
Like May 19, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia passes you the aux. This is your one chance, impress her with your opening pick.
1 person liked this.
Daddy Cambia
How'd you manage to pick her theme song?
Like May 16, 2026
Little Leaf
The characterization is just so well-portrayed that we know
Like May 17, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Her fighting theme is Rubber Band
Like May 17, 2026
Autumn Night
Fart reverb 24 hours
Like May 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Im braking hard enough to launch you through the windshield.
Like May 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia thinks this goes hard as hell.
Like May 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia knows the colonels secret '12th Spice' But she'll never tell.
3 people like this.
Autumn Night
Autum's hoof slowly lets off the trigger and lowers the sniper rifle. Not today Cambia.. so long as she kept her lips sealed.
Like May 7, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
Meino stares at the KFC sign towering before him. "I'll bet nopony knows what they put in the gravy, but I do!"
Like May 7, 2026
Flam
Like May 7, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
There's 12 spices? I thought it was just 10.
Like May 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Every time someone tries to insist their OC is bigger than Cambia, she gets a little bit taller.
5 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
shift is perfect height, and that means you are too tall, so i shall shorten you by a head
Like April 15, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Go for it champ.
Like April 16, 2026
Shifter Burnside
*axe noises*
Like April 20, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
And yet you remain smaller and smaller and smaller just so I can't find you, on purpose. And because a mug of beer would be like, a pool for Krombia.
Like April 16, 2026
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3/4
Maxh Vezpyre
And how much you can take
Like April 16, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Wait aren't you going on your "Deep philosophical" phase in a pastel horse site aren't you? c'mon now... jeez.
Like April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I had my deep philosophical phase about 3 years ago chief, we've gone full Kaczynski.
Like April 18, 2026
PB
//meanwhile I got a sona who's smaller than Snow Storm and this oc which can change to be any size at least physically. Mentally this oc can actually be a menace to society.
Like April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I'm just a menace to society in general.
Like April 18, 2026
PB
//And yet she's not only set ponyville on fire at the age of 12 but also has destroyed a universe or two
Like April 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I litter, personally.
Like April 18, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea would freaking DUNK on Cambia
Like April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Chelsea would break her ankles before she even got in dunk range.
Like April 18, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
All 4 of them? :0
Like April 19, 2026
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