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Daddy Cambia

Female. Lives in your Dreams,  Beyond Equestria. 49 years old
Race
Mutated Fern
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
you can't kill me
Roleplay Universe
Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
3 Likes
Ponies
21 Likes
38 Likes
53 Likes
Local Business or Place » Church/Religious Organization
24 Likes
Brand or Product » Product/Service
92 Likes
25 Likes
Entertainment » Professional Sports Team
27 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Dreamers
42 Members
Ponies
Ponysquare Refugees
454 Members
Daddy Cambia
Every time someone tries to insist their OC is bigger than Cambia, she gets a little bit taller.
5 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
shift is perfect height, and that means you are too tall, so i shall shorten you by a head
Like April 15, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Go for it champ.
Like April 16, 2026
Shifter Burnside
*axe noises*
Like April 20, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
And yet you remain smaller and smaller and smaller just so I can't find you, on purpose. And because a mug of beer would be like, a pool for Krombia.
Like April 16, 2026
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3/4
Maxh Vezpyre
And how much you can take
Like April 16, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Wait aren't you going on your "Deep philosophical" phase in a pastel horse site aren't you? c'mon now... jeez.
Like April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I had my deep philosophical phase about 3 years ago chief, we've gone full Kaczynski.
Like April 18, 2026
PB
//meanwhile I got a sona who's smaller than Snow Storm and this oc which can change to be any size at least physically. Mentally this oc can actually be a menace to society.
Like April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I'm just a menace to society in general.
Like April 18, 2026
PB
//And yet she's not only set ponyville on fire at the age of 12 but also has destroyed a universe or two
Like April 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I litter, personally.
Like April 18, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea would freaking DUNK on Cambia
Like April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Chelsea would break her ankles before she even got in dunk range.
Like April 18, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
All 4 of them? :0
Like April 19, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia recedes.
3 people like this.
Branwen
“Baby come back! You can blame it all on me!”
Like April 9, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia is but a speck upon the horizon.
Like April 9, 2026
Branwen
Oh dang, receding really fast! This might be a tsuCambia, better get to higher ground!
Like April 9, 2026
Bubblegum
This negatively affects the environment's Cambiance.
Like April 9, 2026 Edited
Daddy Cambia
You. You will survive the purge.
Like April 9, 2026
Pepper Snap
Like my hairline
Like April 9, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Norwood 7
Like April 9, 2026
Pepper Snap
Like April 9, 2026
Shifter Burnside
shifter proceeds
Like April 10, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia can typically be found in deposits of shale rock and similar sedimentary formations.
3 people like this.
Huckleberry
Now we know why Cambia is always under pressure BA DUM TSK!
Like March 28, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia.
4 people like this.
Huckleberry
Are you sure about that?
Like March 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I've never been more sure about anything in my life before.
Like March 18, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Sambia
Like March 18, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia is bigger than you'd expect.
5 people like this.
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"No you're not!" Oddeus chuckled before instantly ragdoll and explode into gibs.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Damn. I didn't even do anything. He just did that."
Like March 12, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Pomeranian's man.
Like March 13, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
I doubt it. I need proof.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
No.
Like March 13, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Than I accuse you of false advertising
Like March 13, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
“…Oh! didn’t know it was opposite day ?”
Like March 13, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"You mean you did know it's opposite day."
Like March 13, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
“Um… N-no, I didn’t sir ?”
Like March 13, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Ah of course. So you did."
Like March 13, 2026
Fruity Loops
Fruity prepare’s her largest butterfly net.
Like March 13, 2026
Daddy Cambia
I feel like Earth Pony doctors would consistently diagnose Pegasi as 'underweight' because of their hollow bones.
7 people like this.
Aux "Skully" Cord
I think they have a special chart for which species deginates each weight as under or overweight.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
You're way too optimistic about horse healthcare.
Like March 12, 2026
Spirit Weaver
The hollow bones also make it hard to figure out how old they are
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Ah there's rings in the flight feathers.
Like March 12, 2026
Spirit Weaver
i usually go for a leg. hard to count all the rings if there's a hole in the middle :c
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Terrible for ages, fantastic for a hearty roast.
Like March 12, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
That's racist.
Like March 12, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia makes herself clear. She's never seen again.
6 people like this.
PinkBow
Let me be clear,
Like March 11, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Pink, naturally getting what she wants, is also never seen again.
Like March 11, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia gets her popcorn.
4 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
-Brady swipes her popcorn from Cambia's hooves.-
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia gets her gun.
Like March 7, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
-Brady gets her gun.-
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia knows more than you do.
4 people like this.
Maxh Vezpyre
Oh
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Sorry you had to find out this way.
Like March 7, 2026
Yukihime-Sama
yah probably
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Indubitably.
Like March 7, 2026
PinkBow
Yeah u_u
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
It's okay though, she's a horse.
Like March 7, 2026
PinkBow
Can Pink stand on her back
Like March 7, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Of course.
Like March 7, 2026
Fruity Loops
I’m working with Interpol to find and apprehend you.
Like March 7, 2026
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