Mutated Fern
Daddy Cambia
Female.
Lives in your Dreams, Beyond Equestria.
49 years old
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you can't kill me
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Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
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Fortunately, Cambia has never been declared competent enough to stand trial.
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Fruity Loops
Fruity was pretty good at this lawyer thing it seems!
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May 26, 2026
Daddy Cambia
For hiring Fruity was enough to lodge an insanity plea.
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May 26, 2026
Fruity Loops
Everybody wins, everybody grins : )
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May 26, 2026
Ice Wisp
Unfortunately, she was deemed competent enough for the electric chair.
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May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
You'd be a fool to think that'd kill her.
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May 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why were you even on trial?
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May 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
How?
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May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Well when a pony hates the monarchy very much, what she does is called direct action, which involves the taking of confidential royal documentation and the distr- Get off me! What are the charg-GNFFH!" Cambia is swiftly shoved into an unmarked carriage and is depoeted to the Frozen North.
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May 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well, I know what not to do now.
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May 28, 2026
Spirit Weaver
can she at least sit trial?
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May 27, 2026
Daddy Cambia
She can't even lay trial.
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May 27, 2026
In this world, it's either kill in the Bronx, or be found dead in the Bronx. But the miracle of life is that we get to choose.
Cambia passes you the aux. This is your one chance, impress her with your opening pick.
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Cambia knows the colonels secret '12th Spice'
But she'll never tell.
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Autum's hoof slowly lets off the trigger and lowers the sniper rifle. Not today Cambia.. so long as she kept her lips sealed.
Meino stares at the KFC sign towering before him. "I'll bet nopony knows what they put in the gravy, but I do!"
Every time someone tries to insist their OC is bigger than Cambia, she gets a little bit taller.
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shift is perfect height, and that means you are too tall, so i shall shorten you by a head
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April 15, 2026
And yet you remain smaller and smaller and smaller just so I can't find you, on purpose.
And because a mug of beer would be like, a pool for Krombia.
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April 16, 2026
Chelsea would break her ankles before she even got in dunk range.
Cambia recedes.
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Cambia can typically be found in deposits of shale rock and similar sedimentary formations.
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Cambia.
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