Wyatt's Admin Storytime Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Okay, so... Storytime with Wyatt's Admin, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. Part 1 is also in blogs. This one might seem like it's going in a dark direction, but stick around. Oh and I forgot to mention in the actual post that I may have been involved in the events detailed below... :eyes: I fine tune the details a bit more in the blogs as well. Alright, so. We were out with the RA, Royal Artillery on an exercise. They were showing off their big guns *cough*totallynotovercompensating*cough* and we got to watch, make sure everything was going smoothly. But it was a nice day out, so fuck it. Anyway, we were all there, and this Sergeant had brought his little dog with him. Little fluffy white thing it was. Anyway, this little thing was off lead, running around. They're doing test fires of the guns. A few hours later and the dog is nowhere to be found, and the Sergeant is looking around for it. Can't find it. So, he has to stop for a minute as they do a test fire. He looks at the artillery and it fires. Out the end of the cannon? Comes a little puff of white fur. Sergeant's face drops. He runs around in a frenzy looking for his little dog, but can't find it anywhere. Eventually he finds, tucked away in a hidden corner, one of the Privates, petting the dog who is asleep on his chest. He looks up at the Sergeant and just grins, asking him what's the matter. Everyone just burst out laughing and the Sergeant just walks away, part relived, part annoyed. We all mess with each other all the time, so it was par for the course and funny as hell.