Wyatt's Admin Storytime Part 5: Whose Car Is It Anyway?

ALRIGHT! Storytime part 5, THE REBLOGGENING. Don't even know if anyone reads or cares about these, but fuck it, here we go. This is a little lesson in trickery, and goes some way to explaining my risky joke history, and will show how far military people will go for a prank. Also, this may traumatise any car enthusiasts. Right, so. Military family day out! We were doing some demonstrations for the families of army personnel in the local area. It's a nice day out, food, drink, kids welcome ETC. We were all setting everything up in preparation for the families arriving, when the Sergeant-Major arrives, in this gorgeous cherry Nissan(don't remember the exact car) and he goes off to do his own prep. One of our best showcases is the Warrior, our APC, as it crushes a little scrapper car beneath it. Some of the lads decide to play a prank on our Sergeant-Major. He parked the car right by the scrapper. They have time. They paint it as an EXACT match to the scrapper car. It was honestly brilliant how exact it was. Couldn't tell the difference apart from the make and model, but the guys in the APC only know to crush whatever car has the scrapper paintjob. So, the time for the APC demo comes around. Out it goes, towards the scrappers... CRUNCH. Over them it goes. You can see the Sergeant-Major's face just drop as he realises that it's his car that's being crushed in front of him. Demo over. Families clap and move on. He turns slowly, blank faced towards his Sergeant and gestures him over as he walks away. "Sergeant... Come here a minute." he speaks it in an eerie calm voice. Said Sergeant is currently bricking it and obliges. The Sergeant Major literally rears up with his finger, his face red, about to lay into the Sergeant, when his wife pulls up. He points a few times at the Sergeant and says "Later." before heading off his wife to tell her what happened. Meanwhile, we're all trying not to laugh at the situation.