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Zelda Burks
.Post in Gold Hoarder
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Yoshim
.Post in OC Critic/Rate My OC Thread
<p>List of oc's:</p> <p>Yoshim<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1190/img_1523/userid_274/<br /> Male Earth pony</p> <p>Lucius<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1194/img_3447/userid_274/<br /> Male Lucretiar (dragon subspecies not made by me)</p> <p>Ralph<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1205/img_2954/userid_274/<br /> Male Diamond Dog</p> <p>Mark<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1217/img_2373/userid_274/<br /> Male Unicorn</p> <p>Rouge<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1210/img_3054/userid_274/<br /> Male Changeling</p> <p>Torpid<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1219/img_1412/userid_274/<br /> Male Unicorn</p> <p>Max<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1221/img_0005/userid_274/<br /> Male Changeling</p> <p>Summer Breeze<br /> https://canterlotavenue.com/photo/1224/img_3378/userid_274/<br /> Female Pegasus</p>
Y'all are being hoes, so I'm going to throw up an example of the kind of shit you have to look forward to for when someone actually grows some balls and submits their precious special snowflake to my gladiator pit. I'm going to judge my own shitty grey boring OC - Starlight Sparkle. OC's Name: Reasonable name choice, but boring and unoriginal. INB4 "ArE u rElaTeD tO TwiLiGht SpArKle?". Anything that has Sparkle in the last name slot should get a free re-roll because holy shit is that ever pathetic. Minus points if you are stupid enough to try and make an OC who is related on some level to Twilight or really any other canon character. Your Pony's Sex: OC's Species: Picture of OC: Socks are so 2012. This isn't literally 5 years ago where you can put socks on something and instantly make it adorable. Nop. We've gotten that vaccine already. Maybe you can try and actually look decent without the crutch of stupid socks. Body Colour: Boring as shit, just like this character. Mane Colour: Depending on how colour blind and/or stupid you are, this is actually beige. Eye Colour: Body Type: Foalhood: Hey look, another OC where they're a loner when they're a child. Wow, so unique. I have a feeling that most OCs are 'loners' because their creators lack social skills and have no idea how to operate when they have a happy childhood. Good job making your character a one-trick pony too. We're operating strictly in the single dimension here - where this character has literally been doing their special talent from day fucking one. I can't wait until this OC picks up a hobby, like football or swimming, or not being such a Plain Jane. We're doing fiction here, you don't have to make your characters a self insert. Cutie Mark: Decent design that you probably didn't come up with yourself. Cutie Mark: Way to hit it on the head. Cutie Mark Story Nice twist, not to shabby if I'm being honest. If you just said "She finished it and it was great and she got a pat on the back" I would have slapped you with a horsewhip. Seriously. I actually love that you inserted the #1 rule for writing fiction whether it's shitty clopfics or My Little Dashie. You suck, and you're going to have to start over and scrap good ideas if they don't work. Try again, and do better the second time. Personality: All this is going to do is make RP'ing for more than 6 seconds a challenge, and it's going to make you want to shove knitting needles into your sinuses 3 RP's in. Likes: What a surprise. The shy character likes reading and books. Dislikes: Also not surprising. Do something original for a change. Skills: Not wrong, but nothing other than writing so you literally have the most boring straight forward one-dimensional character ever. Detailed History: See, here's the issue with people who do one thing really well and really don't venture far from it. Sure you now have an excuse to say your character is a master of their craft - or something close to it. But now your RP is limited to staring at paper and jerking yourself off with an inked quill. You haven't thought about anything else the character might be interested in other than the absolute bare minimum you need to create a character. This is why we (most of the time) hate characters like Chad Beefcake, Big McLarge Huge, and all those ultra manly testosterone fueled gunbros. They know nothing more than how to mix a kickass protein shake, pick up pieces of metal and put them in the same spot again, and beat up nerds who like playing D&D on the weekend. We don't like those characters because they are predictable and uninteresting. Your character is just like them. Your character is Chad Beefcake, and it sucks. Rating: Physical Attributes: 4 Psychological Attributes: 2 Historical Attributes: 2 Unity: 1 Additional point for: Interesting cutie mark story. Final Score: 10 Verdict: Needs an overhaul, but some fundamental details can be recycled. TLDR: Your OC is boring as fuck probably just like your life up until this point.
Starlit Spackle
.Post in Spackle's OC Rating Thread
Ah, when the naming strategy of mid 30s lower class women and late teenage males collide. We have Misty spelled incorrectly to try and be unique, and a butchering of Symphony and Horny. I wonder how much cheetah print I will be exposed to in this entry. OK if your ears are always down then you are just spending your entire life with the equine equivalent of resting bitch face. Only instead of looking bitchy you just look like you’re scared of everything, likely including your own shadow. How the hell can anyone take you seriously with that. . This might expose me as the boomer I am but this hits too close to home. This is the exact OPPOSITE OF JUST FOR SHOW. This is important shit right here. This is interesting! This is unique! We haven’t gotten past your background and you already have more potential than most of the OCs that pass through this door have. Please expand upon this, I wanna know the who what when wheres and whys about this marking. I wanna know what your character feels about the marks. I get that you say they are just for show, is that what your character thinks? Does your character wear it like fashion unaware of the deeper implications of what it actually means? There’s so much potential here I don’t want it to be squandered. Here’s a sentence telling you to watch Firefly if you haven’t already. I would like the character sheet for this absolute chad submitted here. I wanna know how he manages to grant anything someone wants, or is he just a really good con artist? Hmmmm But really this is weak and lacks any specific detail. Needs to be expanded. CUTIE MARK I’d hope not since there’s nothing in the backstory that tells me anything remotely close to being involved with swords. CUTIE MARK STORY Wait wait wait hold on here for a second. You’re trying to tell me that you ran away from home with very little food, went out into the middle of nowhere to practice HEMA by yourself, and at the end the only thing you learned was called thrusts while not being an idiot and that’s what gave you your cutie mark? What the hell about that is character defining? Is it the poor planning, poor execution, or the abysmal idea of being able to train yourself in using a sword when you don’t have the damndest clue on how to thrust in the first place? What the actual fuck is this supposed to represent for you? To me, it sounds like your cutie mark represents your willingness to stab yourself in the back for no reason and somehow still come out the other side alive. This is weak. Nothing says cutie mark like casually admitting to murder after being in the bush. PERSONALITY Oh look, a personality that’s almost identical to mine. LIKES I see that your character is more interested in being perceived as cool rather than actually being cool. The obsessive training is more a front to be able to wrap a good story about how much effort that you put into your life while simultaneously not actually achieving all that much, isn’t it? DISLIKES Who the fuck doesn’t like eating. I can take surviving in the bush for 20 days without any survival training while supposedly training your HEMA techniques with no food and getting your cutie mark but disliking EATING!? That’s way too unrealistic. SKILLS Don’t have much to say here. Wanna be small and fast? Sure, no problem. Wanna be mediocre and not want to take advantage of one of the most important sections to lay out what makes your character interesting and worth taking the time out of my day to look it over? Sure, whatever. DETAILED HISTORY I love it when people do my job for me. Way to already acknowledge your flaws and laziness before stepping through the door. Can’t wait to see proof that this exists. God probably has more evidence to His existence than your character does to being interesting. This is the only thing I like about your character. I’d rather you show this through her actions or reactions rather than just telling me that she is X. Something something show don’t tell. Physical Attributes: 4 Psychological Attributes: 2 Historical Attributes: 2 Unity: 1 No extra points. Total: 9 Verdict:Needs an overhaul, but some fundamental details can be recycled Looks good superficially but as soon as you go looking for any details or substance it turns into something more hollow than a cheap chocolate easter bunny. Supposedly you’ve spent a significant amount of time RP’ing with this character and you still can’t manage to regurgitate whatever forum vomit you participated in on this sheet? I wish I could take points away just to tell you to change your attitude and put more effort into your character than your character is putting into their life. Fucks sake.