#pleasehelpme

That's this site in a nutshell. Goofy and unrelated

Goofy is my middle name, ha!

Yeah, mine's unrelated, which I thought was goofy.

Mine's monsterous.....is what I tell other people.

It's alright, the middle name is a given thing. I have been called goofy many times. Both of those names are cherished in their own right. I love goofy, though!

What about Donald Duck?

What about that? Is that your middle name? Flaunt it.

I see it is not, but that was funny!

I don't have a fun middle name. Only two, William, after William the conquerer, and Russel after a British writer.

But doesn't that make three names? Hmmmm....