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Aussie Ponies
Our gorgeous, radiant leader.
Silver Breeze
Voiced by John Howard
Daddy Cambia
Tony Abbott?
Silver Breeze
Kev Rudd
Creamy Canvas
cute
Autumn Night
looks gay
Captain Sky N. Nova
Not aussie enough. Needs the TF2 Sniper outfit, a keg of booze, and a machete.
Silver Breeze
A. Budgie Smugglers. B. Goon Bag. C. Boomerang
Daddy Cambia
or to be Tony Abbott
Volair Cerekanth
Isnt the sniper fron new Zealand or sum shit
Comp
If that isn't Snow Storm's ponysona, she needs to rethink her life.
Volair Cerekanth
I wanna rp with the Aussi Horsi
Amber
Australia where cable compabies become ISPs
Snow Storm
It is scientifically proven that the phrase "she'll be right" accelerates an Australian's healing process by 40%
Lavender "Marius" Mond
It’s also proven that aussies are secretly upside down
Amber
Id prefer to be upside down than to deepfry butter
Lavender "Marius" Mond
Are you talking about America?
Silver Note
Nu, for Austrians loves that stuff too.
All About Drizzy
It's scientifically proven Australians are usually 7.49% cuter than anyone else in the world, only rivaled by Koreans and the Japanese.
Thrro
No no, koreans and japanese just exploit a mind altering disease known as "golden fever" to achieve those ratings. Australians are natty
Snow Storm
Yeah, with my stylish road leathers and shiny chrome teeth. Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!
All About Drizzy
This is incorrect sir.
Amber
I mean im ugly af
Snow Storm
I really can't prove any of these wrong so
Serendibite
According to flat earthers Australia doesn’t even exist
Snow Storm
I can understand that.
Serendibite
Pretty much they’re saying you don’t exist
Snow Storm
Yeah, I mean, wtf kind of animal is a platypus
All About Drizzy
I can believe that, Snow is just a false memory.
Serendibite
“Australia was made up by the British so they could say they sent prisoners there when in reality they just killed them.”
Thrro
It's also been rumoured that "No worrieees" can instantly dispell all fear in a man if an Aussie says it
Snow Storm
I say 'no worries' at least 6 times a day. If I forget, I'll immediately collapse into a state of hysteria and soul crippling depression.
Zaten
Just like drug addiction!
Snow Storm
Just like my withdrawal from not having a couple beers every night.
Zaten
I have no idea what response I should use, so instead I will use an image:
All About Drizzy
It's scientifically proven that the outback, has millions of Outback restaurants residing underground,
Syncopate Symphony
Do these ones create the shape of a pentagram too?
All About Drizzy
y es
Adrian Coalhopper
Schwoopy Tail can you confirm any of this
Thrro
We literally have the Aussie queen of CA confirming it right here
Adrian Coalhopper
WE MUST CONSULT THE AUSSIE KING
Thrro
Swoopy is court jester if he's lucky
Schwoopy Tail
How can she be the Aussie Queen if she bastardized the phrase She'll be Roight to make it more accessible to non australians.
Thrro
Foreign relations are the #1 job of a modern monarch.
Captain Sky N. Nova
Ok, so I feel like i must ask this. How many things are there per square foot that can kill you?
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Thrro
Well they deleted malaria recently so that number has reduced drastically. Congratz Australia!
Snow Storm
Thanks! Our scientists needed a major levelling up to battle the environment.
All About Drizzy
Everything.
Serendibite
Guys the Australian translation for “tarantula” is “house spider”
All About Drizzy
that's terrifying.
Serendibite
I legit once saw a video of a guy dealing with what he called “House spiders” in Australia. It was a tarantula and he had to use his son’s light saber and nerf guns to injure it so he could suck it up with his spider killing vacume.
Captain Sky N. Nova
I believe you.
All About Drizzy
thats scary af
Snow Storm
Yah al just bloody ova reactin
Captain Sky N. Nova
.....nah
Wave Function
Not Australian but I like to drink beer, am generally combative and my Mom has had skin cancer like four times. Please welcome me as one of your own
Silver Breeze
There are a disappointingly small amount of posts here
Zero The Ermine
Asdf
Silver Breeze
Such effort
Zero The Ermine
Ahahaha I was mainly being random. How is Australia this time of year I have never been there
Demonic H Hooves
Silver Breeze
Damn it he knows
Shara
Do i have to be a horse?
 liked this.
Snow Storm
Absolutely not. If you're a shark-- EVEN BETTER!!
Shara
Awesome ^__^
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