Autumn Night

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Autumn Night

6 hours ago

If you read this, then you’re a stinky stinky pony.

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Jovian

Ye who smelt is they which dealt

Like 6 hours ago

Uh, Uno reverse card! You big stinky now!

Like 5 hours ago

Dr. Oddeus Reiner

Oddeus looked around while eating a sandwich, "Me?" He uses his sandwich to point at himself.

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Autumn Night

June 23, 2026 3:31 pm

Autumn Night in a ‘Summer’ themed modeling contest? If ever there was a sign of something so ill-fitting and ironic, that was it! Nonetheless, the mare was here to make her big debut on the runway! Wh... View More

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Dr. Oddeus Reiner

Oddeus would sit with authority, his washboard abs and barrel legs, his legs propped on the table. He was probably the largest Pomeranian in dog history. He had sand in his fur this time around, probably digging things and burying others. He was tastefully showing off with only a pair of Bikini St... View More

Like 1 Yesterday, 9:33 am

Autumn Night

June 15, 2026 5:56 pm

I'm still alive, what about y'all?

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smells like bat : /

Like 1 June 15, 2026

Bat smells of cheese :)

Like June 16, 2026

I see you are! Hope all is well!

Like 1 June 15, 2026

Are you at my window again!? O.o All is well with me!

Like 1 June 16, 2026

Good! I could wash your windows for you; it's kind of hard to see into them with all of these smudges. XD

Like June 16, 2026

I passed out and woke up again. What did I miss....*Looks at Autumn.* Where you always this so drop dead gorgeous?

Like 1 June 15, 2026

OOP this is OOC!

Like June 16, 2026

//Ah. How's things?

Like June 16, 2026

Autumn Night

June 9, 2026 4:58 am RP

Autumn has started a new business, Evil Inc. “We’re a world domination business with family values! We offer a wide range of benefits, matched 401k, and premium insurance! Serious applicants may apply... View More

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Ghostbit

"I Ain't got a clue what any of that means!, what do have that you need 401 thousand of them!" Ghost Exclaimed loudly... Sitting at a Booth with a sign that read [Good co.] Written in what looks like to be Crayon, For He couldn't find a pen, or Quill, or anything.

Like 1 June 9, 2026

"Wha-?" Autumn glanced at Ghost, then to his sign and let out a loud gasp! "Good Co.?? What are you doing here!? Trying to swindle honest potential employees out from under my nose to go and work at your company?" Autumn asked accusatorily, crossing her hooves as she glared. "Tsk, sounds about right... View More

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Ghostbit

"Pfft... Got Free Dental." Ghost said... looking very smug.

Like June 9, 2026

Biollante

Not interested ...

Like June 10, 2026

Inkwelt

Inky inquires as to WHICH insurance. Because unless it's Medical, Dental, Vision, AND Life insurance with short-term disability and extends to her spouse she's not interested.

Like June 10, 2026

Autumn Night

June 3, 2026 9:55 am

Every second you’re not running, Autumn is getting closer.

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Chase

Every second Autumn grows closer, Chase acquires a dozen more gators.

Like 1 June 3, 2026

Chase

They hunger.

Like June 3, 2026

Give them cake

Like June 3, 2026

Chase

No thats my cake. And I already ate it.

Like June 3, 2026

I’ll freaking clothesline her

Like 1 June 3, 2026

Just fly in circles until it’s over duh

Like June 3, 2026

BUT MY WINGS! They're still on the clothesline!

Like 1 June 3, 2026

LOOK when you got your wings I told you to get them permanently fixed to your body but you’re like “oouuuh Chelsea what if I wanna cosplay as an earth pony nyyuhhh” so you went with the detachable wings! And now we’re here!

Like June 3, 2026

Brave Charger

Does it mean, I will get from her Hug or kiss?

Like June 3, 2026

Noo, only evil!

Like June 3, 2026

Brave Charger

So Evil Hug?

Like June 3, 2026

And every time Autumn blinks after catching up, I vanish in a cloud of white smoke.

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Autumn Night

May 29, 2026 2:36 pm

"I don't want to be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck! So I shake my butt!" Autumn shakes it!

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Vanil

"....ducks do shake their butt. I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here"

Like May 29, 2026

Autumn Night

May 27, 2026 8:58 am

What’s on your mind?

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4/8

I am a thoughtful guy. I think about a lot of things. I am a thoughtful guy. I think a lot of thoughts; about a lot of things. I think about space and the vastness of it. I think about cake and how much I love it. I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil... View MoreI am a thoughtful guy. I think about a lot of things. I am a thoughtful guy. I think a lot of thoughts; about a lot of things. I think about space and the vastness of it. I think about cake and how much I love it. I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil I think tattoos are cool on other people. I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean. I think about the difference in ointment and lotion. I think about if I should wax my back. I think a handful of nuts is a healthy snack. I am a thoughtful guy. Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body. It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership. I think about how I could get on the local news If I strolled into a McDonald's and stripped down nude. I think about a hot dog while I'm eating it. But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients. I think about the first guy who ever shaved. And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved? I think about if a friend was choking on ice. "Just be patient" would be the best advice. I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep, And then my body jerks and I'm falling suddenly. I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something, Like when you're sleeping on a cliff or just top-bunking. Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle, And how if I start now and just whittle a little My whittling skills will hone before I get old. And I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home. I think of all the places that a penny has been. Like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in. It could've been in the pocket of the President's suit, But it's probably also been in some toddler's poop 'Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone vitamins Accruing no interest while traveling inside of 'em. Re-entering circulation might boost the economy, But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy. I think that our universe is really one of many With many parallel me's stretching to infinity Doing activities similarly to me Yet, at the same time, done slightly differently. And seemingly Right now, they could be Thinking this same thought as me. That's pretty deep. I am a thoughtful guy. Right now, I'm thinking about the people who invented words... Did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds? And if so, how do you explain duffle-bag? I think how do I know that you and me See the same colors the same way when you and me see? Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too? Could it be true we see different hues? And, say, we do, then how would we discover this fact? And even if we did, would there be any impact? I don't think this would affect us personally, But I think it would have ripple effects throughout the interior design industry. I think about if I was turned into an ant, I'd want my loved ones to know. So, I thought of a plan: I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground, Then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd around. But now I'm thinking that when they saw it, They'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawling on it. Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real me In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me. I am a thoughtful guy. I am a thoughtful guy. And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan, The aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race. I like that thought. Yeah, I think a lot of thoughts like that. Me too.

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Like 2 May 27, 2026

I can’t read :(

Like 2 May 28, 2026

Stickman, The Normal Stickian

//Its a song about being a thoughtful guy.

Like 1 May 28, 2026

*I would open my head and a ton of tiny Smg4s would be dancing around in there.* That's what's on my mind.

Like May 28, 2026

Aetheris Dawnstrider

"The Sun. The beach. You and me, and the bourgeoisie."

Like 1 May 29, 2026

"Beachside guillotines~!

Like 1 May 29, 2026

Aetheris Dawnstrider

"I believe you have misunderstood, but I will let it slide this time."

Like 1 May 30, 2026

Biollante

Why.. are ... Oranges .. called.. Oranges ..but ..apples ... aren't ... called... Red?

Like May 29, 2026

Jovian

Because you got the order backwards. Colour orange is named after fruit orange. This would be like if the word for red was apple.

Like 1 May 30, 2026

Biollante

....okay...

Like May 30, 2026

Autumn Night

May 15, 2026 4:46 pm

Ay yo, where's the ponies at?

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Here!

Like 1 May 15, 2026

WASSSSSSSSUP!

Like May 15, 2026

WASSS UP!

Like May 15, 2026

Star Hope

Roaming

Like May 16, 2026

Pepper Snap

Eated em all

Like 2 May 16, 2026

PEPPER NO!

Like 1 May 16, 2026

Pepper Snap

Like 3 May 16, 2026

Autumn Night

May 12, 2026 12:13 pm

Autumn is more OP than you.

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4/10

Pizzamovies

Autumn is gonna learn exactly what they mean by “earth pony” strength.

Like May 12, 2026

Autumn destroys the earth, depriving you of any strength... it totes works that way.

Like May 12, 2026

Pizzamovies

Haha nice try bat, but your already my whole world.

Like May 12, 2026

Silent V Dusk

" Say that to godly beings I've put in the ground in the name of Equestria. Oh, wait, you can't! They're f(BEEP)ing dead. You can keep running that mouth of yours, but let me know when you're willing to back them up with action. '

Like May 12, 2026

"I'm strong enough to say fuck without bleeping it."

Like May 12, 2026

Silent V Dusk

" Okay... congrats, you haven't been cursed. You want a damn medal? "

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Silent V Dusk

" You know what. How about we spar to determine who is, in your words, ' More OP '. No death, but no promises about injury. What do you say? "

Like May 12, 2026

Vanil

She has Vanil's sympathy. Osteoporosis is no laughing matter, especially for one so young.

Like 2 May 12, 2026

Autumn's bones snap under the weight of her ego.

Like May 12, 2026 Edited

Spinneret

Spins will be buffed in the next patch. Trust.

Like 1 May 12, 2026

Autumn Night

May 5, 2026 5:33 pm RP

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?" Autumn challenges. #rp

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4/9

Parley

"I hit my knee against the corner of the table and only cried a little."

Like 2 May 5, 2026

Stickman, The Normal Stickian

"Oooo damn, okay.. but how long did you hold your breath before hissing?" Autumn asked, pulling out a chart. "We got a specific number on the tough meter for that one!"

Like May 5, 2026

I took on Zamorak, Lord of Chaos. In nothing but a sword and shield.

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