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Ask the Mortician pone (Rigor Mortis)

Ask the Mortician pone (Rigor Mortis)

Ponies - 12 Likes
Basalt Alltrades
Hey, do you think this ask page will... 'rise from the grave'? *badum-tsh*
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Shara
D: thats mean
Like February 6, 2018
Basalt Alltrades
I say it with love.
Like February 6, 2018
Quinch
I think you're beating a dead horse.
Like February 6, 2018
Basalt Alltrades
Like February 6, 2018
Quinch
https://youtu.be/ep2rZTgnJho?t=13s
Like February 6, 2018
Eric Cartman
Okay let’s just take a moment, because Rigor Mortis Just 100% canon laughed at that pun
Like February 6, 2018
Brave Charger
What is important in your Life?
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Eric Cartman
“Yea.” She said without realizing in a shy manner
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Brave Charger
*He looks at her* Did I ask to many question? *he squee*
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Eric Cartman
“Aaaahhhh!” “Stop!”
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Brave Charger
okay *smile and give a hug*
Like December 30, 2017
Saphira
Saphira steals all her spaghetti.
Like December 29, 2017
Eric Cartman
“Good thing I wasn’t eating any spaghetti”
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Krashface
"getting a job and a gal' to love... till it last, then finding a new job, but the gal' remain !"
Like January 7, 2018
Kuno
Food and memes.
Like January 7, 2018
Krashface
" well, ah can't complain ."
Like January 7, 2018
Orion Pink
Carnage the draconequus appears, breaks the fourth wall by looking up at the page name, and asks "What would your reaction be if 'Soon you will live up to your name' was used as a threat? Obviously , ... View More
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Eric Cartman
Rigor was rather confused, but also startled by this, she tried to speak “h-huh?...”
Like December 29, 2017
Orion Pink
He rubs the back of his head. "I'm very sorry."
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Eric Cartman
She made a flustered facial expression “uh..okay?”
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Orion Pink
"I'll go now."
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Eric Cartman
She was intrigued by the creature but didn’t say anything, she looked curiously at it, but in a reserved fashion
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Orion Pink
He looks at her and began to float away, wondering why she was looking at him that way
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Orion Pink
"Need me to write it out?"
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Eric Cartman
“No.”
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Orion Pink
"Oh"
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