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Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman

Male. Born on July 1, 1997
Race
Human Being
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
“Do I really need to do this? Screw you guys…I’m goin home…!”
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Liked Pages19
Ask PinkaBat
39 Likes
Ponies
Pan's art page
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Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
Ask Edgy Kayla
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Ponies
Snow Storm's Secret Stash
52 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
Canterlot Avenue Development
198 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Computers/Technology
Ask Pinkie Wolf
93 Likes
Ponies
Ask Joyful Jazz
9 Likes
Ponies
Deer in Equestria
11 Likes
Ponies
Zah's Commissions and Art Gallery
59 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
Epik's Studio
3 Likes
Ponies
Joined Groups8
Spike fanclub
14 Members
Ponies
Dreamers
43 Members
Ponies
Sepia's art page
7 Members
Ponies
BP
10 Members
Ponies
Ar
125 Members
Photography
All of Equestria
28 Members
Ponies
Anti-bully rangers
82 Members
Ponies
Ponysquare Refugees
438 Members
Travel
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus walked on some stilts toward to the being. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large git over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus slowly floated down from using gossamer wings on his arms. He landed in front of the being. He smiled as he passed a gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Eric Cartman
//Does anybody know any old users contacts from Discord or something I miss the old users here and wanna get back in contact really nostalgic for me
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Pebble.
//Same here, miss some of my old bronysquare friends and id love to see what theyre up to now
Like November 13, 2022
Eric Cartman
“Oh no, I’m stuck here with Kahl…”
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Eric Cartman
"Why do Stan and Kahl hang out with you dumb ponies? it's so girly and stupid!"
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Hawk
"Speak for yourself, child" Hawk would say as he looked down on the fatty. "Besides, I know none of whoever you named."
Like January 31, 2022
Eric Cartman
"Fuck you!"
Like February 5, 2022
Hawk
"Go eat some soap, and run on a treadmill if you're gonna be rude."
Like February 5, 2022
PB
Depending on interpretation of us we can seem pretty epic i mean have you seen the one where unicorns stabbed a dude in the heart? Then there's the cupcake universe that has one of us being a cannibal. Yeah funny how I know the first exists but eh dimensions and all that.
Like January 31, 2022
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PB
Ah well then apologies then I assumed some form of action or horror would've been more favorable than the original concept of us. Alright then well then I won't waste your time and go explode some stuff with my modified paintballs for my paintball gun.
Like February 5, 2022
Eric Cartman
Cartman's eyes grew wide "Did he say...Explode? Oh my fuck this sounds kinda kewl..." he said in his head "Wait!" he yelled
Like February 7, 2022
PB
*seemed curious as to why he should wait but wouldn't question it as he waited a bit for him before continuing to his destination that had targets of wide varieties ranging from cars to basic bullseye targets* Alright keep all limbs together and we will have an explosive time!
Like February 7, 2022
Flam
"Whell maybe dude if you dont have your head so far your fat ass youd realise we are trapped here." Kenny spat back in mumbles
Like January 31, 2022 Edited
Eric Cartman
"Shut up Kenny we'll get home soon so I can kick all your asses!" >:( "Especially you KAHL! It's all your fault!"
Like February 5, 2022
Vinyl "Wubs" Scratch
*i arrive*
Like February 7, 2022
Estelle the unicorn
"oh hey Cartman some pony told me you were so fat and poor you make the fastest dumbest pony here look better then you Fatboy"
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Eric Cartman
>:(
Like January 27, 2022
Buttery Scotch
What is this cyber bullying
Like January 27, 2022
peanuts the peanut
*boop*
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Eric Cartman
“What the hell are you doing?”
Like January 18, 2022
Buttery Scotch
"That's cool but, can you sing the cheesy poofs theme song with both hands tied behind your back?"
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Eric Cartman
“Uhhh…Fuck you for making me feel stupid! But of course I can ok!” Looks around “Uh kahl…Can you tie me up!” Kyle looked annoyed “I’m not doing that fatass!”
Like January 13, 2022
Eric Cartman
//I think I can RP 😂 it’s not gonna be a normal RP tho
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Eric Cartman
“Oh my god I can’t believe I’m a brony now you guys, my mem doesn’t know so yea that’s good! I made my new OC it’s pretty kewl! His name is Slade Blade…He’s a work in progress!”
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