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Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
Every day is a good day to give away your soul-- I mean, to reach out after your goals and dreams! Allow me to help you, satisfaction guaranteed!
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Isn't it supposed to be "Every day is a good day to die!"
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Seir
"...Shit I forgot to add funerary services included to our pack..." Seir rubs his chin.
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The Servant
Not to worry! Party probes have just arrived, and are ready to start the fune-raves in the name of the Agency! After all, who wants to mourn over the dead, anyways?
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Flam
just tell them they will burn in hell: cremation services are free there
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Aubade
"Dude, colleges offer free food for their services when they suck away your soul, up your game." she snorts.
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Seir
"Darling nothing is ever free."
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Aubade
"Okay yes, you got me, the "free food" is actually prepaid but you know what when I walk in and it's two in the afternoon and I see free sandwiches and coffee I'm in. What are you offering?" she swipes her nose.
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Seir
"Well, it just so happens...." Seir momentarily ducks under the desk and brings out a plate of sandwiches, a stack of paper cups and a kettle. "Free Sandwiches and coffee." He shows a deviant smile. "...And... Well usually I'd have offered you a sweeter deal but I don't like half eaten food and your... View More
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