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Big City Cop Problems
on November 8, 2019
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>call come in
>priority 1 emergency
>"x is cutting himself with a knife on his arms and stomach"
>bunch of cars racing over lights and sirens
>he locked himself inside because his girlfriend possibly cheated on him
>they continue to say he's dying and can kill himself
>we can't talk him out
>they can't either
>everyone gets taser
>breacher gets ready with a pistol
>breacher kicks door open
>guy escapes through back
>run to side of house
>point taser at him
>cuff him
>medics look him over
>no injuries
>a few insignificant slight scratches on arm that look a day old
>pysch talks to him
>"Were you trying to hurt yourself?"
>NO MAN BLAH BLAH
>"So you weren't steaming on Facebook live (fake) blood on the bed, screaming about you're gonna kill yourself, and etc."
>o you saw that?
>everyone's face
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Oh shit people can see what I post on FB? Man, that's so odd! Who'd have thought?! They don't explain this stuff when you download the app or anything.
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Big City Cop Problems
That's we thought. The lot of us stifled what laughter we could when he sounded shocked as fuck.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
invite me to your next scene, I'll call people like that a dumbfuck to their face :joy:
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Captain Sky N Nova
WOW....
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Dream Vezpyre
Bruh sounds like one of my friend's friend who keeps faking depression for some attention.
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