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Hawker Hurricane
on April 22, 2025
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-Goes up to the podium, tapes on the mike to quite the room. A large minotaur is amongst you all, as your all seated so close to together in the same row. Hawker clears his throat.-
Thank you all for coming to this gathering so sudden! Sorry for bunching you all up, but it's part of the demonstration that you won't want to miss, trust me. A few weeks ago I told you all that I had bribed some engineers to make us an android for our cause? A lot of you thought I was talking about phones. -He smirks.- I wasn't. Allow me to welcome in.....the securi-bot! -The androi walks in, carrying it's rifle in the crook of the arm to show off the hoodie and lettering on it. Turning to face the audience, it stairs up at the crowd. The minotaur claps and prods you with his elbow. Saying- "This is gonna be good." -Hawker continues.- I call it the securi-bot for now, it's being marketed as a personal guard for the rich and famous, making us millions if not billions!
Here are it's features: The body, hair included, are made of titanium alloy, thick thick alloy, that can withstand the full brunt of a tank shrapnel hit or missile strike. It's clothes are not....that strong, but they can help it fight off any fires that happens to it, as well as purdy cosmetics that help attract buyers who are....interested in the feminine body. We have male versions as well for those who swing that way. It's weapon is a modified C7A2 rifle based of the Canadian forces one, built to house 0.33 inch, or 8.4mm rounds, or 0.39 inch, or 9.9 mm rounds. Enough, I'm sure you know, to tear a man apart. The securi-bot can shoot with sniper-precision up to a kilometre in away, with using the 2-times scope AND, it's eyes, which can give it a telescopic-sight of up to 3 milometers away.
It's strength comes from courageted steel springs and locks in it's body, giving it super-humanoid speed, while it super-computer in it's dome here. -Motions to it's head.- Gives it super dexterity as well as limited tactical and strategical thinking. With advanced AI, it's able to communicate with other securi-bots up to a kilometre away, and hack other less advanced technologies in a minute or less. It's targeting procedures is so accurate, it can pick out, and eliminate it's chosen threat in a packed room, with no or minimal extra causalities. Any questions?
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"Question one, why is it an ape? Question two...can I have one? For personal reasons?"
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"I-I'm not fuckin the corpses!!! They're my servants!!!"
Like April 23, 2025
Hawker Hurricane
.....How is that better. Also ho do you think dead bodies make good.....servants.
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"I'm a necromancer! I control corpses!"
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Opaline Arcana
I will not question a gift android in the mouth, but does she truly have to be dressed so provocatively? Surely we can be taken more seriously with something designed less... childish.
Like April 22, 2025
Hawker Hurricane
Sex sells, I'm sure you've heard of that. That, and if it were dressed appropriately, an we were taken seriously, they'd believe that we could be a threat. And if they believe that e could be a threat, they'd make plans for us hen we eventually prove them right. Take it from someone whose been const... View More
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Doom Bringer
Hm. Guns...? What ever happened to hammers...They're reliable- I'm reliable, yes? This thing isn't going to replace me is it?
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RESIDENTOFKILL
These robot girls could serve as a first line of defense but not the last line
Like April 24, 2025
Hawker Hurricane
I was thinking more offensive than defensive, though they can serve both purposes. I'm in talks right now of developing another android of even more combat capabilities.
Like April 24, 2025