idk man i'm not very fast
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i guess this is where i talk about the Real Life Me? i like to ponies. i also like SMT, Danganronpa, Drawn to Life, FNAF, Pokemon, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and whatever else randomly catches my interest. i like to type in a silly manner (sillily?), and i like the smell of McDonald's french fries.
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Sprout was cleaning up near the entrance of the grocery store, constantly looking out at the night sky through the doors. "Please no more customers, please no more customers..." #rp
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Newmoon Winter
I walked into the grocery store with a long list. "Good thing this place doesn't close till late." I said as I looked at my list.
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May 28, 2023

Sprouting Bulb
Sprout whimpered. "Looks like I'm missin that dinner party..."
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May 28, 2023

Newmoon Winter
My ear flicks. "Dinner party? I-I can come back tomorrow it's not like I need to do this tonight cause I'm out of the essentials." I said as I turned towards the door.
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May 28, 2023

Sprouting Bulb
"Oh! It's Noom. You can do your shoppin. Callin it a 'dinner party' was a pretty big overstatement."
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May 28, 2023
Shift Burn
Hehe henlo
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May 29, 2023

Sprouting Bulb
Sprout grumbled. "Gosh damn it, Celestia gives us an entire day every day and ponies STILL insist on coming here at the last minute..."
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May 29, 2023
the second-funniest thing about FiM is the gradual reveal that Starswirl the Bearded was actually an asshole
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The show really did Somnambula a disservice
No I don't know whether Som's comics were written prior to Shadow Play or after it, I don't care. Comic Somnambula is top 5 pony. Show Somnambula is bottom tier pony.
mane 6 + friends ranked based on how likely they are to play fortnite
10. applejack - too busy, doesn't get it
9. rarity - sweetie belle maxed out her credit card buying vbucks so fortnite is no long... View More
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glad you think so, i devoted more brainpower to this than i probably should have
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May 21, 2023
#rp Sprout sat in the cafe, pounding back a large mocha and listening to an old stand-up comedy tape on her Trotcolt. She hadn't fed in far too long, leaving her starving and ready to pounce (metapho... View More
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Polar happened to be seated behind a table to the side of Sprout, trying to mind his own business but still couldn't help but notice Sprout really having a blast with the mocha due to the starvation.
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May 21, 2023
As Sprout finished her mocha, her eyes fell upon Polar. She calmly turned to face the stallion. "Well, hello, sir. What might your name be?"
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May 21, 2023
Polar's eyes widen as the mare speaks to him, he sets the cup he was sipping from down on the table and properly looks at the mare. ''The name's Polar Swirl, or Polar for short, hope you're having a nice day today ma'am.'' He tries to sound polite.
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May 21, 2023
"Oh, it's getting better." Sprout stood up and sat down next to Polar. "I'm Sprouting Bulb. Most call me Sprout." She stared at Polar, her face betraying no emotion.
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May 21, 2023
I sat at a table and ordered my usual alfalfa sandwich and glass of iced tea. It felt like I hadn't eaten in days. The bags under my eyes showed that I had pulled another all-nighter. "Why did I have to receive such a huge order from the hospital... Zecora gets all the east requests..."
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May 21, 2023
Sprout glanced over at Newmoon. Her face contorted into a sinister grin, revealing her fangs to anypony who looked close enough. She stood up and slowly walked towards Newmoon.
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May 21, 2023
"At least it's done and sent off... I seriously hope that's the last big order for a while." I said slamming my head on the table, just before my food arrived.
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May 21, 2023
Sprout meanwhile, was crouched down behind Newmoon, still grinning and still holding her mocha.
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May 21, 2023
"Yeah... it's a bit of a tale to tell, basically as a last laugh from my greatest foe, I was thrown through a dimensional hole and ended up on this human world called earth. Luckily for me, my counterpart found me and took me in. I spent a few years with her before I was able to come back home."
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May 22, 2023
"Well, I'm only 24, almost 25 this coming summer sun celebration. I'm glad that only 6 months passed here when I was on earth for a few years. So technically I'm more around 27."
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May 22, 2023
"Your life confuses me so." Sprout lay down on the table and stretched her littol Breezie body. "Why am I not a Breezie more often? This rules. Yo, Noom, pull out a board game, I wanna walk around on the board!"
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May 22, 2023
Celestia: "very well. If you do have any questions, feel free to have Newmoon sent your letter to us and we will be glad to answer them." She said with a regal nod.
"Shall we get going?"
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May 25, 2023
"I would like that very much." Sprout smiled at Newmoon. "Let's go. Farewell, Princesses!"
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May 25, 2023
Celestia: "until the next we meet." She said with a calm smile.
"I told you, Spinneret." I said as we walked out of the throne room. "So where to next?"
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May 25, 2023
oh man, i really love that one series created to sell toys in which six elemental heroes face off against villains such as the sibling of their god and a queen voiced by kathleen barr leading an endle... View More
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like if celestia but she was if she was a deer
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totk successfully yoinked from my dad, now to attach things to other things i assume
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Sprout walked around the comic store, grumbling to herself. "Stupid cool nerd crap...action figures and posters and model kits, just mocking me...where the tartarus is that one comic?!" She picked u... View More
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*walks in confused as he's still getting his bearings with walking on fours on hoofs and looks through the store unsure of why*
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May 11, 2023
Sprout continued searching the store. "Let's see...'Mare-Do-Well'? Huh, might have to look into that o--" Not looking where she was going, she bumped into the newcomer. "oopf"
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May 11, 2023
oof! *crashed down after being bumped into and sighed* jeez,barely two mins in this place and i'm being pushed around. *he sighed as he got up,using his wings to balance himself*
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May 11, 2023
yeah,i'm okay,still just trying to adjust walking on fours tbh...barely new here and things are going down for me
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May 11, 2023
"Well, hay, welcome to Ponyville! Hope I wasn't your first impression, heh...wait, 'adjusting to walking on fours'? You look like a normal pony to me, and Changelings are quadrupedal as well...do you come from someplace where ponies walk on their hind legs all the time??"
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May 11, 2023
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idk man i'm not very fast