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In the newspaper, there was an article describing a new law currently being floated around in Equestria's senate. According to this law, all changelings would be required to stay in their base forms ... View More
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Nar Yakushi
"Old farts being paranoid, and out of touch. Nothing new." Nar folds his arms, and shakes his head. "Sounds like they need a bit of a wake up call."
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Yesterday, 2:26 pm

Former Corporal Spinneret
"Exactly!" Spins threw her arms up. "We need to fight! For all changelingkind! And who's to say this will stop at changelings?! The next bill could go after dragons, or hippogriffs, or Abyssinians! This could very well be a danger to all creatures!!"
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Yesterday, 2:29 pm

Parley
This is what happens when Twilight takes government smh.
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Yesterday, 3:41 pm

Former Corporal Spinneret
Spinneret's wings flitted. "P-Princess Twilight Sparkle would NEVER s-stand for this!!!"
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Yesterday, 4:03 pm

Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I mean, you don't see me being forced into becoming a unicorn... again
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Yesterday, 4:05 pm

Doom Bringer
"The laws the law, that's final. And...I mean, I don't exactly think this is the WORST..."
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"Ahem. You know. I'm just saying I'd like to know if I'm talking to the REAL version of somepony. Plus, enforcing this one will be a really, really nice change of pace."
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Yesterday, 4:19 pm

Dr. Norman Reiner
Norm squinted and said, "Dork. You're wearing a mask that obscures half your head. Take it off! I like to know who I'm talking to!"
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21 hours ago
Fuchsia slammed her hoof against her desk in an unusual display of rage. Not only had she been thwarted, but she had been thwarted spectacularly; that mad genius Spinneret had gone and revealed herself, and for some Skyros-forsaken reason, the crowds that. And now, one of Equestria's worst criminals was celebrated by the masses! Why was this so hard to kill?!
She took a deep breath. Hard to kill? Definitely. ? Never. Any further assassination attempts would garner huge media attention, and one little slip-up would direct the paper trail right back to Fuchsia. With a heavy sigh, she flipped through her rolodex. Her contacts were everywhere, from various mafia families to SMILE to organizations SMILE wasn't authorized to know about.
Finally, she came to a stop at a pony she could use. Legislator, from the Solar Party. Somewhat popular within the party, not well-known outside of it. Owed her a favor, too. With a smirk, she dialed the legislator's number.
"Sonnet Song! Great to hear from you, my good stallion. How is your daughter?...Ah, perfect! Listen, how would you like to discuss a little...proposition, I've thought up."
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alright, here's a fun little idea :3 drop a starter in the comments...as Spinneret. i'll respond as your character, and we'll keep going like that! :3
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Spinn Fluttered down using her wings, Sighing heavily As They Opened the door to Fluttershy's Cottage, Dropping all her saddlebags full of fan letters and makeup, Who knew Concert stuff could be exhausting ?
She would've dragged herself to flop onto the couch in the living room, face first.
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July 12, 2025
"...is that...not normal?" Mimi asked, tilting their head.
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Yesterday, 10:10 pm
"I hate Stickman. I think he's full of himself and he never listens to reason."
"Okay, okay, jeez...fuck me for carin about nomenclature, I guess." Spins held her tarsus towards the mainframe screen.
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July 14, 2025
*She would get digitized and go into the mainframe area. (Now imagine the inside of the mainframe is like that of Cyber Track Zone inside one of the act zones... cause that's literally what it is lol)*
"Hmmm...this is one hell of a refrigerator...how am I supposed to decode this? What does that even mean??"
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July 14, 2025
*Spins would sigh to herself* Spins: how are you able to handle large crowds whenever you perform? Asking for a friend..
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July 12, 2025
"You just gotta get em riled up!! If ya get them to cheer once, they'll cheer the whole time!! Even if ya stink! Which, y'know, I never do."
"Opaline is better than me in every way, shape, and form, and as the inferior lifeform, I know I will never be of equal to her."
"I'm Opaline! I got lucky enough to almost defeat Twilight Sparkle, and I've been riding that high ever since! Now where's my daughter, I need to leave her mostly unsupervised with ponies who treat her better than I would ever want to! Now to deny that the literal physical and magical power of fr... View More
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July 12, 2025
"You ever try chargin rent to someone livin in your mind? They think you're crazy and then call the police."
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July 12, 2025
(It's time! Let's do this!)
*Spinneret would be told to bring Stickman back to the HQ... after all of his lists were done.* Why'd you keep me away from my office for so long?
Former Corporal Spinnere... View More
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"Well...it seems like the rest of the Cartoon Universe did that for me pretty well, but I figured a few extra hours wouldn't hurt." Spins shrugged. "Really, I only did it because..." She brought Stickman back to the HQ.
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July 10, 2025
it is raining up a STORM over here, ask me anything
Spinneret, her son Hirudo, and her nephew Pandion were having a lovely summer day. Spins and Pan were clearly enjoying themselves, but Hiru...not so much. He looked around at everypony warily, seemi... View More
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"I guess both?" Scootaloo shrugged.
"...uh, Scoots?" Apple Bloom asked. "Are ya sure it's safe ta be around that one?" She pointed to Hirudo.
"Angel trusts him," Scootaloo answered.
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July 13, 2025
Silent Dusk was reading the Foal Free Press, sure it wasn't popular, SD thought it was worth a lookin' at. The latest in their paper was Rarity's Graceful Gowns. When SD looked up to drink his tea, he saw Spinneret and her young companions. Seeing that there wasn't anything to lose, he went over to ... View More
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July 10, 2025
canterlot avenue prom, who we voting king and queen
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Waaaaait a second. If we’re voting them, wouldn’t that make them prom presidents?:mlp_confused:
i didn't invent the concept of high school prom, don't ask me
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July 4, 2025
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