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i guess this is where i talk about the Real Life Me? i like to ponies. i also like SMT, Danganronpa, Drawn to Life, FNAF, Pokemon, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and whatever else randomly catches my interest. i like to type in a silly manner (sillily?), and i like the smell of McDonald's french fries.
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This year, Elytron is the one wandering around with a mistletoe headband. And she's quite a bit taller than Spins, so don't think the height advantage will save you this time.
"Who wants to smooch a... View More
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Slurpee Hooves
"Eh sure why not, I'll try anything once."
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December 9, 2025

Elytron
"There's nothing. No Heaven, no Hell. It's just darkness and isolation, and you're awake through it all. Each second is a moon. You have nothing to do but feel your body decompose."
"Nah JK I don't actually remember. Vague memories of...fluffy clouds? Weird for Hell, but all right."
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December 11, 2025

Slurpee Hooves
"Huh. Doesn't sound too bad. Wanna cloudwatch later? Random question I know."
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December 12, 2025

Elytron
"Uh...sure?" Elly tilted her head.
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December 12, 2025

Shifter Burnside
no
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December 9, 2025

Light Show
The foalhood memory is so buried from subjective decades of time and timeline hopping, Light doesn’t recognize Elly at first. What she does recognize is a mistletoe! Her favorite part of the holiday season! Leaning in from the ether, she gives away one of her famous four-minute kisses for free, pull... View More
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December 11, 2025

Elytron
"Usually I call myself 'me'." She giggled. "But my name's Elytron. Nice to mee--" She paused, then blinked. "...Spinny? That's not...short for 'Spinneret', is it...?"
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January 9, 2026

Light Show
Her mind flatlines for more than just a few moments. She should laugh, a joke was made. Every instinct is telling her to laugh, to wave off the joke, to stop staring, react, do something! Drilled and drilled and drilled, you never freeze up!
But all her training to look normal in any situation, it ... View More
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January 9, 2026
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Elytron
"Hmmm...Light Show...oh yeah! Congrats on the transition!" Elly grinned, pulling Light into a hug. "How've you been, old friend?! Me and Spins always missed you!"
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January 12, 2026

Brady Thunderfoot
Are those lips sanitized?
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December 11, 2025
sorry i haven't been active, the homestuck roleplays got me. probably will continue to have me. don't ask about my bugs.
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"One time a beetle flew into my mouth and I ate it. Turns out it was a stinky bug. Gross."
latest Homestuck 2 update...no spoilers, but big news for bronies :3
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Something is wrong. Something is off. Someone is alive who shouldn't be.
A changeling with purple eyes stumbles into Ponyville, severely injured. She collapses to the ground and passes out. #rp
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Upon her trip to the hospital, Reila would come across the ghastly sight. She was already prepared for work, though she still hadn't expected this. She rushed over, looking to the brutally injured changeling, then attempted to assess her injuries there, checking for anything fatal.
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November 2, 2025
"Spinneret's been well, for the most part..." Reila said, pausing for a moment as she made sure to keep herself composed, then continued. "She's married now, though her wife is also here in the hospital after the attack." She explained as she looked to the clipboard once more, then said. "As for the... View More
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January 12, 2026
Reila nodded, then said. "After we do a few more comparisons between you and Araña, we'll let you go so you're free to see Spinneret on your time and visit Honey while she recovers."
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*I get her straight to the medical wing of the USF HQ. I would be by her side to make sure she's okay.*
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November 2, 2025
*she'd put the body in a pan then light a fire underneath * Yay free food!
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January 5, 2026
woah i refreshed the page and DIDN'T get logged out!!! what did i miss!!!
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Norman rips his shirt open to reveal his cut figure, popping the buttons off.
"Me."
"Awww... I miss you too buddy." Norman had his shirt off at this point, showing his sleeper build and flexing for her.
"We should go out sometime." He said, flexing both of his pectorals but one after another.
come here and if i know your character i'll give them a homestuck classpect :3
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It’s been ages since I even thought about classpects, so I had to look a few up and I still might be a bit off
I don’t see Void in Dragonfly at all, honestly. Void has to do with nothingness, and Dragonfly doesn’t really have anything to do with nothing. On the other hand, the Opal itself is absolu... View More
I haven't heard of Homestuck in years, and back then I'm pretty sure someone called me their.. Moirail? I never really looked at what that meant.
Ah! Fair enough. I'm still friends with that dumbass and have to step in every once in a while to knock some sense into that thick skull of theirs. Not that my skull isn't equally thick...
yyyyyyup, it's a european folk/war song kind of night
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https://youtu.be/u0vSw0JOEng?list=RDu0vSw0JOEng
this should link to the playlist
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September 12, 2025
"Stop it“ #rp
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