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Doom Bringer

Doom Bringer

Male. Lives in The Courtroom,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
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OPEN
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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Doom Bringer
It's cold out. Awful cold out.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Where? Its the start of summer?
Like May 29, 2026
Vanil
Could be Greenland, Alaska or Inuit territories
Like May 29, 2026
Doom Bringer
Fish
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Ginger Haze
tuna fish
Like April 3, 2026
Shifter Burnside
fiah
Like April 5, 2026
Doom Bringer
Be happy that life is finite. If it weren't, the only thing certain would be taxes.
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Doom Bringer
Don't ever let me catch you handling a salmon suspiciously. Do you know how embarrassing that would be on your gravestone? 'Turned to paste for mishandling fish.' Disgraceful.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I've never handled a salmon in my life. You think I'd incur the wrath of my wife?
Like March 16, 2026
Chase
Would walking towards the microwave with a fish be considered suspicious mishandling? If so then I fully support this.
Like March 16, 2026
Doom Bringer
I am going to drink so much vinegar that it replaces my blood. And then I'm going to be invincible. Diseases can't survive in vinegar.
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Kadai Montanya
I used to drink a glass of vinegar in front of my family just for their confused, concerned, and astounded expressions.
Like March 10, 2026
Pepper Snap
If I cut you will will bleed to death because your blood will be so thin that you cannot form a clot so you would be weaker than before
Like March 12, 2026
Doom Bringer
No more throwing stones from a glass house. I'm going to shoot them instead. From my glass cannon.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You had a glass cannon, this whole time?
Like March 9, 2026
Doom Bringer
Has anyone received any lemons in the mail? I was told I'd be receiving some. From this 'Life' fellow.
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Chase
I got a watermelon. I guess life figured I was too big for a lemon.
Like March 8, 2026
Calaco Fleethoof
I got a few sour oranges... they were already soft and rotting when I opened my mailbox...
Like March 8, 2026
Vanil
First off, they were sweet tangerines. Second of all, I am sorry, they were supposed to be Lunar New Year handouts...but I got nervous
Like March 8, 2026
PB
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Like March 9, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
Make life rue the day it decided to give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn down your house…with the lemons!
Like March 9, 2026
PB
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Like March 9, 2026
Glitterbomb Crybaby
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.. what the heck do you make when life DOESN'T give you lemons??
Like March 9, 2026
Doom Bringer
I think I might have fallen asleep for a little bit longer than I planned. Hibernation, I suppose.
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Pepper Snap
YOU
Like February 23, 2026
Doom Bringer
When I get old. None of you will hear the end of me. Yes, I'm going to complain about everything... That'll be...Nice.
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Daddy Cambia
I've already started.
Like February 10, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Speak up. I can't hear you from down there.
Like February 10, 2026
Jovian
The world needs complainers. We don’t get enough credit for this societal service.
Like February 10, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would crash land from the sky in front of the pony. He would nervously smile, as he stood up. He then passed a large gift over them, before falling over.* Happy Birthday!
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