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Don't ever let me catch you handling a salmon suspiciously.
Do you know how embarrassing that would be on your gravestone? 'Turned to paste for mishandling fish.' Disgraceful.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I've never handled a salmon in my life. You think I'd incur the wrath of my wife?
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March 16, 2026

Chase
Would walking towards the microwave with a fish be considered suspicious mishandling? If so then I fully support this.
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March 16, 2026

Poison Rose
*is chewing on a salmon* hmm?
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March 16, 2026
I am going to drink so much vinegar that it replaces my blood. And then I'm going to be invincible.
Diseases can't survive in vinegar.
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No more throwing stones from a glass house. I'm going to shoot them instead. From my glass cannon.
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Has anyone received any lemons in the mail? I was told I'd be receiving some.
From this 'Life' fellow.
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I got a few sour oranges... they were already soft and rotting when I opened my mailbox...
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March 8, 2026
Make life rue the day it decided to give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn down your house…with the lemons!
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March 9, 2026
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.. what the heck do you make when life DOESN'T give you lemons??
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March 9, 2026
I think I might have fallen asleep for a little bit longer than I planned.
Hibernation, I suppose.
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When I get old. None of you will hear the end of me. Yes, I'm going to complain about everything...
That'll be...Nice.
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*Nitroxus would crash land from the sky in front of the pony. He would nervously smile, as he stood up. He then passed a large gift over them, before falling over.* Happy Birthday!
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Don't you just hate it when your undead grandfather breaks his back whilst you're trying to relax after being freed from his influence for a little while?
No?
Ok...
Norman would wield Doom Bringer 's large gavel hammer, Doretta and his grandfather, a accursed item that speak to him from his horned helm.
His silver eyes glowing from the darkness of the helmet.
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Norm held the large hammer as his arm would form around the hammer like it was being adopted into his arm. The fleshy arm crawled up the hammer and stopped at the base of the hammer, making the hammer his new right arm.
The hammer was big but that's okay. Currently, he was fighting goons. He would... View More
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July 6, 2025
Wh- So that's where those went..
Give those-
Doom paused, stroking his chin with one hoof ,seriously weighing his options for all about 4 seconds.... View More
"How do you possibly assume I deliver justice... With a GAVEL!" He held up the hammer with two paws as he slammed it into the ground after stretching his arms back to a ridiculous amount. The ground rumbled like an earth quake and he did it again causing the concrete crumble, flooring the goons he w... View More
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July 6, 2025
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