Yes, I did another one of these back-to-back because I forgot to upload this one. IS there a problem with that?
Crocs are just dinosaurs that forgot to go extinct, and no other represents this like t... View MoreYes, I did another one of these back-to-back because I forgot to upload this one. IS there a problem with that?
Crocs are just dinosaurs that forgot to go extinct, and no other represents this like the Saltwater Crocodile—this " reptile " is native to Australia, are you really surprised at this rate? I should start picking on the USA next; I can't keep doing this to Australia. I should pick on the US next. Anyway, absolutely shocking, no one it can and will eat you alive.
Keeping with the theme of forgetting to extinct, this croc is not only one of the strongest reptiles alive, with around 3,300 PSI. Just for reference, the human skull breaks with 1,100 PSI..... Yeah, put short if you run into this thing, you're absolutely f(BEEP)ed. And if you ain't dead by the first bite, it won't let go and do a death roll until the part they want to eat snaps off your body, and added to its protein goals.
And did I mention that this croc is not only over 19 FEET LONG, and weighs 2425 pounds, but it's also over 65 MILLION years old. Which makes this murder lizard longer than a damn car.
And the f(BEEP)ed up part is, despite its ridiculous size, this thing can camouflage perfectly in the water, its two eyes are around the top of its head, so it can see out the water without the rest of its body being visible. And if you step just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit too close, you're snapped in half by that hydraulic press they call a mouth. So if you see one of these guys hop out of the water, either get the hell away from it or say your prayers.
Here's yet another little post that is both educating you and throwing more shade at Australia than it deserves.
Tell me, are you familiar with what a snake is? No? Bro go outsi- Anyway, for those of... View MoreHere's yet another little post that is both educating you and throwing more shade at Australia than it deserves.
Tell me, are you familiar with what a snake is? No? Bro go outsi- Anyway, for those of you who never go outside, a snake is pretty much a living pool noodle that can range from a few inches to several feet long, all have fangs, and some inject venom into you using those fangs.
Now, size doesn't really matter when it comes to snakes; any of them can be deadly, no matter the length. But the one I'm about to talk about is just the living embodiment of this, the Eastern Brown Snake.
The Eastern Brown Snake ( Aka EBS ) is roughly seven feet long, lives in Australia, and is the second most deadly snake in the world. The other two also live in Australia, but you ask me, the EBS is very underrated; it should be number one.
You get bitten by one and you're dead within thirty minutes, anti-venom or not, you're dead. And it really doesn't help that it is the most territorial snake, which is just a fancy way of saying that they take home security the American way. You put a pinkie toe on this snake's property, and they will not hesitate to bite your ass.
Now I know what you're thinking, " Just stay off their territory and you'll be safe. " The EBS doesn't have limits, and it loves suburban areas. Once this snake claims something, there is no getting it back.
Just woke up, and putting on your shoes? Too bad, it's now a two-bedroom. Hopping in your car, intending to drive to work? Well, it's the snake's car now. Just trying to work peacefully at your desk. Too bad, the snake is trying to stream. Want to take a relaxing shower? The EBS is in there, and he's trying to moisturize. You get the idea. He claims, no getting back, it's that simple.
So here's another little Educational skit made comical. This time, we're talking about the living hell on earth, Australia. Er, rather, one of its inhabitants. So get your accents ready, and your elep... View MoreSo here's another little Educational skit made comical. This time, we're talking about the living hell on earth, Australia. Er, rather, one of its inhabitants. So get your accents ready, and your elephant guns loaded, because we're diving into one HUGE creature.
Australia already has some dangerous animals that come in all shapes and sizes, a few examples are the Australian Paralysis Tick that lives in the East. Their venom may not be lethal, but it'll make you wish and think you're dying. Not to mention that the paralysis works from the bite into the rest of the body.
Joining that small size are the Bull Ants, which are one and a half inches long. Their size is only matched by their aggressiveness and brutality. And they ain't afraid neither. You can disturb even one tunnel, they'll follow you for ten miles to your home, and eat you while you're sleepin'. Not only do they bite, but they sting, and they will sting you until your heart fails or you pass out from the pain.
The Death Adder, a three-foot-long snake that will stay perfectly still, completely fools you with its camouflage, to sink their highly lethal venom into your veins. If you don't have anti-venom, then plan your funeral right now.
But onto probably the most iconic and honestly misunderstood creature there, the Huntsman Spider. You all know this one, it's about a full FOOT WIDE AND LONG, and gives arachnophobia to even the most sturdy of people. But, I know what you're saying right about now. What do you mean by misunderstood? While they look like they would want nothing more than to eat your soul right in front of you... They're actually sweethearts.............. Let me explain.
The Huntsman Spider is even more scared of you than you are of it. So much so that (according to my research) being bitten is only a 1 in 1643 chance of being bitten, and that's if you put your finger right up next to them, if they didn't run away already. In fact, they do more help than harm. If you find one in your house, it is a blessing in disguise, because they eat flies, mosquitoes, and any other pesky insect. I like to think about it like this.
The spider knows it's big enough to pay rent, but he don't have any money. So he pays his debts in pest control. So yeah, that's the spider who may look scary on the outside, but is really helpful on the inside.
Well... here I am. Starting Highschool in Austin. Goodbye summer, see you next..... well, summer.
Have you ever felt like your personality, feelings, and maybe even what you do is a mask you can't take off? Or if you would give anything just to have the life you had before? This is what I'm going ... View MoreHave you ever felt like your personality, feelings, and maybe even what you do is a mask you can't take off? Or if you would give anything just to have the life you had before? This is what I'm going through, longing for the past and simpler times. I've kept the story of my downfall a secret for as long as I can remember, and I don't feel comfortable uploading it here without a kind of warning.
Now, I know that I'm not the only one going through this, but I need someone to make me feel just a bit better. As I said before, I won't post the story unless everyone is okay with it. Anyway, I'll quit talking your ear off.
Sincerely, Silent V Dusk
Okay, I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but I never found the right time. Now I have it here.
( If you watched it. ) What was your favorite song from Huntrix and the Saja Boys?
For me it's,... View MoreOkay, I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but I never found the right time. Now I have it here.
( If you watched it. ) What was your favorite song from Huntrix and the Saja Boys?
For me it's, How it's done - Soda Pop
( Again, this is not an RP, just yet another breakdown of firearms. But also a game breakdown, so yeah. Slight language warning. Have fun, I guess. )
Pavlov, I'm sure that most of you who do play VR ... View More( Again, this is not an RP, just yet another breakdown of firearms. But also a game breakdown, so yeah. Slight language warning. Have fun, I guess. )
Pavlov, I'm sure that most of you who do play VR have heard of it. You know? The game that rivals Onward, another really good military-based shooter game? Embodying what it means to be competitive brothers? If you're still confused, I'll break it down.
Pavlov is basically if you were in the middle of a warzone, but everyone was HIGH on... " The good stuff. ", and replaced the town's water supply with alcohol contaminated with lead from bullets of the F(BEEP)ING MG spammers! And the conversations that you'll encounter will sure as hell make you feel that way.
That and the amount of weapons and attachments that you have at your disposal can only be outclassed by Payday 2. And no, that is not a joke. Search up all weapons in Pavlov, open the Wiki, and you will see what I mean.
One of my personal favorites is the berret. If you see this thing on the battlefield, I hope you said your good-byes and were ready to have the equivalent of being directly hit by the Death Star laser.
Now this rifle holds a place in my marksman loadout for loads of reasons, but I'll just boil it down to three reasons.
1: The size of the bullet. The bullet is the size of a soda can. Need I say more?
2: It doesn't have a mag.............. Look, let me cook on this idea. Sure, it's more efficient just to rack it after every shot, and replacing the mag, but that s(BEEP) don't work for me. I want to FEEL and SEE the power of the shot just when I'm loading a single bullet in, firing it, emptying it, then loading another. It's a never-ending cycle of satisfaction.
3: It is the only sniper that I prefer to have NO suppressor on. Don't get me wrong, the utter silence that sounds before your targets just folds like a lawnchair does feel magical, but when it's not there, you can feel the raw power coming from the barrel. So it turns the kill from. " Ooooo, that felt good. " to " MY GOD, SUCK ON THAT, MG SPAM!!! "
And yeah, that's about it. The single sniper rifle that'll turn both the target's skeleton and your shoulder to dust in two seconds. Bye.
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