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Blitzø

Male. Lives in Pride Ring,  Beyond Equestria. Born on November 25, 1988
Race
IMP
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Helluva boss
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
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Blitzø
"So apparently Loona ran her big mouth about some place around here that’s crawling with horses and ponies. Real ones. Not those sad, flea-bitten carnival rejects with dead eyes and broken spines. I’m... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I sigh.* Knew it was a matter of time...
Like Yesterday, 4:04 am
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3/4
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Stickman. Protecter of the peace. Heard about you from Loona, only a matter of time before you came here too.
Like Yesterday, 5:06 am
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
So you're the imp that Loona was talking about. Listen here. You hurt any of these ponies and creatures I protect, I'm gonna make you fear the word Sans. And there won't be anything for those down below to put back together. *A purple flame would erupt from my right eye.* Got me?
Like Yesterday, 7:21 am
Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
*Skystar would come in.* Hon, calm down. He's probably just touring the land, nothing else. Apologies for my husband, he's just precautious about newcomers into Equestria.
Like Yesterday, 8:10 am
Shifter Burnside
"who the Hurst Rental Company are you red man"
Like Yesterday, 4:45 am
Skyra Heartsong
Skyra stared at Blitzo. Like really stared. Then she squealed. "Oh yay!" She clapped her hooves enthusiastically, "Nightmares really do come true!"
Like Yesterday, 7:08 am
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3/9
Blitzø
Blitzø snorted, nearly choking on a laugh. “Ponies and rainbows, huh? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, no wonder this place feels like a fever dream. If Hell had this much sparkle, half the sinners would’ve actually enjoyed damnation.” He eyed her gaze, sharp and daring, then the way she pranced away, tai... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:30 am
Skyra Heartsong
She stood perfectly still as he settled onto her back, shifting her stance to accommodate the shift in weight. "Well you know what they say, right?" She chuckled, "Unicorns are ALWAYS horny. I'm Skyra. Skyra Heartsong by the way...and I have a feeling you'll be singing your own heart out by the time... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:40 am
Blitzø
Blitzø leaned back on her like he was in a goddamn parade float, grinning ear to ear. “Oh, trust me, sweetheart, if unicorns are always horny then I am definitely in the right damn saddle. And don’t worry about the singing, I’ve been belting out my heart since the circus days, and spoiler alert: I d... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:48 am
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
Heh you look like your gonna be some fun. So what's your deal eh?
Like Yesterday, 9:29 am