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Blitzø

Male. Lives in Pride Ring,  Beyond Equestria. Born on November 25, 1988
Race
IMP
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Helluva boss
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
No achievements
Blitzø
"So apparently Loona ran her big mouth about some place around here that’s crawling with horses and ponies. Real ones. Not those sad, flea-bitten carnival rejects with dead eyes and broken spines. I’m... View More
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Loona
“Oh my fucking god, Dad, shut the hell up. No one gives a shit about your gross horse obsession. You sound like a horny circus reject on crack. I can’t even… please just die quietly next to your stupid ponies.”
Like 6 hours ago
Blitzø
“Whoa, whoa, WHOA, hold your horses, Loona! (Pun absolutely intended.) First of all, I am not a horny circus reject, thank you very much. Second, you’re just jealous you don’t get the sheer majesty of these creatures, okay? And third… if you ever try to die quietly anywhere near my ponies, I will pe... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Loona
“Ugh, whatever, Dad. Go frolic with your stupid ponies or whatever. Just don’t drag me into your hellish horse fan club again. Seriously, you’re embarrassing.”
Like 6 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I sigh.* Knew it was a matter of time...
Like 3 hours ago
Blitzø
"Who the fuck are you?"
Like 3 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Stickman. Protecter of the peace. Heard about you from Loona, only a matter of time before you came here too.
Like 2 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
So you're the imp that Loona was talking about. Listen here. You hurt any of these ponies and creatures I protect, I'm gonna make you fear the word Sans. And there won't be anything for those down below to put back together. *A purple flame would erupt from my right eye.* Got me?
Like 8 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
"who the Hurst Rental Company are you red man"
Like 3 hours ago
Skyra Heartsong
Skyra stared at Blitzo. Like really stared. Then she squealed. "Oh yay!" She clapped her hooves enthusiastically, "Nightmares really do come true!"
Like 22 minutes ago
Blitzø
Blitzø’s eye twitched, his grin stretched a little too wide. “Oh wow, fucking fantastic. I fly all the way out here to soak in the majesty of horses, and what do I get? A sugar-coated glue stick screaming in my face like I’m the goddamn boogeyman. Newsflash, sweetheart, nightmares don’t come true, ... View More
Like 11 minutes ago
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