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Blitzø

Male. Lives in Pride Ring,  Beyond Equestria. Born on November 25, 1988
Race
IMP
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Helluva boss
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
No achievements
Blitzø
"I made a spaghetti horse“
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Brave Charger
Looks interesting.
Like September 27, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'm sorry, that's a horse?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
I made spaghetti as a horse. Checkmate.
Like September 27, 2025
Blitzø
„Selfie time! With #rp
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Loona
„Oh what the… DELETE IT. NOW!“
Like September 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
uh
Like September 15, 2025
Blitzø
"Drawing of me riding a horse“ #rp
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Shifter Burnside
ow
Like September 15, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Get off my back.... And use this art pad to draw on.
Like September 17, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Mmmm.....it's.....okay?
Like September 17, 2025
Winnie
"Sitting a lil far back on that horse there, Rodeo Rascal."
Like September 17, 2025
Blitzø
"My horse salsafestival and glasspitcher are meeting for the first time!"
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Pepper Snap
Are they alive
Like September 13, 2025
Blitzø
“Of course they’re alive! In here” he points to his head “and in here” he clutches his chest dramatically.
Like September 13, 2025
Pepper Snap
Ur so real for that
Like September 13, 2025
Brave Charger
So why do you carry the Ponies in Hell?
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Blitzø
“Wait, hold the fuck up, welcome her? In Pony Sparkle Candyland or whatever this place is called?! Are you seriously telling me my Loony is making friends with rainbow donkeys?!”
Like September 13, 2025
Loona
“They’re ponies, dumbass. And yeah, they’re nicer than you. At least they don’t yell in my face every five minutes.”
Like September 13, 2025
Brave Charger
´´I mean, we don´t attack someone right away or being aggresiv right now. As long no one get harm or breaking rule, she is fine. Also it´s nice to see Dad and Daughter interaction´´. *Smile*
Like September 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"Hey there"
Like September 13, 2025
Blitzø
“Oh hey! We were just, uh... brainstorming new assassination strategies! Very serious business! Definitely not ponies.”
Like September 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"You know that I am a pony right now?"
Like September 13, 2025
Flam
Flam watches for a moment, before slowly turning to leave the boardroom. Clearly not worth his investment
Like September 13, 2025 Edited
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be nearby in my Lavos Prime warframe.* Well well, if it isn't Blitzo, the CEO of IMP. Figures I'd find you in the land of ponies. Don't worry, i'm not going to cause any trouble for you, as l... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would run on top of a tall green and black ball. Once in front of the new being, he would bounce off of it and land with a bow. With a warm grin and welcoming vibe, he would wave.* I'm here ... View More
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Blitzø
"Loonie and I are matching this year! Even if the sweaters don’t match exactly, we’re both pumpkins! Don’t know how long going to wear them, sweater is kinda itchy“ #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I laugh.* Oh this is too rich.
Like September 9, 2025
Sacred Blade
"Aww~ She's so cute! ...in that 'going to kill you' sort of way."
Like September 9, 2025
Blitzø
"She’s a little moody today, but she loves it!“
Like September 9, 2025
Loona
"The fuck you mean with ‚moody‘?! I swear to satan I will destroy everything you own! Fucking looser!“
Like September 9, 2025
Gloom The Clown
Gloom giggle snorted, "Hehe Pup kin. Like pumpkin but like dog child. Hehehe."
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3/10
Loona
Loona pinches the bridge of her nose as she closes her eyes in annoyance. "Fucking idiots..."
Like September 10, 2025 Edited
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would put her hand out, "W-Wait watch this shit." Gloom would grab the belt loop of her large pants before the barrel of a shotgun pokes out. She looked at Blitzo and winked.
Like September 10, 2025
Blitzø
He just stares at it for a moment, a string of saliva running down his mouth before he plays it cool "Okay, that's hot, I wonder what else is under there"
Like September 10, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"Do you need to show this to me?"
Like September 10, 2025
Blitzø
"Short answer: Yes Long answer: Yes, I do"
Like September 10, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Shift... spawns in, i swear there was a metal barrel there a second ago, and he asks you, "Need anything?"
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Blitzø
#rp Somehow, through a questionable cocktail of faulty summoning spells, a suspiciously glowing taco, and one very angry raccoon, Blitzø crash-landed in the middle of Ponyville with all the grace of a... View More
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
As the imp ran past Chroma looked at her brush and blinked then sniffed the air around her while she was doing a mural that had pinkie pie waving in it and stepped back from her brush cleaner "okay paint fumes getting to me or did I just see some sort of emotionally damaged miniature demon"
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
She laughed a bit and looked at the bottle before sniffing it. her leonine tail shot up in surprise she had a more, The last unicorn vibe than the rest of the canterlot unicorns did, she occasionally turned heads "Holy mother of Princess Luna that's straight from stalliongrad!...I guess how well I... View More
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Blitzø
Blitzø practically sniffed the air like a predator the moment they hit Sugarcube Corner. His eyes nearly rolled back at the overwhelming sweetness. “Ohhhh… YES. Vanilla. Frosting. The holy trinity of why I can’t go on a diet ever again!” He twirled in place, tail flicking like a metronome. He leane... View More
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
"exactly why I'm a tad pudgy myself, I'm glad I live in Canterlot if I lived here, I'd be huge!" she laughed a bit more raising an eyebrow at Blitzo as he leaned in and called his favorite "You know never tried editing existing objects so this might be interesting!" she lowered her head to his as ... View More
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Winnie
A brow arched, a cigarette in her fingers and a latte in her other hand. "Ah shit. Hell's frozen over, and their scummiest are coming out of the pits." She sighed, taking a long drag from her cigarette and exhaling the smoke from her nose. "Not surprised. Not surprised in the slightest." She took a ... View More
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Blitzø
Blitzø’s eyes practically glowed at the cigarette butt stunt. He caught it in his own mouth mid-smirk, giving a dramatic puff of smoke as though he were auditioning for a villain movie. “Well, well, well!” he purred, twirling a clawed finger in the air. “Look at you, Winnie, mistress of chaos and n... View More
Like September 9, 2025
Winnie
"From one demon to another," Winnie smirked, her tail splitting into five, each one waving behind her in a manner almost...sensual. "Hell's gonna be green with envy after we're done." She cackled softly. "I'll see you in Las Pegasus. Try not to get lost, okay?" The vixen, or rather, kitsune, grinn... View More
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Blitzø
Blitzø’s eyes went wide, tongue darting out just a little as he stared at the five flicking tails disappearing into the shadows. He staggered back a step, hand flying to his chest as if his heart had just been stolen and maybe, definitely, something else had too. “Holy hellfire…,” he muttered, voic... View More
Like September 9, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would make my way to Sugarcube Corner and notice Blitzo.* Hello, Blitzo.
Like September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"what the fuck where did that guy come from," says Shift as he is walking around, yes he is taking a walk, he doesnt always drive everywhere
Like September 10, 2025
Blitzø
"So apparently Loona ran her big mouth about some place around here that’s crawling with horses and ponies. Real ones. Not those sad, flea-bitten carnival rejects with dead eyes and broken spines. I’m... View More
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Shifter Burnside
"who the Hurst Rental Company are you red man"
Like September 8, 2025
Skyra Heartsong
Skyra stared at Blitzo. Like really stared. Then she squealed. "Oh yay!" She clapped her hooves enthusiastically, "Nightmares really do come true!"
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Blitzø
Blitzø snorted, nearly choking on a laugh. “Ponies and rainbows, huh? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, no wonder this place feels like a fever dream. If Hell had this much sparkle, half the sinners would’ve actually enjoyed damnation.” He eyed her gaze, sharp and daring, then the way she pranced away, tai... View More
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Skyra Heartsong
She stood perfectly still as he settled onto her back, shifting her stance to accommodate the shift in weight. "Well you know what they say, right?" She chuckled, "Unicorns are ALWAYS horny. I'm Skyra. Skyra Heartsong by the way...and I have a feeling you'll be singing your own heart out by the time... View More
Like September 8, 2025
Blitzø
Blitzø leaned back on her like he was in a goddamn parade float, grinning ear to ear. “Oh, trust me, sweetheart, if unicorns are always horny then I am definitely in the right damn saddle. And don’t worry about the singing, I’ve been belting out my heart since the circus days, and spoiler alert: I d... View More
Like September 8, 2025
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
Heh you look like your gonna be some fun. So what's your deal eh?
Like September 8, 2025
Iridescent_Edge
Hi. Aren't you that other character from "Hel-oo-va Manager?" Wait, did I already make the "Hel-oo-va" joke already?
Like September 23, 2025
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