Unicorn
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Loose-Canon Equestria
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Narrative
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hhhhhhh I’m bored
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Carmen Gumshoe
hi bored, I’m inside your walls
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February 9, 2022
Kodak S.
what IF the horse was a digging creature. I would hate that. Sharp ass hooves, no thanks
my gosh dorm Spencer’s Gifts socks are you serious they’re like 10.99 a pair why would you do this to me?? Also please leave the knee highs alone
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February 9, 2022
Carmen Gumshoe
i literally hate horses so fucking much, no other creature invokes genuine outrage, fear and anxiety within me. if they dug? easy. 200 helium balloons and a lawn chair. i will not be in the same biome as they are
also haha why don’t you go knee high some bitches??? i’m putting my top half in one, m... View More
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February 9, 2022
Kodak S.
They’re like large dogs, but capable of malice and hatred. Also can hole punch your skull for no fucking reason. Also idc what country people say, horses have shitty personalities >:v imagine cowboy culture but instead of riding off in to the sunset, you just burrow downward majestically?? terrible
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February 9, 2022
Bright Brave
*hug hug monch*
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February 9, 2022
Kodak S.
Kodak could only squirm so much!
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February 9, 2022
Amity Guard
Amity tosses him a nerf gun.
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February 9, 2022
Kodak S.
Kodak absolutely fucking collapses for like a full five seconds before rolling over and returning fire, popping Amity straight in the dome. “Now you’re a DEAD hoe~”
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February 10, 2022
Amity Guard
"Guh!" Amity falls over backwards and splays out like he's making a snow angel as he's brutally murdered.
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February 11, 2022
Kodak S.
Kodak jogs over, popping them twice in the chest to be sure, the foam darts bouncing away and immediately rolling beneath furniture never to be recovered.
Standing over the body of the slain Amity, Kodak sighed and shook their head. “To die, so young, auf!” Kodak groaned with a done up melodrama
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February 11, 2022
Peach plum
"Howdy! Have these!!" She takes a peach cobbler out of her saddle bag that was enchanted to keep the desserts cold
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February 11, 2022
Kodak S.
“Hm!” Kodak jumped in place, startled by the sudden peach cobbler. “Is that?” Kodak sniffed the cobbler for just a tad longer than necessary, deeply enjoying the smell of baked treats.
“I will absolutely have that, thank you so much.” The unicorn said with a tender excitement, employing their horn... View More
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February 11, 2022
Peach plum
"Peach plum! Ahm a local farmer of ponyville."
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February 11, 2022
Kodak S.
“Well! It’s super nice to meet you! This is really good by the way, did you make this??”
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February 11, 2022
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