Unicorn
Fruity Loops
Male.
Lives in Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on November 6, 1989
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About Me
Parents:
- Mother: Saluda Curie (57)
- Biochemical Researcher specializing in medical applications
- Enjoys building intricate and precise model ships and rock climbing
- SCAN dispatcher (volunteer)
- Father: Indigo Breaker (60)
- Former Magical Researcher specializing in combat applications
- Currently running their own LP-FM station in the Capitol Region discussing equestrian politics, primarily defense policies
- Enjoys restoring and playing old and obscure instrumen... View More
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Loose-Canon Equestria
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Narrative
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Aussie snack youtube has ruined me, I’m about to pay Amazon $32 for packets of arnott’s iced vovos and hundreds and thousands.
Been wanting them for years and the only thing these world markets carr... View More
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Snow Storm
OH Vovos are genuinely really yum, yes. (be warned though, they aren't that great when stale)
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May 19, 2026
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Fruity Loops
oh snow, those poor vovos will not have the opportunity to grow stale :smoking:
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May 19, 2026
Snow Storm
Monte Carlo is also a really yum cream and raspberry cookie sandwich :33
I can't eat milk or eggs anymore so I must live vicariously through other people's experiences of these snackies.
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May 19, 2026
Fruity Loops
Nooo I’m so sorry </3 I will eat all of the cream cookies for you
The monte carlos look delicious, arnotts has so many crazy lookin snacks
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May 19, 2026
Silver Bullet
There are so many better snacks bro 😭 Get pizza shapes. Or the Shortbread Cream Biscuits
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May 19, 2026
Fruity Loops
Even if they’re bad I have nothing to compare them too, although I might add those to the cart.. pizza shapes look crazyy
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May 19, 2026
Silver Bullet
I don’t buy them because I can and will binge eat the whole box in one sitting.
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May 19, 2026
Fruity Loops
that’s the plan :v maybe I’ll get two in case I blow past the first one
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May 19, 2026
Guys I just ate a whole bag of haribo starmix and now I’m communicating with realms you can’t even fathom it’s crazy
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Sorry, is it unusual to be able to hog a whole packet of that in one sitting?
I haven’t seen milkshakes around here lately but I’m sure when I do I’ll be just as wretched about it. I do wish they would just make a pack of the eggs alone, which they might? But I haven’t seen them here
They do Eggs Galore at Easter which is eggs and some heart-style gummy eggs which absolutely slaps, but I am just an animal for milkshakes.
I did some research too and I see some eggs specific packs with French and English on them, this might mean I can find these when I’m up in Canada next :0
Good to hear you fiend for the happy world of haribo as I do
white clawe :v
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If you even had any ability to command large women you'd give it up willingly.
Fruity has been granted the legal authority to ground you!
“You’re grounded.”
Holy smokes that was fast!
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Fruity gasps and rushes over with an AED kit, hastily attaching it to the fallen avian horse.
‘Shock not advised.’
Of course, being a horse, Fruity spoke Ponish or something and not whatever language this machine was originally crafted in. He proceeds to deliver a clean 200 joules to their syste... View More
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May 7, 2026
Of course, following pony lore and physiology, 200 joules feels like nothing. They lay.. Passed out?
Fruity glanced around uselessly for a moment before being struck with a pretty solid idea! He quickly attaches an ankle monitor to all four hooves before tucking an FAA hotline business card behind their ear.
Surely this isn’t a crime, surely.
Ha! Jokes on you! I live under the ground! This is just another reason to have a vacation at home.
“Woah, woah woah!” Fruity came bounding over waving his hooves erratically. “What are you doing? This is for their own go- wait who even are you?”
I'm the Sun's physical avatar,I cannot be grounded and I'm nearly 4 billion years old.
“…nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh…”
“Owh, fuh..nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh..”
[Art by Snow Storm!]
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The ankle monitor was supposed to be deactivated months ago. We just never came to collect it.
So that’s why you guys stopped yelling at me through the little box when I would go get the mail? I thought maybe you had grown tired of calling me ‘foolish little grape boy’ each time </3
Just as she took the photo, she uploads straight into her social media account with the tag #fuckingcriminalponiesnow and #blitzøstopstalkingme.
With a flick of her ear she puts her phone back into her poket, her red eyes lift up to meet his with a little annoyance in her expression while she cross... View More
Fruity could physically feel his mentions blowing up, even though he was just a horse. A purple horse, but still a horse.
“Horse face?” He whispered to himself with slight confusion, glancing to the floor mirror in the room. She wasn’t wrong, but most creatures around town were horses. Her remark ... View More
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May 7, 2026
Fruity spends the next hour gnawing at his court mandated ankle monitor.
“Mm, neoprene.”
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*Nitroxus would sigh.* Fruit, just be glad that you only have to wear that? It could have been far worst.
So glad I waited, just got Halo five for 3.94 usd :weary:
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Nice! That is the only Halo I haven't played yet. I got the MCC on Steam back when they were porting the games, paid full price for months of waiting. lel
What’s crazy to me about infinite is that I know I finished that one, but it struck as me kind of forgettable. The open world was cool, but it was a lot of capturing bases and driving to mission markers, it felt like halo farcry lowkey
That is exactly how I felt about the campaign, too. The charm is barely there, and trying to make an open-world Halo that mirrors the concept of other titles was a hard sell for me. I played many Far Cry games, and beating them was a cathartic experience after a while. So a lot of that energy transf... View More
I forgot about the loading Infinite has. THREE separate loading screens for the campaign, what a pain!
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May 3, 2026
I’m spreading marscapone and mango fruit spread on hot eggo waffles right now guys this is insane get in here
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