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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
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Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
I'm watching the Impractical jokers rn, they'll make Sal say a bad word as his punishment and then Murr's will be retrieving an ancient Babylonian artifact from a temple filled with rabid bears And t... View More
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Pepper Snap
True and real
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Bright Brave
August 20220, Kenosha Wisconsin. "OK, now try and take his rifle."
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Unibrew Press
"Okay Murr, now climb inside the bronze bull."
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Bright Brave
Lord. I conscde.
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"Today, your punishment is you have to say your ABC's while in the Femur Breaker."
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