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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
Owew owe it burns ooooffff
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Vanil
What? No? I'm sure you're just imagining it. I mean...I checked!
Like May 1, 2026
Unibrew Press
Yeah
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PubbyBrained6
real
Like April 26, 2026
Unibrew Press
Ough
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Shifter Burnside
hguo
Like April 20, 2026
Unibrew Press
TAHITI!!
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Silent V Dusk
( " I have a plan, Arthur..... I just need time. " - Dutch )
Like April 12, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
"Dutch? Jellybeans?" - Arthur
Like April 13, 2026
Autumn Night
Senor Por Favor!
Like April 12, 2026
Vanil
For the beach episode? How thoughtful!
Like April 12, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yes
Like April 13, 2026
Doom Bringer
Invertebrates...mmmmm....
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Unibrew Press
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You're okay?
Like March 4, 2026
Unibrew Press
How did jesters get hired? Did the king spot someone fall over on the street and go, 'Oh yeah, that's my guy'
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Bubblegum
jesters were usually well-educated and skilled performers; they were basically advisors, but allowed to openly criticize the ruling class to their faces c: kinda the role currently filled by high-profile comedians now, where they just go 'haha, isn't extremely apt and poignant observation about the ... View More
Like February 7, 2026
Vanil
Yeah. It takes smarts to play dumb professionally.
Like February 7, 2026
Unibrew Press
Not enough dissolved rats in Pepsi these days. #bringbackratpepsi
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would slide over while rocking on his Saxophone to the pony. He smiled and nodded. He then passed a large gift over.* Happy Birthday!
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Unibrew Press
Fish
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Bright Brave
Swordfish steaks.
Like January 12, 2026
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