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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
TAHITI!!
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Silent V Dusk
( " I have a plan, Arthur..... I just need time. " - Dutch )
Like 3 hours ago
Autumn Night
Senor Por Favor!
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Vanil
For the beach episode? How thoughtful!
Like 2 hours ago
Doom Bringer
Invertebrates...mmmmm....
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Unibrew Press
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Suxortin Snipslous
You're okay?
Like March 4, 2026
Unibrew Press
How did jesters get hired? Did the king spot someone fall over on the street and go, 'Oh yeah, that's my guy'
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Bubblegum
jesters were usually well-educated and skilled performers; they were basically advisors, but allowed to openly criticize the ruling class to their faces c: kinda the role currently filled by high-profile comedians now, where they just go 'haha, isn't extremely apt and poignant observation about the ... View More
Like February 7, 2026
Vanil
Yeah. It takes smarts to play dumb professionally.
Like February 7, 2026
Unibrew Press
Not enough dissolved rats in Pepsi these days. #bringbackratpepsi
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would slide over while rocking on his Saxophone to the pony. He smiled and nodded. He then passed a large gift over.* Happy Birthday!
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Unibrew Press
Fish
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Bright Brave
Swordfish steaks.
Like January 12, 2026
Unibrew Press
When I'm slacking off in clown college and my professor asks me if I think this course is a joke
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Bright Brave
Paying money to read books. Smeh
Like January 6, 2026
Unibrew Press
Ah I'd love to draw but the finger-breaking goblin did what he does best and convinced me to go on a date with him, so I've really got no time for it.
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Vanil
Must be a really charming goblin
Like December 30, 2025
Unibrew Press
2026 doesn't sound as good to say, can we just have 2025²?
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Iridescent_Edge
No, because 2025^2 is 4100625.
Like December 28, 2025
Bright Brave
Onward to the future.
Like December 28, 2025
Shifter Burnside
two thousand twenty six two zero two six (11111101010)2
Like December 30, 2025
Zaylem
That way we'll have the 32 bit time problem a lot sooner than expected
Like December 30, 2025
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