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Unibrew Press

Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
We gooootttaaaa get spongebob baaaaack
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3 people like this.
Pepper Snap
Certified Joe Gran moment
Like 52 minutes ago
Unibrew Press
Leeches are pretty cool I might migrate to a lake and become a leech I'd choose that over being an earthworm any day
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2 people like this.
Unibrew Press
Might have to take leech lessons tho
Like Yesterday, 1:21 am
Loona
„What the fuck did I just read“
Like Yesterday, 2:10 am Edited
Unibrew Press
There's people with weirder goals and I'd bet everything I own on it
Like Yesterday, 4:02 am
Pepper Snap
I’m already a leech tbh
Like 22 hours ago
Unibrew Press
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If I saw that damn thing in my living room, I would stomp on it until it was a small blue stain
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5 people like this.
Pepper Snap
Stylin
Like August 21, 2025
Hawk
Put it in a box
Like Yesterday, 5:41 am
Unibrew Press
At the end of the day, we're all going to become crabs
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3 people like this.
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norm slammed his paw on a metaphorical table and said, "NO! I REBUKE YOUR IDEALS"
Like August 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
I promise you being a crab is ten times as cool as whatever you're planning to evolve into
Like August 12, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Flips hair.- Better to become a crab than to get crabs I guess.
Like August 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
I feel like this goes without saying but I guess so
Like August 12, 2025
Vanil
I reject carcinization, I shall instead evolve back into ape.
Like August 12, 2025
Hawk
REJECT CRAB RETURN TO MONKE
Like August 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
Hang on i thought we all agreed to evolve into crabs, I'm too far into this now, I've opened an underwater burger joint and everything
Like August 12, 2025
Vanil
That's dumb. Who is going to buy your burgers? Anchovies and/or other random assortment of fish? I hope you're not the one cooking jt. I'd sooner trust a sea sponge than some grubby crab.
Like August 13, 2025
Unibrew Press
Zzzz honk shoo honk shoo zzzzzzzzz mimimimimimimimi zzzz
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Vanil
Oh no, it's Drake
Like August 5, 2025
Knight Wolf
*cries* so true
Like August 5, 2025
Unibrew Press
I have a genuine resentment towards Dr.Pepper it's not even funny
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2 people like this.
Chase
Well what you drink is actually Dr Pepper's monster.
Like August 1, 2025
Unibrew Press
That's not funny Okay that's a little funny ... View More
Like August 1, 2025
Chase
You're welcome.
Like August 1, 2025
Ramirez
U green for dat, don't be dissing my hb Dr Pepper!! Das like coming up in my business and shi saying u don't like Starry and Barq's root beer!!
Like August 1, 2025
Unibrew Press
Not sure why they named it Dr Pepper considering it makes me sick
Like August 1, 2025
Pepper Snap
Wat about root beer
Like August 1, 2025
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Pepper Snap
what the scallop
Like August 2, 2025
Vanil
Root Beer isn't popular in the UK since it's the most used flavor for medicine, especially cough medicine. Also either mentioning water quality, or ale.
Like August 2, 2025
Pepper Snap
Oh wow that blows D= I think maybe the most used flavor for cough medicine here in the US might be cherry
Like August 2, 2025
Unibrew Press
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Look at my pony dawg I'm going to jail 🙏😭😭
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8 people like this.
Bright Brave
I can't understand what's going on. Color it?
Like July 31, 2025
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3/5
Pepper Snap
I’ll color it all red
Like July 31, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like July 31, 2025
Unibrew Press
Like July 31, 2025
Pepper Snap
I love ur art so much
Like July 31, 2025
Unibrew Press
I really gotta start posting my non-pony stuff too
Like July 31, 2025
Pepper Snap
I’d luv to see it
Like July 31, 2025
Unibrew Press
shared a photo
I like putting him in different outfits tons, even if he looks silly in alot of them
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4 people like this.
Unibrew Press
shared a photo
Brah, I'm fancy Oh and ofcourse I'm a different shade of blue AGAIN The pink, which ofcourse there is lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of shouuuuld distract you from that t... View More
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5 people like this.
Halcyon
wait I was not aware with how ICONIC you are
Like July 25, 2025
Unibrew Press
The kickass glasses help a ton
Like July 25, 2025
Pepper Snap
Wow wow wow fire ahh fit
Like July 26, 2025
Pepper Snap
Unibrow be darned our boy knows how to dress
Like July 26, 2025 Edited
Unibrew Press
The unibrow ties it all together brah
Like July 26, 2025
Shifter Burnside
noice
Like July 27, 2025
Unibrew Press
Does anyone else throw slabs of meat into their basements to silence the growling noises or is that just me?
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3 people like this.
Pepper Snap
It’s me. I’m hungry again
Like July 25, 2025
Silver Shield
Guys... she's right behind me isn't she
Like July 25, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like July 25, 2025
Silver Shield
I have never witnessed such beauty in all my life
Like July 25, 2025
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