Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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I'm feeling very fishy today, very aquatic.
I'm running out of stuff to say dude.
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Bright Brave
Find some bubbles.
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December 1, 2025
Sour Belt
Took her back to my fish tank and glubbed it </3
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December 1, 2025
Sour Belt
promise?
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December 1, 2025
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Y'all! Come on! There's enough of me to go around.
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December 1, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
Trust
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December 1, 2025
Pepper Snap
POST MORE ART
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December 1, 2025
Unibrew Press
Bet
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December 2, 2025
Shifter Burnside
fis
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December 2, 2025
I was put on this planet to sit on my ahh and play risk of rain 2, someone's got to do it, afterall.
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"Yo I wanna get the new dlc. Apparently the newest content is really good!"
Do you ever stumble upon a piece of media so surreal you just consider it's creator non-human, like something only a 5th dimensional being could ever produce.
I'm not ready for December, that's when all my short buddies have to go back to Santa's workshop to help build Xboxes...
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Well it's better than working for Willy Wonka that's for sure
I miss The pumpkin king already. Hoping he replaces santa again this year.
The North of England might be the most needlessly unhappy place on the planet. Legitimately the opposite of Disneyland up here, straight smog and rain 24/7.
But atleast I'm not in arms reach of the F... View More
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You literally couldn't be more wrong, it's a slice of paradise, a fragment of Elysium broken off from the heavens and crashed down to earth to moor against the borders of Scotland.
It's also not the South of England, by which it's the best and only part of the country that matters.
Now that it's started snowing I can do whimsical things, like thinking about living somewhere warmer.
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Orangutans have magical properties but none of you are ready for even an ounce of that conversation
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I've seen what they do.
And don't get me started on the teaspoons you can't handle.
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November 15, 2025
I think I could handle plenty of teaspoons, afterall, they're not very sharp
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November 15, 2025
Orangutan is from the Indonesian/Malaysian words "Orang Hutan". "Orang" = People and "Hutan" = Jungle/Forest. Forest People. This is purely speculation, but it sounds oddly similar to Paul Bunyan. Are they one and the same, or do they know each other on a first name basis?
I believe this is just a... View More
I am very envious of bunnies because they get to hop, eat carrots and sleep all day
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Odd would clear his throat and lifted his shirt to show his cut stomach.
"Go on, I won't ask."
Oddeus blushed and wagged his tail gently, "I-I-I-I am, Ma'am..." Oddeus was giving a classic Pomeranian smile, tongue out and mouth agape.
And other things.
And only carrots if they're lucky.
Imagine being a upper middle class family's golden retriever.
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