Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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marryma
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fish?
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January 11, 2026
Bright Brave
Swordfish steaks.
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January 12, 2026
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January 12, 2026
When I'm slacking off in clown college and my professor asks me if I think this course is a joke
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2026 doesn't sound as good to say, can we just have 2025²?
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I'm just saying, the reindeers get carrots, santa gets milk and cookies, what are the elves eating? Eachother? The toys? Are elves mutant bug people? Oh my god.
Ultimate goal in life is legally changing my name to Krill Shrimpy
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What about your middle name? That's the real question here.
Imagine being in a trench during Christmas in ww1, you get sent a piece of bread that's been soiled during the mailing process, then you look to your side and your hb unboxes the first chocolate you'v... View More
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It's not an 'ok' so I'll let it slide this time you little rascal
My country helped create Geneva because we decided to throw over cans of food with grenades and violated the unspoken cease fire on Christmas because Canadians are something else when it comes to war. :(
As long as it's not Canada throwing the food, you're good!
I'm sorry, yet I'm laughing at the idea that someone told about in WWII about something similar. That the "German Soldiers in the 40's." Once stole a care package of American Troops and one of them was a literal chocolate cake baked by a soldier's mom from a day ago. The cake, was still warm and moi... View More
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December 16, 2025
Please provide me with characters from media you like that have unibrows, I seriously cannot express how much I love them as a trait
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If so much as a SOUNDWAVE of another 'ok' out of you graces my ear...
There’s this queen called Emerald from Steven Universe that shows up in like, one episode and she’s got this crystal unibrow going on and that love her.
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