Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Orangutans have magical properties but none of you are ready for even an ounce of that conversation
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Bright Brave
I've seen what they do.
And don't get me started on the teaspoons you can't handle.
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10 hours ago
Unibrew Press
I think I could handle plenty of teaspoons, afterall, they're not very sharp
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10 hours ago
Bright Brave
We know what your Christmas present is.
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9 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Tell me rn
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9 hours ago
Vanil
Orangutan is from the Indonesian/Malaysian words "Orang Hutan". "Orang" = People and "Hutan" = Jungle/Forest. Forest People. This is purely speculation, but it sounds oddly similar to Paul Bunyan. Are they one and the same, or do they know each other on a first name basis?
I believe this is just a... View More
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8 hours ago
I am very envious of bunnies because they get to hop, eat carrots and sleep all day
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Odd would clear his throat and lifted his shirt to show his cut stomach.
"Go on, I won't ask."
Oddeus blushed and wagged his tail gently, "I-I-I-I am, Ma'am..." Oddeus was giving a classic Pomeranian smile, tongue out and mouth agape.
And other things.
And only carrots if they're lucky.
Imagine being a upper middle class family's golden retriever.
I gots to get down in the mines like my ancestors did, look for coal, accidentally ignite firedamp, eat bananas...Yeah, that's the life...
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I would've tried to blow up parliament too if my first name was Guy, but then again I guess I could be called Keith...
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Oh for everywhere to be named as simplistically as Long Island...
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First thing I'd do with a time machine is give a Victorian chimney sweep a sour patch kid, not to kill him or anything but it'd probably restart him like a human computer
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When you do that? May I come with? I just want to leave a single golden coin under a the pillow of an orphan. With a note to tell them keep that coin a secret until they can use it to build up a good future.
Colds might be top 3 worst things right next to the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and quantum physics
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Uh oh scary month
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Be very afraid! Especially us Canadians who have both Thanksgiving AND halloween this month. The pile of dishes I need to do after is very frightening.
Washing dishes while I'm up in the lab bringing corpses to life and carving pumpkins, we ain't on the same wavelength I fear
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October 1, 2025
All the scariest words begin with S
Like 'Scoliosis'...Really sends a shiver down my spine
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