Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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First thing I'd do with a time machine is give a Victorian chimney sweep a sour patch kid, not to kill him or anything but it'd probably restart him like a human computer
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Nitroxus Soulspins
When you do that? May I come with? I just want to leave a single golden coin under a the pillow of an orphan. With a note to tell them keep that coin a secret until they can use it to build up a good future.
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October 21, 2025
Bright Brave
He'd probably punch you in your pony eye.
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October 21, 2025
Shifter Burnside
uh
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October 22, 2025
Colds might be top 3 worst things right next to the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and quantum physics
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Uh oh scary month
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Be very afraid! Especially us Canadians who have both Thanksgiving AND halloween this month. The pile of dishes I need to do after is very frightening.
Washing dishes while I'm up in the lab bringing corpses to life and carving pumpkins, we ain't on the same wavelength I fear
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October 1, 2025
All the scariest words begin with S
Like 'Scoliosis'...Really sends a shiver down my spine
Auggggghhhh
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Bigfoot has bested me in ways I don't want to talk about, I had no clue he was that close with the leprechaun community
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I'm gonna start small with hunting leprechauns before I go after bigfoot
I was bored so I drew this fish cowboy thing
It's based off of Tongue Lice, which are famously known to teach fish how to utilise firearms
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I'm fascinated by parasites, parasites are cool
Probably not if you have one though
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I hate parasites I hope they all DIE especially the one in my BRAIN
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