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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
First thing I'd do with a time machine is give a Victorian chimney sweep a sour patch kid, not to kill him or anything but it'd probably restart him like a human computer
5 people like this.
Nitroxus Soulspins
When you do that? May I come with? I just want to leave a single golden coin under a the pillow of an orphan. With a note to tell them keep that coin a secret until they can use it to build up a good future.
Like October 21, 2025
Bright Brave
He'd probably punch you in your pony eye.
Like October 21, 2025
Shifter Burnside
uh
Like October 22, 2025
Unibrew Press
Colds might be top 3 worst things right next to the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and quantum physics
3 people like this.
Bright Brave
Cold? Not the flue ?
Like October 19, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ye
Like October 20, 2025
Kadai Montanya
Vitamin D!
Like October 20, 2025
Unibrew Press
Isaac Newton got the fattest amount of praise ever for saying stuff falls when you drop it, brah I could do that
5 people like this.
Chase
Nope sorry bro someone beat you to it.
Like October 13, 2025
Unibrew Press
I wouldn't be as mad if his name was cooler tbf
Like October 13, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
And it was an apple that taught him this.
Like October 13, 2025
Dr. Norman Reiner
1 am stoner thoughts be like.
Like October 14, 2025
Unibrew Press
5 am unfortunately I'm getting rusty 😔
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
He got praise for putting maths on that shit. I don't see you sticking any equations on that brick wall you done built across your forehead.
Like October 14, 2025
Unibrew Press
To be fair back then if you could do division you were practically a sorcerer
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
It was pretty well developed at the time. It just wasn't a common practice because it was restricted to the upper class. I mean the Greeks are a source of a bunch of classical mathematical theorems.
Like October 14, 2025 Edited
Unibrew Press
Uh oh scary month
4 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
Be very afraid! Especially us Canadians who have both Thanksgiving AND halloween this month. The pile of dishes I need to do after is very frightening.
Like October 1, 2025
Unibrew Press
Washing dishes while I'm up in the lab bringing corpses to life and carving pumpkins, we ain't on the same wavelength I fear
Like October 1, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Wanna switch?
Like October 2, 2025
Bright Brave
Spooky Scary Skeletons.
Like October 1, 2025
Unibrew Press
All the scariest words begin with S Like 'Scoliosis'...Really sends a shiver down my spine
Like October 1, 2025
Unibrew Press
Auggggghhhh
3 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
EEEEEEEEAAUUGGGH
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
Labubu
Like September 21, 2025
Bright Brave
I've been waiting. Geez
Like September 21, 2025
Unibrew Press
Bigfoot has bested me in ways I don't want to talk about, I had no clue he was that close with the leprechaun community
Unibrew Press
I'm gonna start small with hunting leprechauns before I go after bigfoot
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
Baby. You'll never find a rainbow. Chase fairies. I believe in you.
Like September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like September 10, 2025
Unibrew Press
Solid piece of advice mate
Like September 10, 2025
Shifter Burnside
yeay
Like September 11, 2025
Silver Shield
Bigfoot will just beat you up, Leprechauns will do so much worse
Like September 10, 2025
Unibrew Press
I heard a leprechaun did some pretty horrendous stuff in Vegas one time
Like September 10, 2025
Unibrew Press
My life depends on bigfoot being real
5 people like this.
Bright Brave
He is. Probably interdimensional, or such a critical secret, that billions of dollars keep them hidden.
Like September 7, 2025
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Bright Brave
You never had a chance. Skunk ape is my sights.
Like September 8, 2025
Chase
Sic em bribra
Like September 8, 2025
Shifter Burnside
i got a nuke and im gonna break de world!!!11!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1////!//!!!!!1!2/3/3!1
Like September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
woaw
Like September 8, 2025
Unibrew Press
I was bored so I drew this fish cowboy thing It's based off of Tongue Lice, which are famously known to teach fish how to utilise firearms
5 people like this.
Knight Wolf
They teach fish to what?
Like August 28, 2025
Rough Winds
real cowboy hours
Like August 28, 2025
Shifter Burnside
What
Like August 29, 2025
Unibrew Press
I'm fascinated by parasites, parasites are cool Probably not if you have one though
2 people like this.
Pepper Snap
I hate parasites I hope they all DIE especially the one in my BRAIN
Like August 28, 2025 Edited
Unibrew Press
Don't worry it'll starve to death soon anyway
Like August 28, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like August 28, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Yea
Like August 29, 2025
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