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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
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Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
First thing I'd do with a time machine is give a Victorian chimney sweep a sour patch kid, not to kill him or anything but it'd probably restart him like a human computer
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Nitroxus Soulspins
When you do that? May I come with? I just want to leave a single golden coin under a the pillow of an orphan. With a note to tell them keep that coin a secret until they can use it to build up a good future.
Like October 21, 2025
Bright Brave
He'd probably punch you in your pony eye.
Like October 21, 2025
Shifter Burnside
uh
Like October 22, 2025