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Ask Phoenix
Ask me shit!
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Frost Bite the Guardian
"What shit, is the best type of shit in the history of shit?"
Phoenix Genevieve
The word
why did you delete The "yes" comments? Y u cancer? (jkjkjk)
Phoenix Genevieve
Because it wasn't a question, and was irrelevant to this post.
Shit: What do you want me to ask you?
Me (mun): i make terrrible jokes *depressed*
Dagmar
Why are you asking me to ask you shit?
AngelBlue Pegasua
What does pot of greed do?
Cherry Bomb
"Why are these so popular yet mine are desolate smogs...."
Phoenix Genevieve
Most have art. Mine is pretty desolate too
Cherry Bomb
"Curse my feeble art skills and tiny wallet"
Here's a real question... Why the toilet paper roll where your horn should be?
Phoenix Genevieve
It is my horn
Your horn... is a tp roll... W-what is this...?
Zaten
"What's your favorite color?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"Rainbow"
Zaten
"Best color!"
Cherry Bomb
"O O Why were you named Phoenix!"
Phoenix Genevieve
"That question seems more appropriate for "Ask Scarlet""
Cherry Bomb
"Yes Yes but first I want your take on it."
Scarlet Genevieve
"His name was actually originally Bloodstorm Geo-Blitz since, because he's black and red, I thought that'd be fucking hilarious. But when he was 3 days old I was making food and told him not to touch the stove aaaaaand he touched the stove. His fur is quite flammable, so he more or less became a lit...View More
Cherry Bomb
"And would you say his fur is still Flamable?"
Flam
Why are you always the cool pone?
Ask Phoenix
Ask my horse stuff
Ultrasonic
"Why do you have a toilet paper roll on your head?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"That is my royal horn. It matches my royal crown."
Ephemeria Spring
"What would you think of a hate cult obsessing over you, or... is that a thing already?!"
Phoenix Genevieve
"Sounds like it would be fun to feed them a bunch of misinformation and watch from the sidelines as they go crazy."
Ephemeria Spring
“I bet a lame Pegasus is behind the operations... can’t beat the bats!”
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"What happens if I do this?" Amethyst put a big gob of peanutbutter on the stallion's snoot.
Phoenix Genevieve
The peanutbutter gets in Phoenix's nose, suffocating him. He dies. That's an answer.
Silver Shield
That's hot
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Leave it to Phoenix to rather than just wipe off the sticky substance, somehow try to evolve the ability to breath it... unsuccessfully.
Seir Genevieve
"If you had to choose between a chocolate bar with almonds and one with peanuts, what would it be?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"Gimme them peanuts!"
Seir Genevieve
"Good because I really wanted the almonds one"
Silver Shield
"Do you even answer these questions?"
Silver Shield
"God dammit you were just waiting for me to ask this weren't you?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"Yes and yes."
Ambient Waves
Is your mane Red and Gray or Gray and Red?
Phoenix Genevieve
"Grey and Red"
Aubade
You gay bruh?
Phoenix Genevieve
"Gay enough to date Seir."
Seir Genevieve
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"You're a guy. I'm a guy. We're dating. That's gay. So that means I'm at least gay enough to be fine with that. It's basic math, or...Something."
Lula Vieve
What would you dooOOoo to shut a bitch up uwu
Phoenix Genevieve
Ignore them uwu
Script Anonymous Cone Lord Lord of all Cones
“What’s it like to marry a demon?”
Phoenix Genevieve
"I wouldn't know, I've never married a demon before...Not yet at least."
Script Anonymous Cone Lord Lord of all Cones
“But I always thought....okay.....”
Thunder Riff
When will you stop horsing around?
Phoenix Genevieve
When Bojack Horseman comes back to do Ethan Around.
Ask Phoenix
I'm bored. Ask me shit.
Seir Genevieve
"I could ask you out"
Phoenix Genevieve
"Please do. I always enjoy our dates~"
Seir Genevieve
Seir internalizes a squeal and just smiles because he wants to be cool. "Okay, so! I know a place that has ice cream spaghetti!"
Phoenix Genevieve
"I didn't know there was such a thing as ice cream spaghetti. But it sounds good!" He smiled back at Seir. "But we have to do that thing from that movie where we're both eating one piece of the same spaghetti and end up kissing!"
Seir Genevieve
"I don't know if it would hold up or melt first." Seir laughs nervously. "Hell that makes me nervous. Okay, I do have another question for you though... Ahem. Can I sit here and watch?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"It's worth a try! And of course you can~" He gently kissed Seir on his snoot.
Baron Redpath
"im bored as fuck so yay...."
Phoenix Genevieve
"That is not a question."
Baron Redpath
"ok then why did you decide to be a bat?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"I did not decide to be a bat. I was blessed to be born this way."
Baron Redpath
"then how was you a pegasus like a couple years ago.."
Phoenix Genevieve
"I was not a pegasus a couple years ago." // I changed his backstory. That is no longer canon.
Biohazard
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
Phoenix Genevieve
"That's a tie between Fireball and Black Sambuca. If we're talking mixed drinks, very little can top a Black Russian, however I enjoy a good Old Fashioned as well."
Fable Daydreams
"Are you a introvert or an extrovert? and why do you think you are one or the other?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"I'm an introvert. I'm nocturnal, not because I'm a bat, but because when I wake up I need a solid 7 hours before I'm ready to deal with everyone's bullshit. With a few exceptions."
Fable Daydreams
"How intriguing." She nodded.
Ephemeria Spring
“Hi.”
Phoenix Genevieve
"Only on Tuesdays, and only after I've been drinking."
Ephemeria Spring
“Oh? What’s so special about Tuesdays?”
Phoenix Genevieve
"It's the only day of the week that's called Tuesday. That counts, right?"
Bright Brave
What do you do for money?
Phoenix Genevieve
"I'm a bartender."
Bright Brave
An introvert bartender?
Phoenix Genevieve
"Just being I'm an introvert, doesn't mean I don't know how to socialize. I'd just much rather be at home, surrounded by my closest friends. But I can be pretty outgoing if I have the right motivation. You know. Like money."
Bright Brave
Uh huh
kinglulu
Shit?
Phoenix Genevieve
Yes
Red Ink
"What's the most illegal thing you've ever done, and will you do it with me?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"I...Don't think I can talk about that here. Guards may be watching. But if you're up for it, sure."
Red Ink
"M'kay big guy, you've captured my attention. Let's do some fuckin' crime!"
Slurpee Hooves
Do you like bow ties?
Phoenix Genevieve
"I happen to think a stallion can look pretty good in a nice silk black bow tie. I don't really know how to tie them myself, though, but Seir did say he would do it for me 3 times...Then choke me on the fourth. But what are the odds that I'm going to need to tie a bow tie 4 times?"
Comet Lancer
Me shit?
Seir Genevieve
Hi, it's me again. What are you dressing as this halloween?
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Phoenix Genevieve
"A gigantic middle finger."
Phoenix Genevieve
Seir Genevieve
"I guess it suits you? How are you supposed to walk on that?"
Phoenix Genevieve
"I don't. I just sit there and glare at everyone who passes by."
Baron Redpath
//This has actaully just made my day//
Phoenix Genevieve
Oh hey, one of my puns made someone laugh!
Baron Redpath
"Van helsing, or maybe snekdog"
Seir Genevieve
"What even is a snekdog?"
Baron Redpath
"A really retarded dragon, i think"
Monarch Masquerade
So? Who does your mane? It looks rather stunning.
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I do. Every morning I spend 15 minutes making it look like I don't spend any time doing my hair."
Monarch Masquerade
I see
Seir Genevieve
What's your favorite colour?
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Phoenix Genevieve
"Black. Second favourite is Rainbow."
Seir Genevieve
"Oh you like rainbow? Interesting, very interesting"
Phoenix Genevieve
"What can I say? They remind me of you~"
Deactivated Account
"Rainbows also remind me of Seir. That is a very good question for Phoenix."
Seir Genevieve
"I'm disgusted"
Golden Spark
Green~
Rio-Rio Russell
Blue of all shades!
Schwoopy Tail
When will the LIES cease?
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Phoenix Genevieve
I CHANGED MY MIND AND CHOSE A PROFILE PICTURE FIT FOR A KING B̶I̶T̶T̶E̶R̶ ̶E̶N̶D̶
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*Cough*
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Zirx the Hound
*gives cough drop.*
Oldskoolnick
"Same"
Mama Chubs
Would you rather sit in a locked room for 24 hours with constant stink bombs going off, or would you rather eat one singular one as it was going off?
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Rover Wonder
Her.... I'd rather have a quick death, so I'll choose the second option
Phoenix Genevieve
"I've lived amongst earth ponies for years. I doubt the stink bombs can smell any worse than they do, so I'll pick the first option."
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