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Flam · Public Relations

Pretentious hors

Male. Born on May 4, 2001
Race
Unicorn
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
//coming soon!//
Roleplay Universe
See: Freindship letter: the Unity
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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Flam
Flam sells you the meaning of life for 2.99 Obviously it has some flaws in it.
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Meino Mysticforger
"2.99? Eh, I spent more money on dumber things...give me, give me!"
Like October 29, 2025
Flam
And to his hooves the slip was given! 42 was the only true solution!
Like October 29, 2025
Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
How dare you sell this to me! This is some cheap worthless junk!
Like October 29, 2025
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3/5
Flam
"Life is what you make of it." He replied simply as he counted his money.
Like October 30, 2025 Edited
Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
...May karma bite you hard. *He throws the blank piece of paper and walks off.*
Like October 30, 2025
Flam
"A shame." He said as he caught the paper and folded it into a paper airplane. At least he found something from it.
Like October 30, 2025
Shifter Burnside
no i dont knead
Like October 30, 2025
Flam
"A shame, says here youd make a decent baker."
Like October 30, 2025
Shifter Burnside
if you like oily bread
Like October 31, 2025
Silent V Dusk
Silent had heard of Flam and knew of his ' business practices '. " Alright, Flam, two things. One, where is Flim? Aren't you two usually attached at the shoulder or something? "
Like October 30, 2025
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3/16
Silent V Dusk
" You do realize that those things can easily be sabotaged or destroyed with very little effort, right? Not saying that's bound to happen, but it's still a possibility. " Silent took another sip from his cider.
Like October 31, 2025
Flam
"The beauty of machines is that they can be replaced, parts fixed. And improvements made. Assuming somepony did sabotauge a machine, all youd need to do is replace and improve it. You cant quite do that for ponies who can be just as fragile. A pony who takes years, or a machine that may take only we... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Shift crashes into a wall nearby. "Ow... goodbye again."
Like November 1, 2025
Flam
Flam has mouse shaped waffle irons on sale! As well as See- dees of musicians you have never heard of. Somehow, it seemed he has a thrift store! lets just hope you are wise enough to find a great barg... View More
Flam
//hi chat
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(YOU'VE RETURNED)
Like September 12, 2025
Ghostbit
*Waves bag of bits*
Like September 12, 2025
Bright Brave
Moo
Like September 12, 2025
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Flam
Rock
Like September 13, 2025
Bright Brave
But I have bits....
Like September 13, 2025
Flam
and a stick! what a bargain!
Like September 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
beep beep
Like September 13, 2025
Flam
Sheep
Like September 13, 2025
Flim
*sitting on a pile of gold of 50,000 bits* Ah, it is good to be such high caliber salesponies!
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Flam
"Indeed! though I will say the money pool has become quite difficult to wade through ever since we switched the paperbacks with gold!"
Like June 6, 2025
Flim
O! But what good is a pretentious hors without his pretentious brother! How have ya been, flam my jolly ol' friend! Sorry to have left ya hanging for so long!
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Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus slid down a rope from his hot air balloon. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina nuzzles Flam’s cheek
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Flam
How could she do such a thing after having eaten spaghetti! now all the sauce was being put onto him instead! Even so flam, nuzzed back, he WAS a willing napkin after all. (or maybe he just didnt notice yet)
Like February 11, 2025
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina pulls away to study Flam’s messy face. The spaghetti sauce is red, which makes Marina say, “You know, red looks FABULOUS on yellow.”
Like February 12, 2025
Flim
Wait. Is this your girlfriend, Flam? Marinara ? Marinara sauce? Have I been gone so long that you have married your lunch?!
Like June 4, 2025
Dr. Marina Bleu
“Marinara sauce?!” Marina shrieks. “How DARE you! It’s MAH REE NAAH. Simple.”
Like June 5, 2025
Flam
"How DARe you indeed!" flam would huff. "At least im dating a lady with class! You are still focused on that Librarian from dodge junction!"
Like June 6, 2025
Flam
Flam spends all your money on useless things like cider and cider pressing accessories.
3 people like this.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Flam... Why.
Like February 10, 2025
Comp
I want 50% of your company's stock!
Like February 10, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Gradually becomes compressed* I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
Like February 10, 2025
Flam
"you fool! ive already bought your company first!
Like February 10, 2025
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
This, this is why I like yer mirrorverse self better.
Like February 10, 2025
Flam
"Such a bore! a stickler too, never trying anything outside the law! What a stickler he is!
Like February 12, 2025
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
Heh you and mirror Applejack could be best friends.
Like February 12, 2025
Pepper Snap
Oh, that wasn’t my money, it belonged to Bloodnote the Ever-Owed. He always collects..one way or another Dx
Like February 10, 2025
Flam
Hey yall! plenty of yall have noticed i havent been active here as much! Im sorry for not replying to alot of the RPs i have going on (and not updating the twitter as often) But i have been in the mi... View More
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would appear to Flam as a Void construct.* Flam. I need your help. It's of utmost urgency. #rp
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