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Flam · Public Relations

Pretentious hors

Male. Born on May 4, 2001
Race
Unicorn
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
//coming soon!//
Roleplay Universe
See: Freindship letter: the Unity
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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Flam
In a shocking twist! Flams statue in las pegasus was vandalised! Surely only the most nefarious of pony would do such a thing! He is on the case!
9 people like this.
Meino Mysticforger
Meino was sitting on a bench, a big newspaper was unfolded in front of him to cover the upper half of his body. He slowly peered over to see what was going on, analyzing the scene, before hiding his head back behind the newspaper. He pretended to read it, fooling the passersby.
Like January 22, 2026
Shifter Burnside
*removes the statue in the middle of the night* Mission Accomplished: De-Flammed
Like January 23, 2026
Flam
somehow flim was still there. flams ego was shattered.
Like January 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
New Assignment: Aint Big Enough For All Of Us
Like January 26, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus had spent the entire night chiseling off flams mustache.
Like January 23, 2026
Flam
"Why are there TWO flims on the pedestal! Contact the sculptor! i will need to dEmand a refund!"
Like January 26, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi Just Stared at The Statue He had Carved into... Literally Carved into, as it was covered in claw marks and Covered in Paint. "I mearly Showed the world the Facade of Who you are." Mimi repiled, Staring down Flam with those two dots in his eyes.
Like January 23, 2026
Flam
Flam now has a parrot and it seems that flam is trying to train it. "Now after i say, weve got this opprotunity- you say-" "Weve got this opprotunity- raack!"... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
I am not saying anything you will try to train me to say, Flam.
Like January 18, 2026
Flam
Not you- this one. It simply does not listen!" "Does not listen! RAACK!" "See what i mean?"
Like January 18, 2026
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
Considering I'm also a parrot... well, at least a subspecies of one, you aren't going to be able to train it well right away. It takes time.
Like January 18, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
The parrot flies off of Flam's shoulder before landing a few feet away..... and being engulfed in green fire before fully changing into Tarsus. "We've got this opportunity- RAACK!"
Like January 18, 2026
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3/6
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
".... try to touch me with that makeup brush.... and i'll eat it." tarsus says in the flattest tone you've heard from him so far
Like January 19, 2026
Flam
"oh you are no fun." he nickered as he put it away. "I told you id get everypony to love you didnt i? thats surely enough love for what... 2 three months maybe? Even if its not sustained! Just need to look the part!"
Like January 20, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"Dont worry pony, i'll play my part, as i agreed~" Tarsus clicks his teeth at Flam in an almost playful, yet threatening way "Their love is of little concern.... i'd much rather have a large portion of your stock~"
Like January 21, 2026
The Mimikin
“…” Mimi just watches…Before a venus flytrap popped out of his back to chomp down on a pigeon. “You do realize that this is gonna blow up in your face.”
Like January 19, 2026
Flam
"Hush! Parrots do NOT blow up! The shopkeeper told me specifically that this one will definitely not!"
Like January 19, 2026
The Mimikin
"...Then you are both a Idiot, And a Sadder Salespony than I Thought."
Like January 20, 2026
Soliana Flare
Aww cute!
Like January 20, 2026
Flam
Dont bother him! Flam is busy typing a 1000 word response to a letter saying "your apple machines are doo doo" This is very important work!
9 people like this.
PinkBow
Flam’s a baddie fr, he can do no wrong in PinkBow’s eyes!
Like January 12, 2026
Flam
":huh:"
Like January 15, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Why do you care about the pony's opinions anyway? You know they will say anything for attention. The trolls win then."
Like January 12, 2026 Edited
Flam
"Obviously because i am the best salespony in equestria! Anypony who says otherwise must be corrected of their grave mistake!"
Like January 15, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Usually, claiming you are the best at anything paints a target on your back. One should take heed in how much ego they tout, lest they aren't prepared to reap what they sow."
Like January 15, 2026 Edited
Bright Brave
Do ponies have AI and on their computers yet? Lawd..... pony server farms....
Like January 13, 2026
Flam
"A what now? I am the only 'I' there is! I will be caught up in such deprecation!"
Like January 15, 2026
Bright Brave
I read that in Flams voice.......
Like January 15, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
-Stomps her feet incessantly.-
Like January 15, 2026
Flam
A sudden apple pie would appear above her head, pie side down!
Like January 18, 2026
Flam
Happy hearthswarming!
7 people like this.
Bright Brave
Hap hap boogie woogie
Like December 24, 2025
Shifter Burnside
you still owe me a few grand from the time you jacked my "66 Stinger
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Flam
Sites back
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Shakes fist.- Flim and Flammmmm!
Like December 22, 2025
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3/4
Brady Thunderfoot
You may have been able to fool the mane 6 FAR MORE than you should have (repeatedly, literally whenever you chose, but that's a different problem) but I see right into your SOUL.
Like December 22, 2025
Flam
"you see my COMPLETELY pure hearted intentions! Why thats all i could have ever ask!"
Like December 22, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Gods you're insufferable.
Like December 22, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Damn, Stishoe's already making his move by breaking the site, lol. Showing his calling card, I see.
Like December 22, 2025 Edited
Shifter Burnside
good
Like December 23, 2025
Ghostbit
“Lies!!, I’M FREAKING RED AND YELLOW!”
Like December 23, 2025
Flam
wh
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Shifter Burnside
oi thats my line
Like December 23, 2025
Flam
Flam sells you the meaning of life for 2.99 Obviously it has some flaws in it.
6 people like this.
Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
How dare you sell this to me! This is some cheap worthless junk!
Like October 29, 2025
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3/5
Flam
"Life is what you make of it." He replied simply as he counted his money.
Like October 30, 2025 Edited
Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
...May karma bite you hard. *He throws the blank piece of paper and walks off.*
Like October 30, 2025
Flam
"A shame." He said as he caught the paper and folded it into a paper airplane. At least he found something from it.
Like October 30, 2025
Shifter Burnside
no i dont knead
Like October 30, 2025
Flam
"A shame, says here youd make a decent baker."
Like October 30, 2025
Shifter Burnside
if you like oily bread
Like October 31, 2025
Silent V Dusk
Silent had heard of Flam and knew of his ' business practices '. " Alright, Flam, two things. One, where is Flim? Aren't you two usually attached at the shoulder or something? "
Like October 30, 2025
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3/16
Silent V Dusk
" You do realize that those things can easily be sabotaged or destroyed with very little effort, right? Not saying that's bound to happen, but it's still a possibility. " Silent took another sip from his cider.
Like October 31, 2025
Flam
"The beauty of machines is that they can be replaced, parts fixed. And improvements made. Assuming somepony did sabotauge a machine, all youd need to do is replace and improve it. You cant quite do that for ponies who can be just as fragile. A pony who takes years, or a machine that may take only we... View More
Like October 31, 2025 Edited
Shifter Burnside
Shift crashes into a wall nearby. "Ow... goodbye again."
Like November 1, 2025
PinkBow
“What a steal!”
Like November 29, 2025
Flam
Flam has mouse shaped waffle irons on sale! As well as See- dees of musicians you have never heard of. Somehow, it seemed he has a thrift store! lets just hope you are wise enough to find a great barg... View More
Flam
//hi chat
3 people like this.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(YOU'VE RETURNED)
Like September 12, 2025
Ghostbit
*Waves bag of bits*
Like September 12, 2025
Bright Brave
Moo
Like September 12, 2025
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3/5
Flam
Rock
Like September 13, 2025
Bright Brave
But I have bits....
Like September 13, 2025
Flam
and a stick! what a bargain!
Like September 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
beep beep
Like September 13, 2025
Flam
Sheep
Like September 13, 2025
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