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Slurpee Hooves

Male. Lives in Right behind you,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1997
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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Slurpee Hooves
I've never understood RP in the hypothetical tense. I mean, it's been explained to me that the idea is to give your fellow RPers a chance to counter your actions, but it just reads weird IMO.
3 people like this.
The Outsider
Be like me, don't give them a chance to counter your actions, force them to either find a way to do it anyway or drop the roleplay.
Like November 23, 2025
Maxh Vezpyre
Just push the jenga tower, do it
Like November 23, 2025
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
I use dice rolls and use an arbitrary number based on the action taken! Makes rp a bit more fun.
Like November 23, 2025
Shifter Burnside
i do not
Like November 24, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
Slurpee bursted into the local tavern. "Friends, I have an announcement to make. Many thanks to Pepper Snap for the new engraving on my gun, I love it. That is all." He then turned tail and left just ... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus would have turned around like everyone else before saying after, "Wow. Now that's incredible."
Like November 14, 2025
Kadai Montanya
"Its a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever."
Like November 15, 2025
Bright Brave
BriBra did a spit take. "She's doing guns now?!?!?!"
Like November 15, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
Your boy's finally seen the entire Dollars trilogy.
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
Wowzers. Now you gotta see the original True Grit.
Like November 14, 2025
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3/4
Bright Brave
Do you read every cowboy book that has a movie ? Have you watched Quigley Doenunder ?
Like November 14, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
No, so far this is the only one. Just getting started out on my Western phase.
Like November 14, 2025
Bright Brave
Perhaps now, you understand Revolver Ocelot.
Like November 14, 2025
Bright Brave
Low key, me hanging out with yall. Feel free to tag yourself. is top right.
3 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
why is the heavy nonexistent?
Like November 13, 2025
Bright Brave
is the red samurai dude.
Like November 13, 2025
Brave Charger
looks still like knight
Like November 14, 2025
Bright Brave
is top top right.
Like November 13, 2025
Night Sky
Quite the gun you got there, homie. DOOMGUY would approve.
Like November 13, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
Slurpee strutted into Ponyville town square, Bit Store plastic spurs rattling. "It's high noon" he said, apparently either unaware of the very obvious fact that it was 8:31PM or simply not caring. #r... View More
2 people like this.
Sling Tyler
*Sling would blink at the lone stallion walking in.* What's with the odd hat there fella?
Like November 10, 2025
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3/6
Sling Tyler
*While waiting for an answer, the unicorn would pull out an harmonica and play a soft tune. Almost sounded like a cover of Life is a Highway, by Tom Cochrane.* Looks like I need to come up with better material.
Like November 11, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
"Say, that's some mighty fine playing," said Slurpee. "Here I was all set for a high noon duel, but what say we cease fire and hit up the local saloon?"
Like November 12, 2025
Sling Tyler
Wait a bloody moment? Ya going to High Noon moi? What did aye do to ya? *After a bit. He shrugged.* Shure, aye know a good place.
Like November 12, 2025
Dusty Trails
A sudden gust of wind sends a lone tumbleweed across town square. Accompanied by a single guitar chord. The sound of a boot hitting stone, and the jingle of a metal spur signals the arrival of someone to the square. At the edge of town square, a lone figure stands backlit by the street lanterns. T... View More
Like November 10, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
"Friend", said Slurpee to the new arrival, "I don't rightly know what you're talking about, but you seem to be speakin' my language."
Like November 10, 2025
Bright Brave
"You've yeed your last haw."
Like November 10, 2025
Shank Sweetiron
"I can tell it's high noon for you, buddy. Solid plastic, 2.5-inch diameter spurs—goddamn. What are you riding into battle today, a steer?" Shank quips as she saunters past, her eyes glinting with amusement. She's decked out in full western regalia: bit, saddle, pad, bridle, and gleaming high-qualit... View More
Like November 13, 2025 Edited
Bright Brave
👀 Even Bright had to stare some.
Like November 12, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
Did anyone else have trouble connecting to this site for the past several hours?
4 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
yes
Like November 9, 2025
Bright Brave
No
Like November 9, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
's boops may be powerful, but they will never stand up to the might of the Slurpee Legion. I will win this boop war, make no mistake.
5 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
:0
Like November 6, 2025
Bright Brave
One Slurpee boop, is worth a thousand of mine. 💚
Like November 6, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
Don't suppose anyone happens to be an artist open for commissions? I have my reasons for wanting to see Slurpee depicted in Old West garb.
3 people like this.
Nova-Blast
I'm open :3 but pep is really good too!!
Like November 3, 2025
Bright Brave
I love Spyke's art too! 😭
Like November 3, 2025
Pepper Snap
*mwah*
Like November 3, 2025
Iridescent_Edge
If you want, I could offer you my amateurish skills with colored pencils for free.:mlp_rarity:
Like November 3, 2025
Parley
a spectre rises from the grave
Like November 3, 2025
Pepper Snap
Meeee =0
Like November 3, 2025
Bright Brave
Miss you buddy.
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Slurpee Hooves
99% of my experience with this website is my endless boop war with
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Bright Brave
Garrrrr!!!!
Like January 28, 2022
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