Journey to skull island ( rude language and death ) chapter 1 : manehattan

It was a bright winter day , everypony was always busy to get somewhere in a hurry on time like work or a doctor's appointment, manehattan was always chaotic but it's a wonderful full place to make your dreams happen like that rarity girl who opened up a beautiqe called " rarity for you " . But all dreams come at a price especially for this colt who wanted to make it big in the filming industry . " in a movie room five ponies were watching a documentary made by a lousy filmmaker named " filmer " . Mr produce : how much more is there ? Buser: another five minutes Mr produce : lights up " filmer was nerves that this was going to be another failure, but he had one trick up his sleeve that could change his reputation for the better " Mr big saler : this is was we get for our 40 grand filmer , another one your safari documentaries Filmer : come on guys you know the deal , we have to wait until my actress molly can get her teeth fixed so she can look her best Mr produce : it not about the deal its about the money Filmer : dont worry my crew will be ready once we get them on the ship Mr produce : what ship ? Filmer : the one we hired to get the location Mr produce : what location, filmer your suppose to be shooting on our say so " Mr filmer stands up and walks to the centre of the room " Filmer : guys I know but trust me I got an impressive filming location you'll ever see I have a map , a map that leads to an uncharted island that exists only a myth until now Mr produce : whow filmer slow down Mr big time : is he asking for more money? Mr big saler : he's asking us to fund a wild goose chase Filmer : I'm talking about a primitive world never before seen by ponies , a land with an extraordinary civilisation, its the spectacular thing you've ever seen ..... that's where I'll shoot my film Mr big time : will there be mares ? " filmer looked puzzled when he said that " Filmer : mares ? Mr big time : in my experience ponies only go to these movies to see dancing mares " Filmer was frustrated " Filmer : what are you an idiot? You think they ask film maker to waste his time on nudy shots NO they respected the film maker and SHOWED SOME CLASS , not that you know what it means you cheep low life " The bosses where looking at each other and both nodded " Mr produce : could you step outside for a moment please " filmer when outside angry and waiting outside was his assistant waiter looking dissapointed thinking they had another failure " Filmer whispers : give me that quick ! " Waiter handed him a glass of water " Waiter : you would like it it's not alcoholic " Filmer throws the water in a plant pot and puts it against the door so he can esedrop on his bosses " Mr produce : I know that filmer hasn't had the best of luck but has had alot of ... near success Mr big saler : are you kidding me this guys a turd , washed up and all over town .... this loser is gonna bankrupt us Mr produce : but the animal footage has value Mr big time : sure.... its universal for stock footage Mr big saler : fine , sell it scrape the movie .... we gotta retrieve something form this argument Mr produce to buser : bring him back in Buser : Mr filmer " buser was looking around but I sames like filmer and his assistant were gone . Outside the building filmer and his assistant where headed to the train station " Waiter : you know this isn't going to work right we have no money Filmer : which is why I got you you waiter Waiter : but it's not gonna work its unafficle Filmer : what are the gonna do sue me ? Waiter : we have no bits on us and infact was have no type of currency on us " filmer spots his bosses trying to find him and immediately pushes waiter in the train " Filmer : come on Waiter : who's gonna pay for the ship ? " Mr big time tries to catch up to them but it's to late , the train doors close and its off to canterlot " Mr big time yells : YOUR FINISHED FILMER Filmer : see what did I tell you waiter .... really good at craping the crappers " They arrive in canterlot where hoping that princess twilight has thought about there deal about borrowing her military to use as protection on the island " Filmer : I'll go talk to twilight and you'll go set up an appointment with that survivalist expert lucky clover or whatever his name is Waiter : will do but how are we going to get the money for the ship ? Filmer : dont worry I got that covered ....... I won't expect defeat End of chapter one