Winter'Swatch and the 'Holy' Quest for the 'Red Herring', Pt. 1: What's a banana?

"Excuse me? You don't know what a banana is?" "Nope! Never heard of it. Where can I find one?" Serac aims the banana at Winter'Swatch. Winter sits down and puts her hooves in the air. "Don't shoot! Please! I'm too beautiful to--" "BAM." Serac fires the banana. Winter falls to the floor and plays dead. "..." Winter continues playing dead. "Winter. Something serious. Get up." "No." She says, and refuses. "GET UP." He kicks her in the ribs. "OW! Fine, you bastard." "'Celestia' spoke to me in a dream. We must embark on a 'Holy' Quest." "Of what sort? Must we find the--" "DON'T MENTION IT IT'S COPYRIGHTED." He screams at her. Winter shrinks away and sobs, "Yes, brother.." "Now. Be serious." "Yes, brother.." "Stop saying that." Serac demands. "Okay, sister..." "BE SERIOUS!!" He screams again. "Okay, okay, sheesh! Calm d--" "BE SERIOUS!!!" He screams louder this time. Winter sobs. "We are embarking on a 'Holy' Quest, for the 'Red Herring.'" "The 'Red Herring'? I've only heard of it in the books! Does it truly exist?" Winter is astonished, and bows down to Serac. "Rise, sister." He demands. Winter rises. "Now, do a funny dance." Winter does a funny dance. "Perfect. Now, three push-ups." "I thought you were going to tell me about The 'Holy' Quest for the 'Red Herring'?" "I was, but your personal health is more important right now." "I'll get exercise on the way towards the 'Red Herring'! Trotting is so healthy for you, by the way. Trot at least 3 kilometers a day, eat only fresh raw fruit and vegetables if you're trying to lose weight, get lots of sunlight and cut back on the hay. Then, pay respects towards your physician by baking them a cake, especially if it's a 'Black Forest Cake' with 'Strawberry Frosting'. Then, entertain them with a song and dance, but you must do it in staccato so they not only respect you, but fear your presence. After you've acquired the correct medications, do not abandon them, for you need them. And finally--" "Moose." Serac states. "Moose." Winter agrees. "Off we go, The 'Red Herring' awaits!" Serac says. And thus, they embark on their adventure.