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Ask The Purple Starass Waifu

Ask The Purple Starass Waifu

Ponies - 25 Likes
Hymn
What do you think of Sirens, Princess? *the siren mare asks, her ears folding back a little and a nervous smile on her lips*
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Queen Chrysalis
Why isnt it "Ask The Purple Fatass?"
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Twilight Sparkle
Because I am not that thick, silly~
Like January 17, 2018
Queen Chrysalis
You are so Fat ass
Like January 17, 2018
Twilight Sparkle
My ass is a star you can't reach, you are just jelly~
Like January 17, 2018
Crimson Night
should have been ask purple butt
Like January 17, 2018
Riv Arsking
Twinkle butt
Like January 17, 2018
Twilight Sparkle
Nah, too overused. Starass is best.
Like January 17, 2018
Riv Arsking
Betterlovestory Sparkle.
Like January 17, 2018
Green Leaf
"Did you know that I think you're best pony?"
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Salem
"How do you feel about deer?"
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Twilight Sparkle
Deer need to wear marshmallow on the tip of their horns. They are sharp as hell!
Like January 15, 2018
Kitty Cat
I like deer.
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Kitty Cat
They are pretty
Like January 15, 2018
Twilight Sparkle
The deer are really awesome
Like January 15, 2018
Slurpee Hooves
Would you like a jellybaby?
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Twilight Sparkle
What? What do you mean by that? Sounds tricky
Like January 15, 2018
Slurpee Hooves
No, these are just sweets. Try one.
Like January 15, 2018
Princess Luna
"Don't do it!"
Like January 15, 2018
Iris Bépís
"Right so, out of the entire mane six, who's the thickest in your opinion?"
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Twilight Sparkle
Applejack is the fittest thick. Pinkie Pie has fatter thighs, but it's rather from pies than working out.
Like January 14, 2018
Iris Bépís
"So then what's your perfect middle ground?"
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Twilight Sparkle
To be honest, it is a matter of the mood. It's either that I want soft or rough. But I think it's rather AJ.
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Iris Bépís
"Not my choice, but fair enough."
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Maxh Vezpyre
Applejack senses tingling, :eyes: everywhere. "Ponko's cute as well."
Like January 14, 2018
Vaila
"Can we go on a date together!?" >//w//<
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Twilight Sparkle
Why of course~!
Like January 12, 2018
Vaila
Omg!~ *she squeals happily*
Like January 12, 2018
Princess Bluemoon
"Well, what do you like doing in Equestria?"
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Maxh Vezpyre
"Wanna go do magic? I'll pick you up at midnight."
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Twilight Sparkle
Midnight is too late, Celestia won't let me go. Half past nine is beddie time for me.
Like January 8, 2018
Maxh Vezpyre
"Alright, it'll be at wakey up times."
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Mirage-and-Others
Can I have snuggles? I brought books. *Amanita holds out some books hopefully*
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Mirage-and-Others
*Amanita squeals happily* Yay! *the blind mare now tries finding you*
Like January 7, 2018
Krashface
"ay, come hug granpa !"
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Mirage-and-Others
Whurt. *she hears the voice change and is now super confused*
Like January 7, 2018
Crimson Night
hmmm. sure why not
Like January 7, 2018
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