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Slurpee Hooves

Male. Lives in Right behind you,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1997
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
38 Likes
Ponies
Slurpee Hooves
Should I be worried about the fact that, around half past midnight every evening, I tend to sink into a state of apathy where nothing and nobody feels remotely significant or interesting?
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Spirit Weaver
Should probably go to bed, then
Like January 5, 2021
Slurpee Hooves
I'd like to but I also can't go to bed while irritable.
Like January 5, 2021
Spirit Weaver
Well if its regular go to bed before then. ;)
Like January 5, 2021
Copperhead -Inactive-
When I stay up late, I start to think I'm living in a horror movie.
Like January 5, 2021
Slurpee Hooves
My township approved trick-or-treating from 1 to 5, so I just spent the past several hours monitoring our table with candy on it from a safe distance, replenishing it periodically as needed, while dre... View More
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Bright Brave
Bless you Slurp.
Like October 31, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
Slurpee puts on a bucket on his head. "This is the way." He proceeds to trip over a rock and faceplant, because he cannot see.
Slurpee Hooves
Slurpee has joined Shocker. He is determined to defeat the Kamen Rider and take over Japan.
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Bright Brave
Doesn't Masked Rider have like unlimited power?
Like August 13, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
This was drawn a long time ago by an old acquaintance of mine from the iBrony days. She's gone by a couple names over the years but the two I knew her by are "Sleepyhead" and "Hikari". I post it now b... View More
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Slurpee Hooves
If you're wondering how this image in particular survived my deleting that folder, it's because this and a couple others were also saved in my prof pics folder.
Like July 18, 2020
Comp
Pretty!
Like July 18, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
Like many former PhM users, I am traumatized and hear "developers, developers, developers, developers, developers" over and over again in my head this day every year.
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Comp
:eyes:
Like April 1, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
"Put your glasses on, nothing will be wrong" says Slurpee, putting his glasses on.
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Chiller Sway
Aww yeah, glasses
Like March 10, 2020
Smoking Record
Glasses always on, baby.
Like March 10, 2020
Bright Brave
😎
Like March 10, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
Has anyone else received a friend request from a mysterious user with no posts, no profile picture, and no name save for a single period?
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Ephemeria Spring
it looks like they're racking up on the achievements too, suspicious
Like February 19, 2020
Dream Vezpyre
Oh he's my friend. They're just a little shy!
Like February 19, 2020 Edited
Dream Vezpyre
He used to be Astral Dawn if anyone is curious
Like February 19, 2020
Bright Brave
No trusto
Like February 19, 2020
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
I did a stupid. Those are my comments. I won't retract my yikes but instead I apply yikes to me as well. Damn it Jerry.
Like February 19, 2020
Mina May Marzipan
#StrangerDanger #SayNo
Like February 19, 2020
Mina May Marzipan
stg i didn't think the hashtags would actually work how long has this been a thing
Like February 19, 2020
Dream Vezpyre
They've been here since day one. They even had a page for it. Think they were removed cause people would just mass post with a tag just to boost that one tag on trending lmao. That Flapjack vs Pancakes war was too heated.
Like February 19, 2020 Edited
Lula Vieve
I was a big #SaveTheBees booster also #MitochondriaIsThePowerhouseOfTheCell those were my big 2
Like February 19, 2020 Edited
Slurpee Hooves
Slurpee is ignoring you. He's propped up a sign next to him which reads, 'Don't talk to me if your soul is weighed down by Earth's gravity'.
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Lenore came up to read the sign. She was flapping to hover
Like February 5, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
Slurpee is violently eviscerating wooden crates with a crowbar. His facial expression is completely vacant; no remorse.
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Bright Brave
Looking for ammo?
Like February 3, 2020
Slurpee Hooves
He nods. "Armor would also be nice."
Like February 3, 2020
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