Unicorn
Spirit Weaver
Female.
Lives in Equestria.
Born on July 1, 1995
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About Me
Is this about me or spirit? cuz if its me, all you need to know is that i'm worst girl.
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Slant Canon
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Spirit thinks. It hurts.
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PinkBow
Oooohh you want to think about earth pony fems so bad ooooohhh
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February 16, 2026
"Women."
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Spirit can double jump. She just doesn't.
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It's a risky play, the violent burst into skeletal form by unzipping the spinal seam and using the abandoned body as a platform.
Fact: Spirit can be convinced to do most anything if you tell her it's "one last job"
even if she's never done the job before. She just loves the cinema of it.
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You can say it’s just the way you are, make a new excuse, another stupid reason..Good luck, babe!
-Chappell Roan
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Thank you Chelsea Hooves Spirit Weaver and Swan Seraphine for letting me use your... View More
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"Still don't know why everyone else is here."
God I love this so much it's the cutest gayest shit I've ever seen
Spirit annihilates a gnome on a molecular level
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Spirit has, after much research, learned how to talk to people
She stands in front of you and presses A.
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"What is it, Citiz- Have you been to- Stop right there!- It's you! The hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!"
Nar then turns, and begins yelling "You die now!" at a wall as he somehow manages to swing through it with no damage to himself, or the wall.
“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee…”
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January 30, 2026
Spirit zests every citrus you have.
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Mirror must have been deeply impressed with the display, because she places the zester on a shelf of honor very high up. Like a trophy. Out of Spirit's reach.
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January 26, 2026
Mirror knows Spirit too well. She knows that the short unicorn is far too prideful to actually get a stepladder. Instead she will be seen jumping for it when she thinks nobody is watching. Fucked up.
Spirit gets put on a different shelf. She can come down when she's ready to play nice with the other fruits.
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January 26, 2026
"H- hey, HEY!" Cambia thwacks her hooves with a cane.
"That peel is for GARNISH. Not for zesting."
There's a dissappointed cluck of the tongue as she's busy collecting her fruits and marching back to the home bar they were stolen from.
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January 26, 2026
The cane makes purchase. It cracks her [appendages] with a shockingly loud sound, causing the girl to recoil. Alas. spirit was a fool. And it took approximately fifteen seconds before she was ducked behind the home bar again, zesting away yet again.
At first, the act seems normal enough to let be, but now she's running out of plants... Little Leaf picks up a nearby wooden crutch, and sits to prop her head on it while watching, at this point intrigued. "I trust you have a plan with the lemons...?"
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January 26, 2026
"Of course I have a plan," she says, matter of factly, "I'm gonna zest 'em."
"And then? I will have The Zest."
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January 26, 2026
For some reason, she feels a glimmer of terror, and a lot of concern afterwards. "You... what are you going to do with all the zest? I can't even imagine."
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January 26, 2026
Spirit does a standing backflip.
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Spirit tried to catch the falling girl with her scraggly witch rizz. but alas. She was too scraggly and just ended up underneath Bubblegum. Whoops.
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