Unicorn
Spirit Weaver
Female.
Lives in Equestria.
Born on July 1, 1995
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About Me
Is this about me or spirit? cuz if its me, all you need to know is that i'm worst girl.
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Slant Canon
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Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Spirit is in your home. She has already helped herself to your kitchen. Looks like she's making jambalaya.
All things considered it smells very good.
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Belle Blossom
Belle stutters a little, still rubbing her eye, she sniffs the air, "I cant even be mad," she yawns, walking to the coffee machine, "just don't forget to save me a bowl."
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March 19, 2026
Spirit Weaver
"your fault for leaving the door unlocked. Had to make sure nobody weird walked in. Anyways, there's actually kind of enough here to feed a large family. I didn't know how many people lived here."
"It'll be done in ten. If you lift the lid before then i will Actually Freak Out For Real, though. Any... View More
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March 21, 2026
Mirror Mirror
Mirror places herself in a slightly inconvenient location on the floor to quietly observe. She doesn't have any bowls that are safe to put food in, but she's too happy to see Spirit again to bring that up yet.
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March 19, 2026
Spirit Weaver
Secretly this was always the plan. Now they have to crowd together around a single pot. Maybe their shoulders will end up touching. Scandalous.
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March 21, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
Flem swats the bowl away!, She held a hatred over jambalaya ever since as a foal/kit after She fell ill from eating the food…Never again, NEVER AGAIN!!
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March 20, 2026
Spirit Weaver
What a shame, then, for Flem to be suddenly saddled with, approximately, ten pounds of jambalaya, fresh and steaming, in the largest pot she owns.
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March 21, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
Flem…HISSES !? She stared at the bowl on her back, Continously hissing at the diabolical food of her nightmares.
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March 21, 2026
Leon
The stallion came into the kitchen nonchalantly, sitting down in a chair and looking over the mare with a mixture of bemusement and confusion pasted across his face as he stared her down.
"Look, I don't know who you are, or how you got in my house, and normally I would have blown your head clean of... View More
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March 21, 2026
Spirit Weaver
"So. Bullet points. Three things. And we're gonna go over these in order. "
"Firstly, I just walked in. Door was unlocked. Good thing it was just me this time. Next time it could be someone worse. Like me, a second time."
"Secondly. I would just dodge it if you tried to harm me. Easy mode. I have ... View More
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March 21, 2026
Leon
The stallion's look of bemusement turned to abject confusion as the mare laid out her bullet points before walking out of the door, looking over to a half finished tumbler of whiskey on the table and sighing deeply, before knocking it back and walking over to the door.
"Hey. Listen, you make awful ... View More
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March 21, 2026
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I know I'm not normal. I'm an aspie guy more comfortable around women than other men tho loves watching a show about mares kicking ass, taking names and spouting stuff about friendship every other breath who also loved watching a show about super power gurls beating badguys up as a kid BUT also love... View More
"Women."
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Spirit can double jump. She just doesn't.
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It's a risky play, the violent burst into skeletal form by unzipping the spinal seam and using the abandoned body as a platform.
Fact: Spirit can be convinced to do most anything if you tell her it's "one last job"
even if she's never done the job before. She just loves the cinema of it.
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You can say it’s just the way you are, make a new excuse, another stupid reason..Good luck, babe!
-Chappell Roan
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Thank you Chelsea Hooves Spirit Weaver and Swan Seraphine for letting me use your... View More
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"Still don't know why everyone else is here."
God I love this so much it's the cutest gayest shit I've ever seen
Spirit annihilates a gnome on a molecular level
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Spirit has, after much research, learned how to talk to people
She stands in front of you and presses A.
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"What is it, Citiz- Have you been to- Stop right there!- It's you! The hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!"
Nar then turns, and begins yelling "You die now!" at a wall as he somehow manages to swing through it with no damage to himself, or the wall.
“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee…”
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January 30, 2026
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