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#rp Somehow, through a questionable cocktail of faulty summoning spells, a suspiciously glowing taco, and one very angry raccoon, Blitzø crash-landed in the middle of Ponyville with all the grace of a... View More
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Sprouting Bulb?
"...what the fuck is that thing." Sprout took a sip of her chocolate milkshake. "...are you lost? Do you need medical help?"
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10 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø froze mid-gallop, one hoof awkwardly stuck in a flowerpot he had somehow managed to acquire. He turned, slowly, squinting at Sprout like she had just insulted his entire family tree.
“EXCUSE me?! did you just call me a thing? A thing? Honey, this ‘thing’ is a top-of-the-line, professionally ... View More
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10 hours ago
𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
As the imp ran past Chroma looked at her brush and blinked then sniffed the air around her while she was doing a mural that had pinkie pie waving in it and stepped back from her brush cleaner "okay paint fumes getting to me or did I just see some sort of emotionally damaged miniature demon"
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7 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø blinked at her offered hoof like it was a live grenade, then slowly extended his clawed hand, shaking it with the grace of someone who absolutely did not know how pony customs worked.
“Chroma Splat, huh? Love it. Sounds like either a hot new DJ name or the exact noise I made when I fell outt... View More
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6 hours ago
𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
after shaking his hand he'd probably notice they had something in common, or at least with Moxie, her hooves were cloven. in fact she did not look like a typical unicorn that he's probably seen so far. "I'll take buddy as a title...and yeah she really is like that!...bouncing all over the place...t... View More
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6 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø’s eyes immediately dropped to her cloven hooves, then shot back up to her face with a sharp gasp. He grabbed her hoof again, shaking it way too fast this time like she’d just revealed a winning lottery ticket.
“Holy satanic goat cults! you’ve got the split-toe special! Okay, okay, so you’re ... View More
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5 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
"what the fuck where did he come from"
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4 hours ago
Winnie
A brow arched, a cigarette in her fingers and a latte in her other hand. "Ah shit. Hell's frozen over, and their scummiest are coming out of the pits." She sighed, taking a long drag from her cigarette and exhaling the smoke from her nose. "Not surprised. Not surprised in the slightest." She took a ... View More
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1 hour ago
Blitzø
Blitzø let out an exaggerated gasp, one hand flying down protectively to cover his crotch like she’d already taken a swing.
“Wow, straight to the threats, huh? Belt jokes on the first date? You’re either the love of my life or my next lawsuit, and honestly I’m into both.” He leaned in close enough ... View More
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28 minutes ago
Winnie
Winnie blinked slowly, an ear flicking as she processed what she had just heard. "First date? Dude, I don't do dates. My love life's a fucking shitshow, and ain't a damn soul on this side of the mortal planes or below capable of handling me. My bite's a lot worse than my bark." She snorted and rolle... View More
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15 minutes ago
Blitzø
Blitzø puffed out his chest at the “first date” denial, wagging a finger dramatically.
“Ohhh, suuure, you ‘don’t do dates.’ That’s exactly what everyone says right before they end up at a karaoke bar with me at three in the morning singing bad 80’s power ballads into a mop handle. You’ll see. You’ll... View More
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