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Deadpool

Male. Lives in  Baltimare,  Equestria. Born on July 6, 2003
Race
Earth pony ( mutant )
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
" Well I was taken by the real world kid and he put me on this mlp site ... buuuut that doesn't mean I'm not leaving. This means I can see PINKIE PIE "
Roleplay Universe
Equestria non canon
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
No achievements
11 Likes
Ponies
Dank Pony Child
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
I'd be so happy to get this cake.
Like July 6, 2020
Oliver
((Dis is so good wtf
Like July 6, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Just go ahead and eat the cake. It’ll take 17 years for Deadpool and the Food & Drug Administration to arrive.
Like July 6, 2020 Edited
Polo Fastter
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3/5
Dank Pony Child
What in tallnation?
Like July 6, 2020
Polo Fastter
his name is doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Like July 7, 2020
Dank Pony Child
What in nonsensical dictation?
Like July 8, 2020
Dank Pony Child
[patiently waits for reaction that might take 69 weeks]
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Biohazard
That for my eyes?
Like February 21, 2020
Dank Pony Child
No, this is:
Like February 22, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Are you still in the RP? Just wondern before I start randomly sketching RP scenes. Feel free to pop in any time. I don’t care if it’s been ten years or whatever, yaet.
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Dank Pony Child
For @Creator I finished your crap for the roleplay. It’s somewhere in this post. Why did you have to pick gay superwhy? It’s bad quality cause I didn’t feel the need to spend time on you. We ain’t fri... View More
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Deadpool
" if you know what's good for you stay away from my chimi cherry changas "
1 person liked this.
Dank Pony Child
“Too many letter ‘G’s. I hate the letter ‘G’. Don’t even get me started on our final battle. It was a gruesome war . . . I smuggle crackhelljellynuts.”
Like February 9, 2020
Whisper
what a beautiful duwang
Like February 9, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Duwang . . . Du Wang . . . That a china name.
Like February 9, 2020
Whisper
it almost feals like a PIC nic
Like February 9, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Easy picnic? Pfft. Not here. If you have at least one food item that’s not super expensive, ya have this. Boom.
Like February 9, 2020
Whisper
you ever get a feeling so complicated
Like February 9, 2020
Dank Pony Child
It is illegal to say the y word. Only say WE here.
Like February 9, 2020
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
i RESPONDED on your grogar page
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Dank Pony Child
So, my slavemaster was told me to ping all the people I know for a schmroleplay, or be erased. Quote: “I haven’t had a real group roleplay in a year and three days. Imma just ping all the friends my ... View More
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Creator
WWhat did I just come back to?
Like January 20, 2020
Creator
This is not a roleplay, this is an asylum for the sick.
Like January 20, 2020
Creator
[I’m ending @dankponychild ‘s career] “Alright future Whirlwind. Turns out today’s not the day to erase you. Maybe another time when these crazy chatboxes are . . . not crazy. *Whirlwind appears confused at the word “chatboxes”.* Oh, well. It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand. You’ll forget th... View More
Like January 20, 2020 Edited
Dank Pony Child
“That’s how the mafia works.”
Like January 20, 2020
Creator
“I don’t care if being a screwball is who you are! If this was real life, you wouldn’t survive in society. Ya gotta conform to society to live in it. It’s like a house that has ground rules. Break ‘em, you’re out. I don’t think anyone here wants to roleplay with you at the moment. Next time, I’m goi... View More
Like January 21, 2020
Creator
“If it sounds too aggressive, deal with it. Ya tick me off. Don’t make me compress your .png file to 1 pixel. I can do that.”
Like January 21, 2020
Dank Pony Child
You’re embarrassing yourself. How about I take over setting the scene this time. I’ve actually got a plan, unlike you. I’ve designed quite a few characters myself. How do you feel about Power Ponies? The Power Ponies are based on either DC, Marvel, or Power Rangers characters (according to my resear... View More
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3/9
Creator
Alright. But I’m pretty sure everyone left. Did you just literally like your own comment?
Like January 22, 2020 Edited
Dank Pony Child
No, I didn’t. I’m not that desperate. So, who will it be? I can only do rough sketches for now (on your tablet, of course).
Like January 22, 2020
Creator
Protegent Antivirus
Like January 22, 2020
Dank Pony Child
[strike]dont mind me just dumping my cursed images wherever[/strike]
5 people like this.
VidsThePrince
hmmmm yes very good cursed image
Like January 17, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Everyone says “cursed image”, but what curses do they carry?
Like January 17, 2020
Deadpool
" well its not as bad as what I dressed up as last time "
Like January 17, 2020 Edited
Dank Pony Child
Couldn’t be that worse. oh frinck
Like January 17, 2020 Edited
Pallas Athena
what in the name of Hades is this
Like January 17, 2020
Dank Pony Child
My little pony: the second movie (live action) leak.
Like January 17, 2020
Stormfront
Like January 17, 2020
Dank Pony Child
God joined.
Like January 17, 2020 Edited
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus floated down from an assortment of balloons and land on the ground with a bow.* Hello, I hope you enjoy your time here.
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Sling Tyler
Okay? Like what do you need?
Like January 14, 2020
Deadpool
" well seeing pinkie pie is my number one . Cimmicangas in mlp is the biggest question and I'll make it up as I go "
Like January 14, 2020
Sling Tyler
Okay, well have fun. Sorry I wasn't much help.
Like January 14, 2020 Edited
Deadpool
" no prob have a nice day "
Like January 14, 2020
Sling Tyler
You too.
Like January 14, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Like January 16, 2020
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3/6
Deadpool
" oh yea in death battle pinkie told me something of a cherry changa "
Like January 16, 2020
Main Characters
??? [Unnamed]! There you are! I have been searching for you everywhere! Imma get you for chewing on my slippers again! Woah. What. The. Hayell. Is. That? Is that a book Why does it look.. shiny?
Like January 16, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Who put you on the planet? *spongebob sneer* It’s called live action, dummy. Go back to your rathole, or wherever you live. hM. Speaking of live action . . . ACORdiNg To WONkApEdIa: your human counter h a t e s any kind of changa. He just likes saying it, kind of like I like to pour sand down Whirlw... View More
Like January 16, 2020 Edited
Deadpool
" how did I end up here "
1 person liked this.
Smoking Record
"Well, I'm a discord child, soooooooo..."
Like January 14, 2020
Deadpool
" oh discord you say "
Like January 14, 2020
Smoking Record
"Well, draconequus child to be more precise"
Like January 14, 2020
Deadpool
" oh same thing ... so were is discord by any chance "
Like January 14, 2020
Smoking Record
"With fluttershy.They're a bit ... busy. *wink*"
Like January 14, 2020
Deadpool
" oh right the fan theory that fluttershy is in love with discord but Hasbro has been hinting on it "
Like January 14, 2020
Dank Pony Child
“No one controls anyone. We are all controlled by our creators. If fact, we do not care. We no not have any feeling about being enslaved by hairless apes. Why? Because we are not real. It does not matter if I’m slain to bits by my master for the sake of the plot because we are not legal living being... View More
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3/6
Deadpool
" finally some one how gets it . Hi there "
Like January 14, 2020
Dank Pony Child
“Hello. Just got back from deleting unfunny memes. The school’s walls are made of styrofoam, that means life is really just a movie set, I might change my name to x5crap, my creator might have gotten metal poisoning from deepthroating her hoodie string, the usual.”
Like January 14, 2020
Deadpool
" man tell me about it my guy went to a biology field trip "
Like January 15, 2020
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