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Deadpool

Male. Lives in  Baltimare,  Equestria. Born on July 6, 2003
Race
Earth pony ( mutant )
Roleplay Universe
Equestria non canon
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Ponies
Dank Pony Child
Chow Chow
I'd be so happy to get this cake.
Pebbles
((Dis is so good wtf
Dank Pony Child
Just go ahead and eat the cake. It’ll take 17 years for Deadpool and the Food & Drug Administration to arrive.
polo fastter
Dank Pony Child
What in tallnation?
polo fastter
his name is doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Dank Pony Child
What in nonsensical dictation?
polo fastter
it a real meme
Dank Pony Child
What in Dimmsdale representation?
Dank Pony Child
[patiently waits for reaction that might take 69 weeks]
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Biohazard
That for my eyes?
Dank Pony Child
No, this is:
Dank Pony Child
Are you still in the RP? Just wondern before I start randomly sketching RP scenes. Feel free to pop in any time. I don’t care if it’s been ten years or whatever, yaet.
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Dank Pony Child
For @Creator I finished your crap for the roleplay. It’s somewhere in this post. Why did you have to pick gay superwhy? It’s bad quality cause I didn’t feel the need to spend time on you. We ain’t fri...View More
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Deadpool
" if you know what's good for you stay away from my chimi cherry changas "
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Chow Chow
He'll never die.
Bubblegum
"Or are they cherry chimi changas?"
Deadpool
" yes and there all mine "
Dank Pony Child
“Too many letter ‘G’s. I hate the letter ‘G’. Don’t even get me started on our final battle. It was a gruesome war . . . I smuggle crackhelljellynuts.”
Whisper
what a beautiful duwang
Dank Pony Child
Duwang . . . Du Wang . . . That a china name.
Whisper
it almost feals like a PIC nic
Dank Pony Child
Easy picnic? Pfft. Not here. If you have at least one food item that’s not super expensive, ya have this. Boom.
Whisper
you ever get a feeling so complicated
Dank Pony Child
It is illegal to say the y word. Only say WE here.
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
i RESPONDED on your grogar page
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Dank Pony Child
So, my slavemaster was told me to ping all the people I know for a schmroleplay, or be erased. Quote: “I haven’t had a real group roleplay in a year and three days. Imma just ping all the friends my ...View More
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Dank Pony Child
“You do make sense, you’re just not . . . normal. What are you actually youmustbeaHALLUCINMANATION.”
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Blinking at the pony. Nitroxus would lower his thoughts.* I am convince that I may lost my marbles.
Dank Pony Child
“I ate mine a long time ago.”
Pallas Athena
Athena already giving up on this nut job
Dank Pony Child
“Oh, yeah. I ate those nuts too. Speaking of nuts, did you know that the largest nut in the world, the coco de mer, is shaped like a butt? Coco de mer . . . what a weird word. Don’t like it! Sounds like something out of yo great grandma’s antique spelling book.”
Nitroxus Soulspins
Please, just stop.
Creator
WWhat did I just come back to?
Creator
This is not a roleplay, this is an asylum for the sick.
Creator
[I’m ending @dankponychild ‘s career] “Alright future Whirlwind. Turns out today’s not the day to erase you. Maybe another time when these crazy chatboxes are . . . not crazy. *Whirlwind appears confused at the word “chatboxes”.* Oh, well. It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand. You’ll forget th...View More
Dank Pony Child
“That’s how the mafia works.”
Creator
“I don’t care if being a screwball is who you are! If this was real life, you wouldn’t survive in society. Ya gotta conform to society to live in it. It’s like a house that has ground rules. Break ‘em, you’re out. I don’t think anyone here wants to roleplay with you at the moment. Next time, I’m goi...View More
Creator
“If it sounds too aggressive, deal with it. Ya tick me off. Don’t make me compress your .png file to 1 pixel. I can do that.”
Dank Pony Child
You’re embarrassing yourself. How about I take over setting the scene this time. I’ve actually got a plan, unlike you. I’ve designed quite a few characters myself. How do you feel about Power Ponies? The Power Ponies are based on either DC, Marvel, or Power Rangers characters (according to my resear...View More
Creator
Alright. But I’m pretty sure everyone left. Did you just literally like your own comment?
Dank Pony Child
No, I didn’t. I’m not that desperate. So, who will it be? I can only do rough sketches for now (on your tablet, of course).
Creator
Protegent Antivirus
Dank Pony Child
Are you retarded? What comic book is that from?
Creator
Free [anti-]malware
Dank Pony Child
[strike]dont mind me just dumping my cursed images wherever[/strike]
Chiller Sway
Yeah I haven't learned strikethrough text yet.
Dank Pony Child
I saw italics work on here, so I figured strike might too. Oh, well.
Demonic H Hooves
this was first posted in 2015
Dank Pony Child
But it lives on forever.
Chow Chow
Not to bad. At least they tryin
Dank Pony Child
Try, try, try and you can’t fail. She did succeed at something. Was it failure?
VidsThePrince
hmmmm yes very good cursed image
Dank Pony Child
Everyone says “cursed image”, but what curses do they carry?
Deadpool
" well its not as bad as what I dressed up as last time "
Dank Pony Child
Couldn’t be that worse. oh frinck
Pallas Athena
what in the name of Hades is this
Dank Pony Child
My little pony: the second movie (live action) leak.
Pony with no Name
Dank Pony Child
God joined.
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