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Flash Wilson

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on April 15, 1995
Race
Unicorn
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
Rookie journalist/reporter on the search of his first big story to sell!
Roleplay Universe
Canon or AU!
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
No achievements

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Flash Wilson
Flash kindly invites you to be a guest on his podcast, then passively roasts you the entire time.
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Mandy Fullbright
Flash will wake up the day after the podcast airs to find an angry mob of Mandy's fans ready to burn him at the stake for his blasphemy. She does not endorse their actions. They just wouldn't listen to her pleas to stop.
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Flash Wilson
Flash retreats to his panic tunnel, that leads to his panic building, which contains his panic room! Sitting on the panic couch, Flash opens a panic beer and waits panickingly.
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Icy Creation
Icy wasn't sure why she came. Maybe just to talk to someone? Maybe to get out of her house for a day for once? Either way, the reclusive inventor did come out. But once she was there, she really regretted it. "Why, uh... H-how did you... Why am I here?"
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Flash Wilson
"Icy," Flash leans in on the table, chuckling. "You're here on my podcast, to talk and tell stories! Like the story of you running into a candy store door for about.. one hour straight, yup, that's right folks; and I got to watch the entire thing. Tell me Icy.. why didn't you think to just pull the ... View More
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Icy Creation
Icy blushed cyan and looked down, embarrased. "I-uh... Is that how normal doors work?"
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Flash Wilson
"Usually you pull when it says pull, and vice versa." Flash says nodding his head.
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Silver Shield
Silver happily rolls with every roast, since he has no real reason to be offended by any of them, and instead fed Flash a constant stream of easily roast-able content about himself.
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Flash Wilson
"Silver, let's be real here for a moment." Flash says, going quiet and just staring at Silver.. not saying anything else.
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Silver Shield
Silver blinks. "Real about the size of my horn?"
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Flash Wilson
Flash nods his head slowly. "It's small. Too small. Does it even work?"
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PB
It's a pleasure to be here despite it being my first time doing something like this.
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Flash Wilson
"No problem peanut butter, oh, that is your name right? PB, short for peanut butter?"
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PB
Somewhat...granted it's just an ailas of sorts. My real name is Manami Loveheart. I'm a royal painter and interdimensional cop of sorts.
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