Unicorn
Flash Wilson
Male.
Lives in Equestria.
Born on April 15, 1995
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Maybe
About Me
Rookie journalist/reporter on the search of his first big story to sell!
Roleplay Universe
Canon or AU!
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Flash Wilson Cynbel Ferode hi i like you pls invite me to your shower
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Flash Wilson
This is cursed beyond any words I know to describe it. I love it ❤️
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March 25, 2026
PinkBow
Little baby Renesseme!
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23 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
Why you gotta do this to the guy who's been gone for 3 years?
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March 25, 2026
PinkBow
Why do you think he’s been gone for 3 years :3
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23 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
So YOU'RE the reason Nar lost his job doing deliveries for Cynbel.
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22 hours ago
Poison Rose
WTF?
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23 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Whaaaat the... Nope *Transfers into Ember Prime and prepares to torch this cursed piece of "art"*
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23 hours ago
Looking for some inspiration for his next story, Flash has taken to the streets to question the locals! "What would you say is your biggest issue in Equestria these days?" #rp
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Lack of community, and care for fellow ponies!
Also, we need more enchiladas.
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March 21, 2026
Wait, what about the first things...Oh as for the lack of enchiladas. Well everytime somepony claims to make the best. I sample them and cry...as its not the best. And this isn't for personal preferences due to taste buds. I scientifically proved how some of the plates were not even in the top 100 e... View More
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March 21, 2026
"How does one scientifically prove such a thing?" Flash asked skeptically, a small frown on his face. "That's just not possible... each pony's tastes are keyed to them. What one might find delicious, another finds lacking. Sweet, savory, salty, smokey, spicy- woah, so a lot of taste words start with... View More
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March 21, 2026
Simple, the law of averages. I host a yearly event of Enchiladas making. Using that survey every year, as well sampling every table of all varying types of enchiladas. I have on average about 850 other ponies to take their tastes into mind. And every year I never get any enchiladas above a 7.2 on th... View More
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March 22, 2026
The Arabian big honse would rub his chin in thoughts about that question. What is the issue... in Equestria. "... It do be needing more fun, gets dull a lot around here"
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March 21, 2026
"There's a spa that I know of, but there's only one and it's mostly full so I barely get to have a turn. In my aging body I could use a thermal pool to soothe the muscles!" He chuckled and nodded afterwards. "Oh yes, some more competitive healthy fights, tugs of war, endurance racing, seen like... s... View More
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March 21, 2026
"Soooo like sports?" Flash asked with a tilt of his head. "More sports to keep people entertained and competing? Hmm.. that's not a bad idea. Like, what do the Wonderbolts do other than just do circles in the air! What if they participated in some sort of aerial ball game, or a fight? Would that int... View More
"Ohh that's exactly what I meant, anything really. Most of this continent possess stores and houses, that's pretty much it. I'll even enter in a gladiator arena and wrestle these space-bears happening around, they're honorable opponents, surely many would enjoy to see that."
And... well anything r... View More
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March 21, 2026
Norman raised a brow and cleared his throat, "Mr. Wilson. Been here long enough to know your deal.
Tell me, how long have you been seen by a clinician or doctor, Mr. Wilson?"
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March 21, 2026
Norman smiled and chuckled before saying, "You just answered my question for me. You asked: What is the biggest issue?" Norman would step close as his legs would twist and break to form into longer legs. He was now staring down at Wilson with a judgemental gaze.
"Medical. Ignorance. Give it five y... View More
Flash's eyebrows were rising higher and higher with each word from Norm, his pen scrawling furiously away at his notepad. To be extra safe, he readied an apple in the air beside him, ready to be consumed if things got out of hoof! "So.. you want to check my manhood?" Flash asked, pausing to clarify ... View More
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March 21, 2026
"I'm surprised at this point there are people that DON'T know me." Norman said and shook his head, "I'm Dr. Norman Reiner. Former pediatrician and homicide detective. Currently, I am teaching at Canterlot Castle about magic." Norman knew this conversations was about to come up but he isn't hiding an... View More
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March 22, 2026
Flash holds up today's newspaper with a proud smile, "I wrote this article about you!" He says. The title, 'Stinky Stupid Head Smells BAD!', there's even a picture! #rp
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"That's not me! That can't be me." Meino looked closer at the picture. "Mmm, yep. This looks AI generated...THE NERVE!"
"The only statements my lawyer is going to make are on how much YOU are going to pay ME for defamation! We'll see who is the 'smelly bad' then!" Meino laughed and whipped out his phone. "Oh buddy, I bet you think I won't call him up. I bet you think you have won, but there is no winning here." Meino... View More
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March 19, 2026
Flash paused, then suddenly leaned in and sniffed Meino closely. Scrunching his face after a mere second, Flash waved a hoof in front of his nose! "Phew! No statements needed! I think I got it all right here-" He clicks his pen and wiggles his eyebrows, "In the fine print!"
"Ah, okay. Go ahead and say whatever. I shower and your word is only YOUR word." Meino tapped on his phone and searched up a few things. "Let's see here...yep, this guy is a fraud. Says so on one of your competitors' websites." Meino chuckled as he scrolled through a bunch of random websites. "Oh bu... View More
Oddeus looked at flash and smiled, "Awe... Kiddo's first article! Keep at it young man. You must want an autograph!" Oddeus signed his name as 'Dr. Odd' on the page he was holding up.
"I'm glad to support upstarts like yourself." Odd put his pen in his coat pocket and gave a thumbs up before walk... View More
"Wha-," Flash stared, dumbstruck, then waved his paper up at the retreating Dr. "I'm a chief writer! I've written dozens of articles! HUNDREDS! I CALLED YOU STINKY!"
Unbelievable, Flash had gotten beat by his own game! This was unbearable... time to write more stinky articles about the Dr.! "He.. ... View More
Odd would hear all this and shake his head, "Mana addicts. Like get a job or something." He mumbled to himself.
And thus began their superhero nemeses! Dr. Oddeus and the Flash! At least that's what he drew in a very mean comic strip the next sunday!
Well Blue Blood is worse than this...honestly if you trying to attack me in the most ethical manner this ain't it as it actually kinda falls short. Not to mention being stuck painting Blue Blood for every one of his commissions is enough to drive one insane. Also I literally just smell like peanuts.... View More
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March 19, 2026
*she would immediately burn the paper to a crisp.* The only one who's stinky here is you for making up that awful lie!
*Nitroxus would beam down from a green laser from the sky. He smiled and bowed. He would then pass a very large gift to them.* Happy Birthday to you friend!
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*Nitroxus spun like a top toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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It had been two days since Flash had accidentally glued himself to the park bench. He'd finished his cup of coffee within the first hour of being trapped and had a horrible case of coffee breath plagu... View More
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Flash tries to protest his innocence, but he, and the bench, are cuffed and hauled off to jail!
Flash has been following you around all day, trying to be discreet as he takes pictures and speaks softly into a small cassette recorder.
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Gray was sitting at a restaurant eating garlic bread sticks. That was all he wanted to do, to have a tranquil evening by himself. But he couldn't even have that. He chews angrily on a piece of bread as Flash documents his mediocrely average daily life.
"Gray Rivers. Actor, preformer, garlic bread lover? But not just any garlic bread, but bread sticks. How deep does his love of garlic go? What other secrets is he hiding? My investigation has only begun, but so far the findings have been promising." Flash mutters into his recorder from the safety of... View More
Gray turns around with his mouth full. He’s unable to speak, temporarily, but that doesn’t stop him from nudging at the bush with a leg. “You’re too loud, genius.†He mumbles, muffled by the pieces of bread he had yet to swallow.
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July 31, 2021
Flash snaps a good picture of Gray with his mouth full of food, then freezes once he realizes he's been had! "Note, Gray seems to process very good hearing, yet never seems to hear his phone ringing when I call him. Most odd!" Flash says into his recorder.
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July 31, 2021
Star was chasing his own tail.
Was it because it's something he does on the regular, or rather because he knows he's being watched? That's the real mystery.
"Stardust has been chasing his own tail for sometime. This raises many concerning questions, and I need answers. Only time can tell. How long can he keep this up, I wonder?" Flash speaks into his mic as his head spinning as he watches.
Sir Heliolite had been lazily walking around town, not in any particular rush to be anywhere, or without an end destinaton as it seemed anyway, but the sleek unicorns horn had been aglow since Flash began following, a coincidence? Maybe but one would have to break cover to find out.
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