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Calamity

Female. Lives in  Limbo,  Beyond Equestria. Born on October 30, 1900
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Calamity
Calamity kicks down the door, busting into the scene, waving a flag that is all lime green and has absolutely no significance, while screaming. "OH YEAH!"
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Bright Brave
You're no koolaid man.
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3/6
Bright Brave
Ppbbbbbttttt!!!
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Calamity
Takes out the duct tape
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Bright Brave
"Kanky,"
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Liath Mac Medb
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Cynbel Ferode
Cynbel begins to weep. He just wanted to eat his lunch in peace.
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3/9
Calamity
She pats his head gently, cooing softly. "Well good dearie, you should feel pretty." The demon doe smiles and winks playfully.
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Cynbel Ferode
Cynbel lowers his head and crosses his hooves, simply letting this happen and mumbling something about how dumb it was to cry over grilled cheese.
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Calamity
Calamity smiles, petting his soft mane. The doe stops after a while, patting his head gently one last time. "Well, my work here is done." With that she disappears, leaving only a small pile of glitter behind her.
Like June 22, 2019
Discord, the prettiest boy
Discord admired the mare as his eyes widened with a dumb smiled "Nice display of chaos my dear, im delighted~" Discord clapped with his eyes closed, feeding from her nonsense~
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Calamity
"Chaos, calamity, discord. It's all fun as can be." She grins from ear to ear, bouncing from hoof to hoof.
Like June 21, 2019