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Ice Wisp

Male. Lives in  Baltimare,  Equestria. Born on July 21, 1995
Race
Frost Kirin
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Hello, my name is Ice Wisp and I will fuck your day up.
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
20 Likes
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Icies
6 Members
Ponies
Garfield Fan Club
11 Members
Ice Wisp
I will replace all your genuine affection and friendships with something shallow and transactional. Never again will you know the feeling of a deep and profound connection between two souls, only a ti... View More
3 people like this.
Captain Sky N Nova
Bold of you to assume I still have friends.
Like October 17, 2024
Ice Wisp
I'm your friends. :]
Like October 17, 2024
Captain Sky N Nova
I mean you just said you're an immitation of a friend so I don't know....
Like October 17, 2024
Ice Wisp
So true bestie :]
Like October 17, 2024
Dr. Odd
Reiner would explode into gibs like in tf2.
Like October 17, 2024
Ice Wisp
gib me that
Like October 17, 2024
Petricor
"Too late pal"
Like October 17, 2024
Ice Wisp
I'm coming to steal your joy laughter and love
1 person liked this.
Sprouting Bulb
well at least i still have my whimsy
Like October 18, 2024
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
Since when were you part changeling?
Like October 18, 2024
Ice Wisp
Wispy deserves to drink the boiling oil.
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Ramirez
Wispy discovers hidden oil reservoir, starts a company and profits from oil, buy his way into the Equestrian government and becomes the first Kirin president.
Like October 16, 2024
Ice Wisp
Coworkers and managers big mad that this is my last week before I start my new job. Lol lmao even
1 person liked this.
Sapphire Dream
Weird to get angry over xD
Like October 14, 2024
Obsilion and others
Happens more often than you think with certain places.
Like October 14, 2024
Ice Wisp
"Muscular matron where art thou in my hour of greatest need?" #rp
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Vanil
The best the universe can deliver Wisp in his time of need is one (1) fit, unremarkable, platonic, middle-aged mare. "Doth wishes proveth to be absolutely impossible, for thou too needeth start lifting...eth" the redhead bellowed.
Like October 7, 2024
Ice Wisp
Guess who just got a job working on the cursed McDonald's ice cream machines?
3 people like this.
Dr. Odd
Someones gotta do gods work out there cos you know they ain't.
Like October 5, 2024
Ice Wisp
Also the slushie machines at gas stations. And other kitchen equipment as well.
Like October 5, 2024
Adriel
The pointless mixer or the icecream machine itself?
Like October 5, 2024
Ice Wisp
The ice cream machine itself.
Like October 5, 2024
Adriel
oof
Like October 5, 2024
Captain Sky N Nova
McDonalds or Taylor?
Like October 5, 2024
Ice Wisp
3rd party authorized Taylor dealer basically.
Like October 5, 2024
Ice Wisp
Turkey may not be my favorite meat but 5 oz of turkey breast has 41g of protein.
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Ramirez
Yummy protein
Like October 2, 2024 Edited
Ice Wisp
Breaking News: Rarity makes all her clothes out of asbestos
2 people like this.
ceprilia
okay? and? okay? problem? #ILOVEASBESTOS #IHAVEASBESTOSIS
Like September 13, 2024
Ice Wisp
This is a certified monke moment
Like September 13, 2024
ceprilia
only the best from ceprilia
Like September 13, 2024
Bright Brave
The dam monkey stole my bit.
Like September 13, 2024
ceprilia
Like September 13, 2024
Bright Brave
Keep your hands off me.
Like September 13, 2024
ceprilia
check this shit out
Like September 13, 2024
Vanil
Non-cancer inducing asbestos, as I am told
Like September 13, 2024
Ice Wisp
"I desire a Wichita style porker..." #rp
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Bright Brave
"K."
Like September 10, 2024
Amy Callihan
"I want an entire pig inbetween two slices of bread"
Like September 10, 2024
Ice Wisp
Ice Wisp eats your teeth and replaces them with Teeth 2.0 #rp
1 person liked this.
Bright Brave
Do you eat them after you remove them?
Like September 4, 2024
Ice Wisp
hehe
Like September 4, 2024
Captain Sky N Nova
ice i was waiting to get the inevitable 2.5 but ok
Like September 4, 2024
Ice Wisp
You don't want 2.5, trust me. They're buggy and prone to leaking. I'd stick with the 2.0 I gave you until they release 3.0 which isn't going to be for at least another 5 years.
Like September 4, 2024
Captain Sky N Nova
.....ya know what fair enough
Like September 4, 2024
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