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Two weeks in, and life kicked me in the finances. No Lunar New Year raffle this time.
One step back in the Uma-tization of CA :fluttersad:
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PinkBow
Uma-tization you say :eyes:
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17 hours ago
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PinkBow
I’m listening …. :ear:
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16 hours ago

Vanil
Make the ponies go through a graphic transformation to turn into humans but stop right before losing horse ears and tail.
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13 hours ago

Vanil
It is an immensely painful process. But consider this
Long phone
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13 hours ago

Bright Brave
Take heart homie, it'll get better.
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16 hours ago

Iridescent_Edge
Could you please specify what you mean by "Uma?"
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14 hours ago

Vanil
Uma is a race of what is essentially horse girls, from the franchise Uma Musume.

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13 hours ago

Shifter Burnside
instead you will be getting custom builds by me :)
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3 hours ago

Vanil
What build to cheese Radahn and Gael?
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3 hours ago

Shifter Burnside
car build
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1 hour ago
Alas, Vanil's metamorphosis has been halted because most artists use Paypal and it is conveniently pooping out for the specific few I want to commission. Must be the [insert global elite famiglia].
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Year of horse. Horsegirl, perhaps. Uma, even.
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12 years ago, it was 2014. The peak of MLP hype. A resurgence of horse girls could be upon us.
It...wasn't that bad, except there is still New Year's to contend with. Her father will not hold back with the dinner spread, and she might not hold back from gluttony (she wants it). She is however, ... View More
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"We could work out together. I do Olympic Lifting and cardio daily, you'd burn that stuff right off." Odd said confidently.
"Oh, that was my brother immitating me when I was a child. Since well... That was the last time he had seen me, a broken egg under a boot of steel. I only arisen from my coma months ago.
Guess... He knocked the cute out of me. Now I'm just a handsome boy instead with cool scar." Odd would point to... View More
Oddeus would give a sad look and shake his head, "Trauma hits some people differently. Being alone is a disease.
As for strangers... we don't have to be." Odd would wag his small curled tail and smiled big. "I'm Dr. Oddeus Reiner. DR of Unusual things."
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January 1, 2026
I mean if you're wearing spring wear in winter time? I'd build up fat to for warmth. Unless it IS spring were you are, than what's stopping you from running and/or walking daily? Great for mental health it is. -Shows off her new running shoes.
“Since I haven’t been shown the door yet.. Ahem.. GET. FATTER. NOW.”
“Don’t shed it. Shape it. Make your fat your friend and get swol.”
Call it a hunch. An ironic foresight, even. The nogs she's guzzled, gingerbread houses she demolished, and the stuffing! Oh, the leftover stuffings. No mercy shown to anything placed before her on the... View More
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Don't worry, still plenty of time until the next beach episode!
That's just it. The finger twiddling "oh I shouldn't, but...maybe a little" phase has yet to end. New Year is just about here, which means more food she 'reluctantly' accepts! Using girl math; this circumstance as a variable, and then correlate it with the upcoming summer which is five months away..... View More
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December 31, 2025
Being such a good friend, Zerathur goes ahead and does it for her. He grabs the cloth, yanks it off the mirror and teleports away with it in a twist of lightless blue flames.
Not only did she whiff a punch in reflex to having her privacy intruded, she wouldn't be given the luxury of mulling over it before the shock set in.
Meeting her own eyes and looking down at herself, her true self, there was no catharsis. No profound self-reflection nor relief from this visual aff... View More
"Wow... That food is pretty nice, Damn... She's demolishing that shit. Oh, Eggnog is pretty good. Definitely the time for it." Sheila said, peering from a tree nearby.
"That lady is gaining pounds after this one, for sure." Sheila said, adjusting her binoculars.
Artists of this site, look away. This doesn't include ye.
I'm gonna vaguepost. Shitpost, even, since this doesn't add anything of substance to the site.
I've been browsing DA, as one of perfectly s... View More
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I'm gonna step on your tail if you keep those corny dad jokes up.
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December 24, 2025
DA is probably the WORST place to look for artists these days. All the good ones have either fled to greener pastures, or they're so buried under the slop of AI trash that finding them is damn near impossible. I give kudos to those who still try to maintain a stance on there, but I guarantee evert b... View More
Aye. Like I said, kudos to the brave souls who still hold onto it. I just couldn't anymore. ♥
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December 24, 2025
I am also sort of browsing there, although the tedium ks getting to me. Each service from headshot or chibi to sketch or shaded could have their own separate pages. I guess I'm spoiled by the convenience of seeing prices of all services on a single page. Budget constraints and all, you know?
Hey, Vanil-thony La Roux-tano here.
At first I thought this was another case of "new album but sounds more like remakes of old projects". Flux Pavillion's Tesla and, a much more obscure example, Ept... View More
Monch. Cronch, even. Vanil prefers to shy away from needless calories, but she does burn through a lot of it now that winter is here. Sleeve of cookies, demolished. Calories, increased. Summer bod, sl... View More
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Ghost.. Just Casually had a pretty well Rounded Diet of Greens, Herbs, Even SOMEHOW Managed to have The Rich type of Lettuce, The one that sets ponies back by 500 Bits.
Weeelll That had changed as Ghost was Currently Devouring every Type of Orange Dreamsicle flavored item, Ranging but not limited ... View More
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