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Watercrest

Male. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on September 20, 1998
Race
Gryphon
Roleplay Universe
Canon Equestr
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Watercrest
Aloha everyone. Goose made it safely to Hawaii... The day before the hurricane. This fowl (hahaha birds) weather shall not get the best of him. Currently just waiting it out with the family.
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Bright Brave
Like the local government will let you leave your hotel. Ha!
Watercrest
Jokes on you I went directly to my family's house. I'm here for over a month so after 14 days I can be freeeeeeeee
Bright Brave
Free men need not ask permission. Perish in paradise.
Spec Steele
BEGONE CANADIAN FURRY
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Watercrest
THEN SUFFER MY UNBRIDLED ANGER h-honk...
Watercrest
"Well, it's nearly 5 o'clock. I'm sure you all know what that means." A shit-eating grin formed on Goose's face as he took out a trumpet.
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Bright Brave
Goose cant smile.
Watercrest
Whenever you find the time, I have something for ya'. TMNT Leonardo but with Bayonetta's legs and hair: Leonardetta PS Carmine Gumshoe and I will like love you forever if you do this.
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Chiller Sway
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm Welllllllll. If you can get a second user to say they want to see this then I suppose I will make this. It will be rather cursed
Watercrest
Well folks, it's been fun. I'll see you all tomorrow. Or when my head stops hurting. Whatever comes first really. Good Goosey Night!
Watercrest
Reasons why I nearly failed Language Arts in my senior year of high school: -Writing wasn't my strong suit -The prompts were boring -Submitting a 20 page essay on anime tiddys for my final assignment ...View More
Pinke Pie
1. It is fine for me 2. I agree 3. WTF???
Watercrest
Long story short: I did some real dumb things senior year.
Vy Thresh
lmao, that's great.
Watercrest
Sure I got a zero on the assignment but by god the look on my teacher's face was completely worth it.
Pinke Pie
Why did you send an essay on anime boobies? That's NSFW and NSFS (Not Safe For School)!
Watercrest
Like I said: I did some real dumb shit senior year. And because I really hate language arts.
Pinke Pie
I threw eggs on the kitchen floor when I was like 3 or 4. That's not as bad as you sending your teacher a essay on animated cleavage.... BUT STILL!!!!
Watercrest
I mean, in my defense it had perfect grammar and followed MLA format.
Pinke Pie
OK but... why anime boobies??? Do it on you favorite video game or TV show. Not the female private part in an anime!!!
Pinke Pie
Peace was never an option!!!
Pride
Send Pride that 20 page essay, darling ♡
Watercrest
Assuming I can track down the flash drive I saved it to, it's all yours lol.
Pride
At least tell Pride everything you learned ♡
Pinke Pie
WTF???
Watercrest
That was like, a little over five years ago when I graduated. I can hardly remember what I put lol.
Pride
Damn it. Not even 1 thing you learned?
Meino Mysticforger
Damn, I should have done that! Would have been epic for my AP Language class.
Watercrest
My buddy secretly put the entire Bee movie script in one of his essays using white font and double line spacing. That was about halfway through senior year. I uh, I kinda wanted to one-up him :P
Meino Mysticforger
Epic, man! I had a friend who would write curse words and slurs, covertly, into my essays whenever I was away from the computer and I would do it back to him. We both noticed and fixed our papers before sending them in, but the teacher somehow missed one or two on one paper I wrote...shit was wild, ...View More
Vy Thresh
My friend Rothy used a ponify extension since it was funny. While directly copying wikipedia into their powerpoint report they forgot about it... and the teacher didn't even notice (was too busy playing Angry Birds during class).
Ghostbit
Angry Bird's....The one luckiest thing to happen in your class
Ghostbit
The Only thing i remember doing at one of my school's was when i was 6 I Stumbled apon a Adult game of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight princess And Didn't Get caught at all....owo
Flam
Did you do this?
Watercrest
Nah. Would've lasted way more than nine hours lmao.
Watercrest
Today Goose was running about stealing copper mugs and tossing them into the lake. Why does he do this? Not even Goose himself has an answer to that.
Pinke Pie
Not my favorite mug!
Watercrest
"Oh, sorry. Didn't know you were still using that." He glides across the water and retrieves the mug, handing it back to Little Luck. There appeared to be a small fish swimming around inside the mug.
Pinke Pie
Aww, i'm gonna keep em and call him Little Tom.
Pinke Pie
The Fish: I want to die.
Bright Brave
Hãnk
Watercrest
"Honk?" Watercrest extended his neck up comically long before it snapped back to proper length.
Forgotten Monarch
Watercrest
"Fools. That's what Big Ornithology wants you to think. In actuality Geese have no weaknesses. We are the perfect lifeform! Uh... Shit. I mean." "HONK."
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