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Lambia

Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Lambia
The Horse Economy is in shambles.
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5 people like this.
Maxh Vezpyre
Maxh has all of his gold safe stored in his home vault, Kombucha has still her share of our plundering days there. Someday she'll go there to collect her part of the share.
Like May 21, 2025
Lambia
Lambia does not want your gold. Lambia wants your Horses. They have been taxed, this cannot be stopped.
Like May 21, 2025
Maxh Vezpyre
Oh no! not the horses!
Like May 21, 2025
Lambia
20% of 'em.
Like May 21, 2025
Doom Bringer
I just lost everything I own on the horse stock market.
Like May 21, 2025 Edited
Lambia
Time to throw yourself onto Horse Wall Street
Like May 21, 2025
Doom Bringer
This horse sucks.
Like May 21, 2025
Lambia
Most do. Most do...
Like May 21, 2025
Peachy Pie
The Bakery Economy is doing great!
Like May 21, 2025
Lambia
But who are you selling to? That's right. Horses.
Like May 22, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I know a way to solve the problem! *Takes out tool gun and rapidly spawns horses* MORE HORSES! Ahh, now that's- that's- that's- that's- *Gmod.exe has stopped responding.*
Like May 22, 2025
Lambia
You are instantly killed by a Lambia Nextbot.
Like May 22, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Turns into an ash baby*
Like May 22, 2025