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i lost count of the amount of ovens my new home is made of
everything is just endless hallways of ovens that my vision cant perceive past
everything smells like burned sugar and sweat and heat... View More
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Tality
*Squints* "Looks like you need superfluid cooling pipes feeding into a vacuum-field heat deleter. I could get one installed before this place melts down for a Blackened Heart or seventeen meters of ultraconducting fiber from the jellyfins of the Deep Blue.
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May 20, 2025
GET YOUR RAW SUGAR! BOWLS OF RAW SUGAR! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE SELLING RAW OR CARAMELIZED SUGAR FOR TEN BITS! ONE WHOLE POUND OF RAW OR CARAMELIZED SUGAR TO HAVE WITH A STRAW (STRAW ONLY SPOONS ARE NOT A... View More
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I'm gonna form a boyclopp against your services, selling raw sugar as a food item!
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May 20, 2025
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EAT IT, SLUMMY SCUMSCOUT! MAMA'S MAKING BANK!
HERE YOU GO! ALL YOURS!... View More
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Aren't all these baked goods a little unhealthy? I have a thirteen step plan on ways that we can help improve the health benefits of your menu, up to and including offering health items such as salads... View More
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I'm in great shape, thank you very much! Because I eat fruit, and I exercise, and I drink plenty of water!
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May 20, 2025
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON THE CAN ALL THE TIME FROM ALL THAT FRUIT! THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU AN ATHLETE: IT'S CAUSE YOU HAVE THE RUNS!
OH PONY SAVIOR IN THE SKY IM MELTING
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May 20, 2025
Hi everyone! It's me, now ancient relic Peachy Pie! I've been so busy with everything- you're probably wondering why my BRAND NEW BAKERY didn't take off! Well, you see, I was baking something in my ov... View More
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*she'd simply smile before casually giving you enough bits to get you out of bankruptcy and restart your business.*. I hope this helps dear.
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May 20, 2025
YES! THANK YOU! OH MY GOSH! FINALLY! NOW WITH THIS MONEY I CAN BUY MORE OVENS!
You see, I can't buy my old place back, and I'm illegally squatting in my new place (don't tell anyone) so the plan now is to buy so many ovens that I assemble it into my new home! Incredible, huh?
I saw the link that old mare posted about and I decided to make it into a chart about who I'd bake for! Discuss!
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"Apologies. I was merely amused by the absurdity!" He would point.
"This orange horse is Opaline! Amusing!" He would clap and gave a hearty laugh.
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March 13, 2025
First saw this and my first understanding of it was "Oh my gods your bake abyssians and feed them to OTHER abyssians, than bake breezies and feed them to OTHER breezies!? Fucking dark bud!" But than I noticed that those are just the names of the creatures, than I understood.
Do you cook vegan stuff in the shapes of other creatures. Ignore the typo YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID!
Oh I- Oh no you um- Oh, Celestia above, I'm gonna faint...
Baking only! No cooking! Or cocking! Or whatever it is you're trying to tell me!
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March 13, 2025
Remember Peachy Pie , Opaline Arcana outlasted her. Oof
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*Nitroxus's mouth would drool like a waterfall.* How much....may I have a bite....?
"Oh my god! He just got rejected... Oh no what have I done?!!" She would do down on all fours in defeat while pounding the ground.
I can make another one just for you, Nitro! As long as you pay a good hundred bits for it!
Yay! I get a cake. *Looking to Hawk.* Of course I'm not a mare. I'm a 101% stallion. The last percent is my 1% margin of error.
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March 9, 2025
I have seen the depths of tarturus......and nothing looks as monserous as this. I can only hope......it is alll chocolate, so that may eat it with haste and put an end to it's misuary. (By the way did you actually make that? Impressive.)
Chocolate coating with wafer interior to hold the form! The wafers are slathered in maple syrup!
(( Not in real life, haha! Sorry to dissapoint! ))
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March 9, 2025
Maple syrup! Now I know what my lunch, breakfast and dinner will be! (Shame)
Look at the pain in its eyes.. I never knew a cake could cry for help.
You're sure you haven't just created life in your oven?
I don't think that's illegal. But I definitely don't think it's MORAL.
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March 9, 2025
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY I HAVE BEEN SUSPICIOUSLY ABSENT THESE LAST FEW DAYS!
It's quite simple, my fellow ponies. I, Peachy Pie, the heart and beloved soul of all things culinarily baked up h... View More
I am not a filly actor! Listen, I may have had a prolific life being a filly actor, but I assure you, that's NOT the case anymore. All I do is just sell baking and baking product now and I'm NOT going... View More
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Please... all of those commercials were so embarrassing... advertising things like roller-skates, and dolls, and paper plate brands! It pays the bills, sure, the royalties are immense, but that's not me anymore...
This could be a legal matter, swing by the court anytime you're willing to clean this up.
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March 8, 2025
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