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The Outsider

Entity. Lives in  Equestria. Born on July 15, 1990
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The Outsider
"Hey, can you pass me that bottle of gender fluid real quick?" #rp
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Chase
"Nope sorry I just finished it off. I'm probably about to have one heck of an identity crisis aren't I?"
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Chase
Chase who assumed that was some drink with a meme name and not a legit potion would shrug saying "....actually kinda tastes like frosting."
Like March 13, 2025
The Outsider
Zerathur stares at Chase and slowly nods. "Six," He finally spoke, "Six puberties."
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Chase
".....oh....."
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Bright Brave
"Even the most powerful magic in equestria can't change gender."
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Bright Brave
Magic didn't work on BriBra's anti-magic energy shield, the spell fizzling out. The two ponies giving each other the eyes from across the studio apartment. =3= "What do you want for lunch? I'll buy this time."
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The Outsider
Zerathur sighs and nods in acceptance. "I'll have a beer."
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Bright Brave
Bright blinked in disbelief. "One beer? Thats it? No gyros or something? How about I pop down to the craft brewery and pick up a growler."
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Peachy Pie
I bet I can make some pretty good pancakes with this gendered fluid you're all passing around!
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Bright Brave
Bright passed the Hops®️ #9 gun oil.
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The Outsider
Zerathur offers you a cup of hibiscus tea. "I wanted to make tea, but I can't drink it, so.. Would you like to have it?" #rp
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Pepper Snap
Ooooh yes please thank you! *pulls out a bottle of ground cayenne pepper and shakes some into the tea before mixing and having a little sip* mmmm yes perfect.
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Pepper Snap
It’s good though! Try it! *offers*
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The Outsider
He stares at her.. Takes the cup.. And takes a sip. Zerathur immediately gives the cup back and starts casting cleansing and healing spells on himself.
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Pepper Snap
XD aw man
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I... can only drink ink. But I have something that can actually make it ink! One second... *I pull out a potion and drop a drop into the water, turning it instantly into ink.* There, now I can have it.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Of course! Turning it into ink doesn't take away the flavor. It just allows me to drink it safely, that's all.
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The Outsider
"Ah, good, good!" He nods, still holding out the cup towards Stickman. "You're gonna wash it when you're done though, ink can be kind of hard to remove from these older porcelain cups."
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I turn my fingers into water.* Can do.
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Vanil
A cyan glow swirls and wrap around the handle, and brings the cup close to her lip, but stopped to ask this...outsider with narrow eyes "What do you mean, you can't drink it?"
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The Outsider
"I'm on a diet." He replies, straightening his posture and smiling with sarcastic pride. "Nothing but the pain of existence until I figure out how to revert a spell I messed up! Doesn't stop me from being near the kitchen though."
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Bright Brave
But why.
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The Outsider
"Because tea is good for your health, and I am offering it to you."
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Bright Brave
*sippy sippy* Bad spell huh?
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The Outsider
"My hoofwriting's not the best when I'm stressed, so spells are coming out a little skewed." He explained with a slight shrug. "Went to try out a spell a few days ago, and a bunch of frogs appeared out of nowhere. Turns out my 'Cloak of Fog' accidentally came out as "Cloak of Frog', which isn't opti... View More
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The Outsider
Thank you for everyone involved, I have finally reached my goal in the funny number of boops and can retirely peacefully. But I won't. Time to try and get 1337!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
So....don't or do boop you?
Like February 27, 2025
The Outsider
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The Outsider
// Hey gang, bit of a status update. Last couple of years have been rough on my end, spent too long around people who'd strip me from who I am and replace it with what they'd need. Lost a lot of the j... View More
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Bright Brave
I always loved Waste. You're awesome. Welcome to a new and better future.
Like September 10, 2024
The Outsider
Thank you, pal. You could always say it's a new and.. Bright-er future, eh?
Like September 11, 2024
Bright Brave
Eheheheh
Like September 11, 2024
Heating Freeze
That's a horrible and wonderful pun and you should be ashamed and proud of it!
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Amy Callihan
We can all be shitty man. It's the healing part you need to nail. It's easy to lash out but challenging to be exceptional. Not just in your social ability but in your day to day. It's not about turning a cheek or being bigger. It's about having a conversation and being open with the ones that care ... View More
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The Outsider
Thank you. Honestly it's due to opening up to people that I was able to see my faults, and some few have even gone out of their way to help me figure things out. I am very grateful to them. But, even having received help, I do recognize that some must take a few steps of their own. I've to want to g... View More
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Princess Starwatcher
Plus we are all here to support
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus jumped on a path of trampolines toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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The Outsider
#rp "Ever seen the movie The Happening? Right, imagine that, except instead of releasing some neurotoxin to the air, all of the plants just get up from the ground and start beating folk up."
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Spinneret
"Okay, I'm imagining it." Sprout started laughing.
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Calaco Fleethoof
"What are you talking about, I've got a plant that will do that anyway."
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Hawk
Hawk has deviously-minded Elf PSTD that is triggered, he instantly t-poses, makes HL2 Fast Zombie/gremlin noises before rubber banding everywhere into the sky with thunder and lightning
Like June 6, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
I don't run the hooves with a cactus. Those guys are always carrying a knife. Dirty cheaters.
Like July 15, 2024
The Outsider
Zerathur stands still by the street corner, in the middle of what appears to be the most intense staring contest the whole town's seen in ages. The statue he was staring at blinks and lowers its head ... View More
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