Horse.
Lambia
Female.
Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham,
Equestria.
Born on August 21, 1979
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About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
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Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Lambia deviates from the risk mitigation strategy.
Several thousand are poisoned.
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Bright Brave
They had it coming.
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October 25, 2025
Vanil
Poisoned by the temptations of capitalism. Comrade, what have you done?
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October 25, 2025
Lambia
Lambia espouses the virtues of communism but measures them against effective practice.
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13 hours ago
Bright Brave
I see you have chosen death, Cambia.
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10 hours ago
Lambia
I dunno, if it wasn't for socialist policies I would be dead. If it wasn't for socialist policies, my family would be penniless trying to keep me from the death that would've still come.
I'm pretty fucking alive, and like you, I like killing people who want to infringe my life-giving rights.
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10 hours ago
Lambia does it again.
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Oops, she did it again. She played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby baby baby.
Rare photo of BriBra and Lambia , colorized.
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I'm blessed enough by the other gods and universe enough. Blessed with messes
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October 14, 2025
Only God, can grant eternal life, through Christ Jesus. Deus Vult.
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October 14, 2025
Yes yes, we all know of your false god and prophet. Let me know when you drop them and join the REAL gang. Your god can do nothing. The universe though? And all the spirit guides and possible gods/goddesses that bear within? Now.....that's a different answer entirely.
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October 14, 2025
Lambia has somehow become trapped in one of those spinning barber poles.
She doesn't seem happy about it, but she appreciates the peace and quiet. #rp
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“Ah, but who would do this to such an innocent creature? Seems like you made somepony REALLY mad.” Meino rubbed his chin, “Maybe I could free you, and watch the revenge unfold. I see you have fury burning in your eyes already.” He sat down and pulled out a spell book from his satchel, his horn glow... View More
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October 14, 2025
“Well, good luck with that. Yeah…I should be going now.” Meino looks around before nonchalantly walking off.
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October 14, 2025
Lambia commits to the bit.
Hundreds are killed.
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Lambia places the end of a chalk stick against her tongue for a pointed moment. Gazing intently at the flagstones of the floor. There's a moment, a slow, asynchronous blink, before a pointed nod.
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The four-winged mare had been watching curiously in expectation of some great feat of surface pony magic. So many arcane symbols and lines and she even had chalk! Chalk! It was like that one time her mom had brought her to watch a magus back home cast a mass rock-to-soil spell, in preparation for a ... View More
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September 26, 2025
"Not much of a practice of Alchemy in your homeland, is there?" Lambia notes, perhaps in a harsher tone than she actually intended. She swiftly waves the notion away as she gets down to business. Perhaps the fresher soul infusing her has restored her faculties faster as she intently listens to the o... View More
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September 27, 2025
Even if Lambia’s tone wasn’t harsh, she’d still feel the minor urge to defend her former home. “I’m just not a unicorn, from what I’ve seen magic developed much faster back home than up here. More resources and an aether-rich environment.” A faint spark crawls down one of her wings idly. Looking to ... View More
"Bits! Surely you aren't trotting about the town with an empty purse, no? Not in today's economy." She rolls her eyes with a chipper smirk, as though glancing to a camera that simply wasn't there. "Was it that pickpocket in the square? He owes me a cut if it is..." The latter is more mumbled to hers... View More
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October 13, 2025
"Tsk." Silver clicks his tongue, hours later, surveying the scene he'd come to investigate.
It looked like just another idiot, dipping their hooves into forces they didn't understand, like a toddler sticking a fork into an outlet. But Silver knew better than to make assumptions in this line of wo... View More
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September 27, 2025
The mare flails her limbs indignantly as she is magically lifted, a venomous scowl plastering her face as it rotates into view. Flapping her hooves at him and wriggling until either the magical grip strains, or he gets the picture, depositing the mare back on her chubby flanks with a pointed "Ouf" a... View More
He sighs. How tiresome. On the bright side, this was one of the less violent responses he tended to encounter with these sorts of ponies. "Then I am afraid I will need to take you in for some further questioning. Routine stuff. We just need to make sure you are not opening any rifts in time or ... View More
"You are welcome to try, just as you are welcome to continue underestimating me. See where it gets you." The mare shoots back with far more confidence than she should. Eyes fixing the stallion with more intensity than she ought to be mustering less than ten minutes after clinical death. The mare, ea... View More
Lambia finds the crown of France in the gutter.
She leaves it there. I mean who would willingly pick that up and put it on? It'd be enough to give a man a complex.
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