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Lambia
Female.
Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham,
Equestria.
Born on August 21, 1998
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Horse
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Lambia has some hot tips on the stock market for you. A little bit of insider knowledge to get the best deals.
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Tality
"Ooh, and how did you come by this salacious little tidbit, hmm?"
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17 hours ago
Lambia
I killed a man in a bar in Bucharest.
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16 hours ago
Bright Brave
What kind of returns are we talking about?
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16 hours ago
Lambia
3.
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13 hours ago
Bright Brave
3 returns ?
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28 minutes ago
Lambia doesn't wear safety boots while operating heavy machinery.
But she always delivers in budget and on time.
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Lambia becomes a statistic.
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Lambia is crushed beneath 5.6 tonnes of Industrial farming equipment.
The resultant fluids taste surprisingly like Gatorade Glacier Cherry. But why did you taste them?
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Idk I thought Gatorade Glacier Cherry would be good I guess and wanted to taste it, but I regret buying it, it was mediocre at best
Lambia has found this great shortcut at Thermopylae.
She encourages you to share it with your Persian friends.
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Lambia insists that you engage in her 12.5 Step Plan for Success and Wealth.
Step 6 is shooting a dog.
Her question then is, what kind of luxury home do you buy first?
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Holy buck.
1. I've shot a dog.
2. I own a home.
What even is this.....
Tality features a dog in a feature-length romantic comedy, since the instructions left it ambiguous. She loses $18m on the project and burns several bridges in the industry, and following this has to take the hit personally against her multi-quintillion bit net worth.
Anyways, she builds her own lu... View More
The Horse Economy is in shambles.
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Maxh has all of his gold safe stored in his home vault, Kombucha has still her share of our plundering days there. Someday she'll go there to collect her part of the share.
I know a way to solve the problem! *Takes out tool gun and rapidly spawns horses* MORE HORSES! Ahh, now that's- that's- that's- that's- *Gmod.exe has stopped responding.*
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May 22, 2025
I have crippled the website with my unerring power. One day they shall learn to fear me.
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