Horse.
Lambia
Female.
Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham,
Equestria.
Born on August 21, 1979
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Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Bright Brave is a dollar store Celtic Cross and I won't be elaborating on this or even directly tagging either of them.
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Maxh Vezpyre
Celtic Cross, I remember!
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December 4, 2025
Lambia
You surely aren't referencing the guy I literally cut out of old artworks like Stalin removing dissenters to his reign.
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December 4, 2025
Maxh Vezpyre
I mean, that's probably one out of hundreds anyways.
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December 4, 2025
Lambia
Arguably one of the worst. Of course there's the other one, who shot me dead in the street all those years ago. But he doesn't deserve thinking about.
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December 4, 2025
Bright Brave
It's a $1.25 now.
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December 4, 2025
Lambia
The economy is in shambles.
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December 4, 2025
Bright Brave
Cigarettes and squirrels.
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December 4, 2025
Lambia
Yeah that's what I eat, what of it?
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December 4, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ok
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December 5, 2025
Hawk
Bright Brave is a Temu Rambo
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December 5, 2025
Bright Brave
Ah. But you have heard of me.
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December 5, 2025
Lambia offers to improve your credit score.
In a horse army who counts as cavalry?
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Carriage drawn soldiers
The calvary are actually archers, not ponies with lances. They ride in on carriages pulled by ponies trained for speed, using hit-and-run tactics before the enemy can move their formation and get shields in place.
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December 2, 2025
Probably just ponies with lances. I actually imagine lances would be primarily a sport or dueling thing, similar to real-world rapiers. A lance charge in actual pony warfare would likely be extremely ineffective. At least compared to pretty much any other option.
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December 2, 2025
Had a celebrity come in the ol' place of business today.
The bugger didn't even tip.
When the revolution comes, I won't save you.
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A disturbing revelation. Are you from the big island or the little one?
Lambia goes to work.
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Lambia is waiting for you at the bus stop. You don't know her, of course, you haven't met this scraggly, homeless looking woman-built-like-a-draft-horse in your life before.
But oh boy, does she wan... View More
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Hawk stood there, over-laden saddlebags heaped on his back, dressed in a faded black torn-at-the-edges cloak, with a look of faint confusion on his empty and emotionless face. He looked left, then right, and left once again and saw nopony else that the strange mare could be taking too. This only ra... View More
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November 24, 2025
Make that most of her words. Vanil is a basic mare, in the middle of recharging her social battery via cup of coffee. That being said, the size difference was jarring, if not a tad bit difficult to ignore, at least. Thus, her attention does occassionally sway to the chatterbox, if only to silently ... View More
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November 24, 2025
My presence continues to summon more of the original cast. My power grows.
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