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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Lambia
Lambia is requesting donations. Who are you to ask why?
4 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
-In Darth Vader voice.- I, am her father!
Like November 3, 2025
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3/4
Brady Thunderfoot
Maybe he got plastic surgery.
Like November 3, 2025
Lambia
Harold is known to do that.
Like November 3, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Than I am Harold. Just much, much more feminin sounding. And looking.
Like November 3, 2025
Bright Brave
Freedom of speech after all.
Like November 3, 2025
Rita Vezpyre
Flings head at Krombia, that as donation.
Like November 3, 2025
Iridescent_Edge
Donations for what, exactly?
Like November 3, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is one of the only known predators of the Humpback Whale.
Lambia
Lambia deviates from the risk mitigation strategy. Several thousand are poisoned.
3 people like this.
Bright Brave
They had it coming.
Like October 25, 2025
Vanil
Poisoned by the temptations of capitalism. Comrade, what have you done?
Like October 25, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Lambia espouses the virtues of communism but measures them against effective practice.
Like October 26, 2025
Bright Brave
I see you have chosen death, Cambia.
Like October 26, 2025
Lambia
I dunno, if it wasn't for socialist policies I would be dead. If it wasn't for socialist policies, my family would be penniless trying to keep me from the death that would've still come. I'm pretty fucking alive, and like you, I like killing people who want to infringe my life-giving rights. So ... View More
Like October 26, 2025
Lambia
Lambia does it again.
4 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
Oops, she did it again. She played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby baby baby.
Like October 17, 2025
Bright Brave
Again the goblin was snuggled by BriBra.
Like October 17, 2025
Lambia
Don't touch what you can't afford.
Like October 18, 2025
Bright Brave
Ouch.
Like October 18, 2025
Shifter Burnside
uh oh
Like October 17, 2025
Vanil
Cue 8 overlapping layers of laugh tracks
Like October 17, 2025
Lambia
Lambia, covered in blood.
Like October 18, 2025
Bright Brave
Rare photo of BriBra and , colorized.
6 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
Briba the ugly flying alien I assume?
Like October 14, 2025
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3/8
Brady Thunderfoot
I'm blessed enough by the other gods and universe enough. Blessed with messes
Like October 14, 2025
Bright Brave
Only God, can grant eternal life, through Christ Jesus. Deus Vult.
Like October 14, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Yes yes, we all know of your false god and prophet. Let me know when you drop them and join the REAL gang. Your god can do nothing. The universe though? And all the spirit guides and possible gods/goddesses that bear within? Now.....that's a different answer entirely.
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
I don't know which is which and that makes it even better
Like October 14, 2025
Bright Brave
I hate you all. I'm never logging on again.
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
Your loss
Like October 14, 2025
Poison Rose
I'm guessing you're the alien in the picture?
Like October 14, 2025
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3/6
Bright Brave
"From a certain point of view."
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
You just did it again.
Like October 14, 2025
Poison Rose
*she'd giggle as they argued *
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Like October 14, 2025
Bright Brave
The only thing I play, is you, and
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
I don't know I'm seeing a whole lot of you gettin played here
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has somehow become trapped in one of those spinning barber poles. She doesn't seem happy about it, but she appreciates the peace and quiet. #rp
5 people like this.
Bright Brave
The Lambia of God. XD
Like October 13, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Saving from what? A good time?
Like October 13, 2025
Bright Brave
"You're going to have a bad time."
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Hell is eternal, inescapable torment. What is there to fear? Perpetuity? There is no greater fear than the possibility of change. Truly, there is more hell in the promise of a brighter tomorrow that never comes, than in an eternal guarantee of suffering.
Like October 14, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Meino points and laughs. "Ha ha! Funny horse go swirly!"
Like October 13, 2025
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3/4
Meino Mysticforger
“Ah, but who would do this to such an innocent creature? Seems like you made somepony REALLY mad.” Meino rubbed his chin, “Maybe I could free you, and watch the revenge unfold. I see you have fury burning in your eyes already.” He sat down and pulled out a spell book from his satchel, his horn glow... View More
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia died during the speech, corpse flopping to the ground.
Like October 14, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
“Well, good luck with that. Yeah…I should be going now.” Meino looks around before nonchalantly walking off.
Like October 14, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Throws tomatoes.-
Like October 13, 2025
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3/4
Brady Thunderfoot
Throws watermelons.-
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
The glass remains unphased.
Like October 14, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Goes up and taps on the glass incessantly.-
Like October 14, 2025
Flam
as the pole spun, it would seem flim and flam just installed a carnival music box right next to it to promote the store!
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Lambia was killed by rotational compression asphyxia.
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has been sighted in your area. Keep all pets indoors and report any sightings to your local authority. Do not, under any circumstances, engage her in a game of marbles. The rules may be stan... View More
3 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
-Looks around for the wild Lambia.-
Like October 12, 2025
Lambia
There are only signs of her presence. Missing cats, chewed wood, and a discarded forearm.
Like October 13, 2025
Opaline Arcana
Marbles are the only thing lost here.
Like October 12, 2025
Lambia
How would I play marbles if I lost my marbles? Think woman, THINK!
Like October 13, 2025
Maxh Vezpyre
But Wambria please.
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
You really need better engagement than just saying my name boss.
Like October 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
there aint enough room for both of us innis town
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Don't fat shame me. I'm just big boned.
Like October 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
dammit
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia commits to the bit. Hundreds are killed.
5 people like this.
Chase
At least Lambia has a backbone.
Like October 3, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is more backbone than mare.
Like October 3, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Wow, that's a lot of damage!
Like October 3, 2025
Pepper Snap
Millions
Like October 4, 2025
Lambia
Lambia spends six hours explaining the intricate subtext of 'Walk the Dinosaur' by Was (not Was) and the clever metaphor for horsekind's self destruction in nuclear hellfire, woven within.
Lambia
#rp Lambia deactivates the device.
5 people like this.
Iridescent_Edge
What have you done?!:mn_shocked:
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
I mean at this point, what haven't I done?
Like September 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Great job! These robits ain’t nothing but trouble.
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
Lambia reactivates the device.
Like September 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Hmm, maybe trouble is what we need…? Lambia knows best, I think.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia always knows best.
Like September 27, 2025
Glimmer
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
Your weeping brings me satisfaction.
Like September 27, 2025
Silver Shield
Like September 27, 2025
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3/5
Iridescent_Edge
Uh, is this a reference to something?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
What isn't a reference to something?
Like September 27, 2025
Iridescent_Edge
Is this a pattern for the sake of humor?
Like September 27, 2025
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