Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham, Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979

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Race

Horse.

Roleplay Availability

Maybe

About Me

I will forever think I am funnier than I am.

Roleplay Universe

Horse

Roleplay Type

Narrative Multi-Paragraph

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The Sons of the Father

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Lambia

14 hours ago

Chelsea Hooves is a monster and should be hunted down in the street.

2 people like this.

Vanil

What kind of monster?

Like 2 13 hours ago

Lambia

A white one.

Like 1 hour ago

Chelsea Hooves

Chelsea is well aware of her squatter’s rights and will not be leaving Lambi’s home regardless of her libel.

Like 1 10 hours ago

Chelsea Hooves

Also thinking about me at 2am is crazy work :smoking:

Like 1 9 hours ago

Lambia

Why were you being racist at 2am then? 🤔

Like 1 hour ago

Lambia

19 hours ago

Lambia was given Bluetooth headphones as a Christmas present. She hasn't figured out how they work yet, so here's the question. What song is loudly playing from her saddlebags?

4 people like this.

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4/5

PinkBow

Play Ayesha Erotica songs full blast :D

Like 2 17 hours ago

Pepper Snap

Me blasting Emo boy at my bf to get my point across

Like 1 17 hours ago

PinkBow

HELPP I love that one :sob: I also love NGSUNC by her, I daydream animations to that one

Like 1 17 hours ago

Lambia

What kind of young devil music is this.

Like 1 16 hours ago

Ramirez

Again by Fetty Wap

Like 17 hours ago

Ramirez

Or Outside by MO3

Like 17 hours ago

Lambia

Yeah those sound like songs.

Like 16 hours ago

Ramirez

https://youtu.be/O5pSzhvxHsw?si=8e0lqDVpdrEdfowm

MO3 & OG Bobby Billions - Outside (AUDIO) youtu.be

Like 16 hours ago

Peach plum

Why do I hear Pinkie getting closer?

Like 17 hours ago

Lambia

Your guess is as good as mine.

Like 1 16 hours ago

Brady Thunderfoot

Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

Like 1 16 hours ago

PinkBow

Yesterday, 5:45 pm

@mods I’m being bullied by Lambia and Chelsea Hooves :(

5 people like this.

Dr. Oddeus Reiner

Like 1 Yesterday, 8:14 pm

Dr. Oddeus Reiner

Odd starts dancing vigorously.

Like Yesterday, 2:26 am

PinkBow

Pleaaaaseee be the Pennywise dance

Like Yesterday, 2:27 am

Dr. Oddeus Reiner

https://youtu.be/rvduK14lfWM?si=iCWbASQOUEJ6e8Lj Close

Dog dancing to donkey kong country (kongplete song) youtu.be

Like Yesterday, 5:00 am

Chelsea Hooves

Good and now I’m gonna crawl at you like a spider :3

Like 1 Yesterday, 10:53 pm

PinkBow

You’re gonna make me scream again :(

Like 1 Yesterday, 2:25 am

Chelsea Hooves

Naaahh don’t be a baby, let me chase you :3

Like 23 hours ago

Lambia

Gonna ...

Like Yesterday, 2:23 am

PinkBow

I’m calling whatever funny number yall use for emergencies

Like 1 Yesterday, 2:26 am Edited

Lambia

GETCHA

Like 1 Yesterday, 2:38 am

PinkBow

*SCREAMS AND GETS THE GUN*

Like 2 Yesterday, 2:44 am

Brady Thunderfoot

January 14, 2026 1:43 pm

Am trying this a second time, as the first time I couldn't tag Lambia in as we were not Ca friends than: Imagine, if you will, a shaved Lambia . I'm imagining it already.

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Lambia

I wouldn't.

Like Yesterday, 4:52 pm

Brady Thunderfoot

Too late. All Lambia's should be shaved.

Like Yesterday, 5:21 pm

Lambia

January 14, 2026 1:31 pm

If you or a loved one believe you may be suffering from the effects of Lambia, contact our helpline at 1-900-490-FREAK as you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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4/6

Rita Vezpyre

She hyperventilates, staring at the number with big ol' pupils, trembling and about to dial this number. She knows she shouldn't but...

Like January 14, 2026

Lambia

He compels you.

Like 1 Yesterday, 4:53 pm

Ramirez

Public execution on Friday at 5:30 EST for Lambia

Like 1 January 14, 2026

Bright Brave

Plz nu

Like January 14, 2026

Lambia

Finally someone is doing the right thing.

Like Yesterday, 4:53 pm

Ramirez

It will be a mandatory public event at one of Canterlot's public parks

Like Yesterday, 8:38 pm

Pizzamovies

What I would give to be diagnosed with terminal Lambia.

Like Yesterday, 4:04 pm

Lambia

How much you got?

Like Yesterday, 4:54 pm

Pizzamovies

Not nearly enough. :(

Like Yesterday, 5:46 pm

Chase

end mii

Like 1 Yesterday, 4:24 pm

Lambia

Not since you asked me.

Like Yesterday, 4:54 pm

Chase

Welp guess its eternal suffering for me then

Like 1 Yesterday, 4:55 pm

Lambia

You and me both, buddy, you and me both...

Like Yesterday, 5:34 pm

Lambia

January 13, 2026 9:47 am

I regard most of you with contempt.

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4/5

Maxh Vezpyre

Yes

Like 1 January 13, 2026

PinkBow

When it comes to the end and we have to eat each other, I plan on fattening you up and eating you last <3

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Lambia

You don't get dipping sauce with coconut crabs they're already flavoured, you ... Libertarian!!

Like 1 January 13, 2026

PinkBow

Yeah you do it’s literally a pina colada sauce!!

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Lambia

You're about to get your pinas colada'd if you don't watch your mouth.

Like January 13, 2026

Brady Thunderfoot

Oh yeah? Will I regard you with MILD rage. Ha.

Like January 13, 2026

Chelsea Hooves

Away with you wench

Like January 13, 2026

Lambia

At 160° until you're reading 70°C internally for 5 seconds no less.

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Chelsea Hooves

Are those pork temps!!

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Lambia

Any meat to be honest when you're frying it

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Lambia

January 12, 2026 1:38 pm

Imagine, if you will, a horse...

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4/12

Rita Vezpyre

"That's me"

Like January 12, 2026

Rita Vezpyre

"NO! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"

Like January 13, 2026

Lambia

"I told you, you couldn't handle the truth."

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Rita Vezpyre

Gasp "You get banned from beer! for one day!"

Like January 13, 2026

Meino Mysticforger

...And how I could eat it?

Like January 12, 2026

Meino Mysticforger

Woah now, pistol packing momma! It was a joke, I swear!

Like January 13, 2026

Lambia

"Suddenly everyone's a comedian when there's 5 grams of lead doing the talking. Ain't THAT a joke?" Lambia aims.

Like 2 January 13, 2026

Meino Mysticforger

"Eh, I only joke...kill me if you want. I ain't afraid of it. I have been everything and nothing..."

Like January 13, 2026

Soliana Flare

I'm a griffin !

Like January 13, 2026

Lambia

I'm a criminal.

Like 1 January 13, 2026

Soliana Flare

Are you?

Like January 13, 2026

Stickman, The Normal Stickian

Hon

Like January 13, 2026

Lambia

January 7, 2026 7:28 am

Lambia stands accused. But she sits in contempt.

4 people like this.

Rough Winds

“Yes officer, that’s the mare who stole the sauerkraut from my hot dog “ After this everyone present gasps and a lady faints

Like January 7, 2026

Lambia

Lambia leans into the mic. "I also killed a man in Bucharest in 1997." Her lawyer slams his head into his briefcase.

Like January 7, 2026

Nitroxus Soulspins

How? I just left the room for barely a minute.

Like January 7, 2026

Snow Storm

“Innocent.”

Like 1 January 8, 2026

PinkBow shared a photo

January 3, 2026 4:44 am

Lambia and Chelsea Hooves day 41 without hoof pics

11 people like this.

Snow Storm

Stay strong, comrades.

Like 3 January 3, 2026

PinkBow

pray for our troops </3

Like 2 January 3, 2026

Ice Wisp

I used to get the fucking shit kicked out of me for saying less...

Like 3 January 3, 2026

Lambia

And you still will.

Like 2 January 3, 2026

Iridescent_Edge

Hoof pics? /:(

Like 1 January 3, 2026

Lambia

"Look at 'em all... Rife with the pride of ignorance. They ain't been where we have, they haven't seen what we've seen, done the things we've done, and they swan about in the blissful paradise we've built for 'em on broken bones and twisted bodies." "You weren't there. Down in the mud and the muck,... View More

Like 4 January 3, 2026