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Lambia doesn't practice Santería.
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Lambia
She's more partial to classical Gnosticism.
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Rough Winds
sounds like something a santeria doer would say to hide any suspicions but okay
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Lambia
You're a Santería do-er.
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Lambia only drinks things with a PH below 4.
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"That makes sense. 4 and above is acidic, which is probably unsafe to drink."
Lambia causes a 15-cart pileup after attempting an illegal right turn.
She has not learned her lesson.
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Lambia has been banned from the local Walmart for shopping cart manslaughter.
Lambia's getting takeout. You want anything?
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Lambia has a surprise for you after your arduous shift at work today. To repay you for these 8 long hours slaving away.
The surprise is 8 more hours! Hope you like finishing work at 2am. What's that,... View More
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I save the world on a daily basis. I sometimes never have time for sleep.
Lambia remains famous for being one of the only horses struck by a meteorite. What she said to upset the meteorite, remains a mystery to this day.
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Researches from all around surround Lambia in awe. Finally, after all these years, a living creature from beyond. "L-Lambia!" One would ask nervously while double wrapped in a HAZMAT suit, speaking through a speaker in the suit. "P-Please. What were the dinosaurs like?" They'd ask. They weren't sure... View More
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June 12, 2025
Lambia is gnawing on her own hoof, the purpose of this ritualistic effort is yet unknown to the general scientific consensus but many theories have been postulated. Perhaps similar to the shield-biting of Agaric-fuelled berzerkers, or a teeth-filing process like that of the Egyptians, or a rat. Perh... View More
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A large gasp overtook the crowd as if a vacuum was sucking in all the air around them. Eyes wide and locked on the mare as the crowd went silent. Suddenly, a barrage of white flashes bombard Lambia from non-stop photos and the sounds of pencils scratching paper. The one in a HAZMAT suit takes a step... View More
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June 12, 2025
There's a brief reprieve of hoof gnawing before there's a horsely-snort somewhere in the realm of being a chortle. There's a wink, and a motion that would be finger guns if such appendages were part of a horse. "Ey, lol. Lamo even." An ancient language indecipherable to the modern equine. Before a f... View More
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June 12, 2025
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