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Lambia

Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1998
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Lambia claims her archeological discovery disproves many hard earned and enduring theories. No, she won't share her evidence.
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"My archaeological discovery could beat up your archaeological discovery's dad."
Like July 14, 2025
Lambia
Im dating your Dad.
Like July 15, 2025
Jewels Strong
"Why not?!"
Like July 14, 2025
Lambia
Sneaky secret.
Like July 15, 2025
Lambia
You know you don't want this smoke.
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Ramirez
U stink
Like July 10, 2025
Lambia
There are people who would crawl through glass for one sniff.
Like July 10, 2025
Ramirez
Denial
Like July 11, 2025
Lambia
A river in Egypt.
Like July 11, 2025
Bright Brave
*Bright Smoked Lambia. Hoof rolled. Slow burn. Enjoy the flavor*
Like July 10, 2025
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Lambia
We're not all catholic, we don't all get off on self flagellation. It's the same as larger/beer. The most wretched swilled form of alcohol that tastes like piss, but it's the 'proper' way to drink and you've gotta 'get used to it' instead of just, enjoying a nice drink that also gets you drunk. Ment... View More
Like July 11, 2025
Bright Brave
As far as beer goes, Double IPA all the way. I crave the bitter.
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Lambia
I consort with spirits.
Like July 11, 2025
Unibrew Press
Smoking kills, lucky thing you're not very good at it
Like July 10, 2025
Lambia
Your prayers for my continued survival have been logged and archived.
Like July 10, 2025
Lambia
I am the most handsome and beautiful horse, I make experiences every day and I am learning and growing to be worse. I have 100'000'000 friends and 3 enemies and I was chosen by God to give kisses to b... View More
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Lambia
Excerpt from Lambia's morning affirmations.
Like July 8, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Wht
Like July 9, 2025
Lambia
I think I was pretty clear about my statements.
Like July 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
You think
Like July 11, 2025
Bright Brave
Darn. You've stolen my life goals.
Like July 9, 2025
Lambia
Despite your best efforts, Lambia remains cooler than you.
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Mellow
As a professional sidekick, you go, diva
Like July 7, 2025
Lambia
Thank you, I work so hard.
Like July 7, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro would be sweating up a storm. He was getting worried.* Please, share the fan with me. I'm burning up like paper in the wind.
Like July 7, 2025
Lambia
Like July 7, 2025
Astro Blitz
Please, I need some cold wind. I'm nearly out of it...
Like July 8, 2025
Hawk
Because I'm hot
Like July 7, 2025
Lambia
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Hun.
Like July 7, 2025
Hawk
That's the fun part. I don't sleep much, if at all.
Like July 8, 2025
Unibrew Press
As long as you lack a unibrow this is scientifically incorrect...
Like July 8, 2025
Lambia
Wow, look at this guy. Assuming my Unibrow status.
Like July 8, 2025
Unibrew Press
I'm a knower not an assumer, and brah, I KNOOOOW your unibrow doesn't EXIIIIIST
Like July 8, 2025
Lambia
Seems like the colonies are rowdy today.
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Shifter Burnside
Eek
Like July 4, 2025
Vanil
Average Dwarf Fortress player before doing unspeakable things on their own 'people'.
Like July 4, 2025
Lambia
Lambia emits a blood curdling shriek without moving her face.
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Bright Brave
Knock it off. Jeez Lambee.
Like July 3, 2025
Lambia
My rage is beautiful and my anger is just.
Like July 3, 2025
Pizzamovies
I see the skin Walker is a little cranky
Like July 3, 2025
Bright Brave
They sat it takes about 2,000 of 5.56 rounds to bring one down. I should get some explosive 8mm for both mah Mausers
Like July 3, 2025
Lambia
That's what you think.
Like July 3, 2025
Saturn Ring
Did you eat a soul?
Like July 4, 2025
Tality
"Impressive, but can you do it underwater?"
Like July 4, 2025
Lambia
For the price of one kiss, Lambia will tell you each about a horrific shipping disaster.
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Bright Brave
BriBra gave the mare a cheek smooch, then galloped off.
Like July 2, 2025
Lambia
MV Derbyshire, a case horrifying for it's suddenness. The MV Derbyshire was a combination ore transporter, which meant she bore enormous cavities in her hull for transporting thousands of tonnes of rock ore. These were secured with massive watertight hatches. Unfortunately, during her final voyage... View More
Like July 3, 2025
Astro Blitz
Can I keep my eyes open for it?
Like July 2, 2025
Lambia
Smart. Always watch your back.
Like July 3, 2025
Astro Blitz
*He would turn his head around, to look at his back. It was still red and holding his wings.* Can I stop looking at my back?
Like July 3, 2025
Tality
Tality sweeps Lambia off her hooves and bends nearly to the floor in a passionate display of deep affection. Her lips tremble. A sunbeam highlights them, casting all out in darkness. Tality hesitates nervously. Is this right? Is it scandalous? Rose petals fall, circling around the pair before restin... View More
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3/4
Tality
Tality stares into her eyes, drinking in every word with wide eyes from behind her hoof. "Mag-ni-fi-cent! I must have you!" She kisses her way all the way up Lambia's leg to her chin and begins aggressively making out with it.
Like July 3, 2025
Lambia
Lambia makes sure to keep a coquettishly placed hoof in position to keep her mouth clear as she continues. "The Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes bulk transporter, one of many of its ilk duri -" This is going to take a while.
Like July 3, 2025
Tality
Hours. Perhaps days.
Like July 3, 2025 Edited
Lambia
Lambia denies your existence.
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Lambia
Lambia doesn't practice Santería.
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Pepper Snap
Respect
Like June 26, 2025
Lambia
She's more partial to classical Gnosticism.
Like June 26, 2025
Pepper Snap
OH MY GOSH ME TOO =0
Like June 27, 2025
Rough Winds
sounds like something a santeria doer would say to hide any suspicions but okay
Like June 26, 2025
Lambia
You're a Santería do-er.
Like June 26, 2025
Bright Brave
I ain't got no crystal ball.
Like June 27, 2025
Lambia
YOU LOST THE ORB!?
Like June 27, 2025
Bright Brave
I smashed the palantíri.
Like June 27, 2025
Yami Crosshide
well she had a million dollars but...she spent it all
Like June 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia only drinks things with a PH below 4.
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"That makes sense. 4 and above is acidic, which is probably unsafe to drink."
Like June 25, 2025
Lambia
1 is the most safe, that's why it's number 1.
Like June 25, 2025
Vanil
Vanil blinked some, but proceeded to subtitute the lemon juice for the whiskey sour anyway. This calls for something with a touch more tang, so she used battery acid.
Like June 25, 2025
Lambia
Lambia slams it back, hurling the glass at the ground and demanding another. She's not Norse, but her depth perception is terrible.
Like June 25, 2025
Marvel Gleam
So you don’t drink water?
Like June 25, 2025
Bright Brave
PH me bro
Like June 25, 2025
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