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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1998
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Lambia
Lambia doesn't practice Santería.
1 person liked this.
Pepper Snap
Respect
Like 2 hours ago
Lambia
She's more partial to classical Gnosticism.
Like 2 hours ago
Rough Winds
sounds like something a santeria doer would say to hide any suspicions but okay
Like 2 hours ago
Lambia
You're a Santería do-er.
Like 2 hours ago
Lambia
Lambia only drinks things with a PH below 4.
3 people like this.
Dr. Normodd
"That makes sense. 4 and above is acidic, which is probably unsafe to drink."
Like June 25, 2025
Lambia
1 is the most safe, that's why it's number 1.
Like June 25, 2025
Vanil
Vanil blinked some, but proceeded to subtitute the lemon juice for the whiskey sour anyway. This calls for something with a touch more tang, so she used battery acid.
Like June 25, 2025
Lambia
Lambia slams it back, hurling the glass at the ground and demanding another. She's not Norse, but her depth perception is terrible.
Like June 25, 2025
Marvel Gleam
So you don’t drink water?
Like Yesterday, 5:58 pm
Bright Brave
PH me bro
Like Yesterday, 6:17 pm
Lambia
Lambia is late, again.
4 people like this.
Rough Winds
"Im not surprised."
Like June 24, 2025
Lambia
Traffic, am I right everypony?
Like June 24, 2025
Lambia
Lambia causes a 15-cart pileup after attempting an illegal right turn. She has not learned her lesson.
4 people like this.
Pizzamovies
Lambia has been banned from the local Walmart for shopping cart manslaughter.
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
Like killing someone would get you banned from Walmart.
Like June 17, 2025
Ice Wisp
Lambia is my hero.
Like June 17, 2025
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3/4
Ice Wisp
Lambia flies now?
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
She flies now.
Like June 17, 2025
Apex Mist
Lambia can only fly when shouting slurs though.
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
Lambia's getting takeout. You want anything?
5 people like this.
Bright Brave
ILL PAY FOR IT ALL. one of everything plz.
Like June 16, 2025
Lambia
You get a fortune cookie and a look at a drawing of Soju.
Like June 16, 2025
Bright Brave
"You are a cruel and wicked mistress. You deserve more than you'll get."
Like June 16, 2025
Lambia
I get what I want cuz' I'm a bad bitch.
Like June 17, 2025
Pepper Snap
2 plain patties from Carl’s jr
Like June 16, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
I hold the entire MacDonald clan to task for the crimes of that one wretched clown.
Like June 17, 2025
Pepper Snap
As u should x3
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
The Hamburgler will hang for what he's done.
Like June 17, 2025
Chase
Stuffed pretzel crust pizza.
Like June 16, 2025
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3/4
Chase
You're next.
Like June 16, 2025
Bright Brave
Shea just thicc
Like June 16, 2025
Pizzamovies
Very much so.
Like June 16, 2025
Comp
"You want some tacos? I can make you some."
Like June 16, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Oh yes, and bread pudding is a sandwich.
Like June 17, 2025
Apex Mist
Nah that's just soggy bread
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
I wouldn't talk about your friends like that.
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has a surprise for you after your arduous shift at work today. To repay you for these 8 long hours slaving away. The surprise is 8 more hours! Hope you like finishing work at 2am. What's that,... View More
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
No tax on overtime when ?
Like June 16, 2025
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3/7
Lambia
Caesar will remember this.
Like June 16, 2025
Bright Brave
*Roman salutes Jesus*
Like June 16, 2025
Lambia
:sealed:
Like June 16, 2025
Silver Shield
Like June 16, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has always been clutter. But I should've sent that to my boss.
Like June 16, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I save the world on a daily basis. I sometimes never have time for sleep.
Like June 16, 2025
Lambia
Lambia remains famous for being one of the only horses struck by a meteorite. What she said to upset the meteorite, remains a mystery to this day.
2 people like this.
Cally Ber
Researches from all around surround Lambia in awe. Finally, after all these years, a living creature from beyond. "L-Lambia!" One would ask nervously while double wrapped in a HAZMAT suit, speaking through a speaker in the suit. "P-Please. What were the dinosaurs like?" They'd ask. They weren't sure... View More
Like June 12, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is gnawing on her own hoof, the purpose of this ritualistic effort is yet unknown to the general scientific consensus but many theories have been postulated. Perhaps similar to the shield-biting of Agaric-fuelled berzerkers, or a teeth-filing process like that of the Egyptians, or a rat. Perh... View More
Like June 12, 2025
Cally Ber
A large gasp overtook the crowd as if a vacuum was sucking in all the air around them. Eyes wide and locked on the mare as the crowd went silent. Suddenly, a barrage of white flashes bombard Lambia from non-stop photos and the sounds of pencils scratching paper. The one in a HAZMAT suit takes a step... View More
Like June 12, 2025
Lambia
There's a brief reprieve of hoof gnawing before there's a horsely-snort somewhere in the realm of being a chortle. There's a wink, and a motion that would be finger guns if such appendages were part of a horse. "Ey, lol. Lamo even." An ancient language indecipherable to the modern equine. Before a f... View More
Like June 12, 2025
Lambia
Daisies make you crazies.
Lambia
Lambia has become lodged in a bin chute. She will burden you with wisdom if you throw in a bit of Saag Aloo.
1 person liked this.
Dr. Normodd
"..." Odd walked in, frowned, and gave a scared look to then leave quickly.
Like June 9, 2025
Lambia
"I'll crawl outta here like Truth herself on the way to shame mankind, get back here!"
Like June 9, 2025
Bright Brave
Best I can do is drizzle a little Fernet.
Like June 9, 2025
Lambia
You get no wisdom. But you do get a 5% Discount at KFC.
Like June 9, 2025
Bright Brave
More like Lame-bia.
Like June 9, 2025
Lambia
Front the cash if you want the goods. No curry, no universal truths.
Like June 10, 2025
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