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Lambia

Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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The Sons of the Father
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Lambia
Merry Christmas ya' filthy animals.
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10 people like this.
PinkBow
Merry Christmas father :3c come home
Like December 25, 2025
Lambia
One day I will find cigarettes. One day.
Like December 25, 2025
PinkBow
I thought it was milk :(
Like December 25, 2025
Lambia
Yeah, Milk, sure, whatever.
Like 23 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Hoppy bunny days you petty pony
Like December 25, 2025
Pepper Snap
Hmm yes I do have kind of a smell don’t I?
Like December 25, 2025
Lambia
Shower
Like 23 hours ago
Pepper Snap
But then I’ll get wet =(
Like 19 hours ago
Pepper Snap
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Like December 25, 2025
Lambia
Lambia contracts diabetes.
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4 people like this.
Valora
“I told you eating sugar for breakfast was bad.”
Like December 17, 2025
Lambia
I'm not going to stop.
Like December 17, 2025
Pepper Snap
Pepper gave it to her for she is extremely contagious
Like December 17, 2025 Edited
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3/4
Pepper Snap
My superior diet blocks your evil spell
Like December 17, 2025
Hawk
I'd say, eating time crystals will do that
Like December 17, 2025
Pepper Snap
XD ok that was good
Like December 17, 2025
Snow Storm
Time for your insuline shot, Lambie~
Like December 17, 2025
Lambia
Not from the comically oversized neeeeeedle!
Like December 17, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
I typically just hire them seasonally
Like December 17, 2025
Hawk
If Chelsea doesn't have the most likes, I'm gonna lose it
Like December 17, 2025
Lambia
This asshat comes onto my post and has the audacity to be funnier than me.
Like December 17, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
Next I’m going to double down on this behavior until it is exhausting for both of us
Like December 18, 2025
PinkBow
shared a photo
I love posting a new guy and seeing the different ways is mean to them :D
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7 people like this.
Lambia
My love language is violence.
Like December 15, 2025
PinkBow
isn’t she dreamy?
Like December 16, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is chopping firewood. Unfortunately she has decided your structural timber is suitable firewood. Careful Lambia, thats a load-bearing- Oh dear.
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3 people like this.
Lambia
Lambia climbs to the precipice of the highest mountain, casts her hair to the wind, and belches like a pig.
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2 people like this.
Hawk
Hawk is there, somehow, don't ask. He holds up a sign with the number nine on it
Like December 13, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
It's not about actively trying to kill him, it's about the principle of the thing.
Like December 13, 2025
Hawk
9 is still a great score
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
It's higher than a 5.
Like December 13, 2025
Bright Brave
Pigs belch ? 😋
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
You're thinking of cattle, sheep and horses; the multi-gut structure makes it impossible to regurgitate or belch. Pigs are omnivores, and can burp the same as you and me.
Like December 13, 2025 Edited
Bright Brave
Ponies ?
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
I'm a shepherd not a horsecologist
Like December 13, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Sneaks up behind here with a shepherd cane and shears.-
Like December 13, 2025
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3/6
Brady Thunderfoot
-Rolls, grabs the shears and bounces down the mountain after the rolly polly Lambia.-
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
She's too fast, and by god, she's heading right for the Orphanage!
Like December 13, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Hops faster, like Naruto. Her cape bellowing behind her.-
Like December 13, 2025
Lock On
Another belch echoed from a lower mountain, quite a distance away from where she stood. Then, another one from another mountaintop much, much further away. This belch would chain, until the last echo graces the ears of a swire, of a kingdom on the plains. Ramming through the door to the king's thron... View More
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is.
Like 4
4 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
yes it is
Like December 12, 2025
Lavender Dawn
Lambia justifies their own existence
Like December 12, 2025
Lambia
Nothing can justify what I've done.
Like December 13, 2025
Pepper Snap
Lambia
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
You see my vision.
Like December 13, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
Gaaayy lolololololol
Like December 13, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
I'm spicing it up, this time it's a mural in a gentrified suburb.
Like December 13, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
Thank god, maybe I can get a decent high going
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
Oh you boofin? Shit brother, lemme hook you up, Lambia got that fire gas.
Like December 13, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has a large collection of novelty T-shirts. Which is odd, as you've never seen her shopping.
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2 people like this.
Bright Brave
Eveypony shops online now. Come on bruv.
Like December 11, 2025
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3/4
Bright Brave
"Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men...."
Like December 11, 2025
Slurpee Hooves
"The Shadow knows."
Like December 11, 2025
Lambia
Hematomas, typically.
Like December 12, 2025
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Which is what?" Oddeus would grin, smugly.
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3/4
Bright Brave
BriBra rushes to the nearest computer to order this exact shirt.
Like December 11, 2025
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Upon being shot, Oddeus shattered into glass pieces.
Like December 11, 2025
Lambia
goobsmooch.bigcartel.com
Like December 11, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
Lambia with the Chelsea’s Choice 2023 Barhop Birthday Bash gildan brand t-shirt with authentic mystery bar stains
Like December 11, 2025
Lambia
She's got the whole set.
Like December 11, 2025
Pepper Snap
She steals them from novelty t shirt havers
Like December 12, 2025 Edited
Lambia
Few ever survive.
Like December 12, 2025
PinkBow
shared a photo
Looking over CA with like
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7 people like this.
Chelsea Hooves
ur tweakin :heart:
Like December 10, 2025
PinkBow
yeah <3
Like December 10, 2025
Rough Winds
what am i looking at
Like December 10, 2025
PinkBow
your dad
Like December 10, 2025
Bright Brave
Like December 10, 2025
Bright Brave
Love your imagination Pank. And Cambia isn't a bad one to hold on to. Knock on hooves.
Like December 10, 2025 Edited
PinkBow
no one on CA has seen the grinch, got it got it :3
Like December 10, 2025
The Outsider
I recognized it immediately but I had to reply with another meme </3
Like December 10, 2025 Edited
PinkBow
you a real one G
Like December 10, 2025
Lambia
I haven't even seen it.
Like December 11, 2025
Lambia
Lambia plans to steal all the Holiday Cheer from Ponyville, with her long suffering and loyal small dog, with an antler stapled to her head.
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7 people like this.
Bright Brave
Ouch
Like December 10, 2025
Lambia
She's fine.
Like December 10, 2025
Monarch Masquerade
// who are ya The Grinch?
Like December 10, 2025 Edited
Lambia
Worse, the Lynch.
Like December 10, 2025
PinkBow
*sighs and turns on ipad*
Like December 10, 2025
Sophie H.
Sophie leans her head close „you’ve games on it?“
Like December 10, 2025
Lambia
Lambia stomps and broods around her mountaintop lair. Perhaps with WiFi, she'd be easier to bear.
Like December 10, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like December 11, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is adrift at sea. But don't get in her way, that mare has places to be.
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3 people like this.
Vanil
A random encounter! Slowly ascending from the deep, Vanil rises to the surface, beside Lambia, with the assistance from a couple of hunky merstallions. She offers the mare on a mission, four pool noodles and a bottle of "Kelp Shake".
Like December 9, 2025
Lambia
Lambia gazes at the offerings. She reaches for a pool noodle, takes a sampling bite, and nods. In return she trots to the other end of her makeshift raft of aircraft debris. Digging around she returns with a trade offer. It's a suit and tie.
Like December 9, 2025
Bright Brave
Watch out for the tiger.
Like December 9, 2025
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