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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Lambia
Lambia commits to the bit. Hundreds are killed.
5 people like this.
Chase
At least Lambia has a backbone.
Like October 3, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is more backbone than mare.
Like October 3, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Wow, that's a lot of damage!
Like October 3, 2025
Pepper Snap
Millions
Like October 4, 2025
Lambia
Lambia spends six hours explaining the intricate subtext of 'Walk the Dinosaur' by Was (not Was) and the clever metaphor for horsekind's self destruction in nuclear hellfire, woven within.
Lambia
#rp Lambia deactivates the device.
5 people like this.
Iridescent_Edge
What have you done?!:mn_shocked:
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
I mean at this point, what haven't I done?
Like September 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Great job! These robits ain’t nothing but trouble.
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
Lambia reactivates the device.
Like September 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Hmm, maybe trouble is what we need…? Lambia knows best, I think.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia always knows best.
Like September 27, 2025
Glimmer
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
Your weeping brings me satisfaction.
Like September 27, 2025
Silver Shield
Like September 27, 2025
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3/5
Iridescent_Edge
Uh, is this a reference to something?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
What isn't a reference to something?
Like September 27, 2025
Iridescent_Edge
Is this a pattern for the sake of humor?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia places the end of a chalk stick against her tongue for a pointed moment. Gazing intently at the flagstones of the floor. There's a moment, a slow, asynchronous blink, before a pointed nod. Sp... View More
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Dragonfly
The four-winged mare had been watching curiously in expectation of some great feat of surface pony magic. So many arcane symbols and lines and she even had chalk! Chalk! It was like that one time her mom had brought her to watch a magus back home cast a mass rock-to-soil spell, in preparation for a ... View More
Like September 26, 2025
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3/8
Dragonfly
Running a hoof through her mane idly, she thinks on it a moment. Thankfully her soul had returned to form somewhat, at least enough to allow more complex thoughts and weak emotions. Plus, the suicidal magus had stopped giving so much ass energy, so her annoyance was fading slightly too! Ruffling her... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
"Not much of a practice of Alchemy in your homeland, is there?" Lambia notes, perhaps in a harsher tone than she actually intended. She swiftly waves the notion away as she gets down to business. Perhaps the fresher soul infusing her has restored her faculties faster as she intently listens to the o... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Dragonfly
Even if Lambia’s tone wasn’t harsh, she’d still feel the minor urge to defend her former home. “I’m just not a unicorn, from what I’ve seen magic developed much faster back home than up here. More resources and an aether-rich environment.” A faint spark crawls down one of her wings idly. Looking to ... View More
Like September 27, 2025 Edited
Silver Shield
"Tsk." Silver clicks his tongue, hours later, surveying the scene he'd come to investigate. It looked like just another idiot, dipping their hooves into forces they didn't understand, like a toddler sticking a fork into an outlet. But Silver knew better than to make assumptions in this line of wo... View More
Like September 27, 2025
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3/6
Silver Shield
Silver was knocked to the side as his face was shoved in, to make way for Lambia's drunken stumbling and subsequent celebratory cry. A short dramatic pause elapses afterward as she gasps for breath... Then, Silver's levitation lifts her slightly off the ground, turning her around to face him. "Ma... View More
Like September 27, 2025 Edited
Lambia
The mare flails her limbs indignantly as she is magically lifted, a venomous scowl plastering her face as it rotates into view. Flapping her hooves at him and wriggling until either the magical grip strains, or he gets the picture, depositing the mare back on her chubby flanks with a pointed "Ouf" a... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Silver Shield
He sighs. How tiresome. On the bright side, this was one of the less violent responses he tended to encounter with these sorts of ponies. "Then I am afraid I will need to take you in for some further questioning. Routine stuff. We just need to make sure you are not opening any rifts in time or ... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Bright Brave
I guess it's a good spell.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
It certainly did something.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia finds the crown of France in the gutter. She leaves it there. I mean who would willingly pick that up and put it on? It'd be enough to give a man a complex.
3 people like this.
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
that's.. quite the find..
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
Someone should come get it.
Like September 25, 2025
Bright Brave
Next stop the spear. Last one there is a vassal.
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
I'll defenestrate you.
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
#rp Lambia stands at the saddle of a pair of rolling hills, gazing out over vast fields of rolling cropland. Sprouts, runners and shoots all bursting from the soil. An agrarian dream cascading over hi... View More
5 people like this.
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would be sitting in front of the door to her apartment. "No... No... I don't want what your selling! You keep coming back after shoveling dirt in your mouth, it's been 15 minutes!"
Like September 24, 2025 Edited
Lambia
"Yhor schoil needsh moor phosghfates." Lambia asserts again. Without even making eye contact. Spluttering pebbles and gravel down her chin. She gives a self assured nod.
Like September 24, 2025
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
eeuuughhhh... gross... why do you do that so much. it kinda creeps me out.
Like September 24, 2025
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3/6
Lambia
A soil-rich splitter of surprise. There's an indignant scowl. An aggressively cocked eyebrow. "You think I'm doin' this to eat? I wouldn't eat this dirt if it was the last in my cabinet. It's low on phosphates. Need to replenish 'em."
Like September 25, 2025
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
well.. how would one do that? *I say, wiping a stray piece of dirt off of my face.*
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
"Potash. Or any rich fertilizer. Ain't gonna get it outta crop rotation."
Like September 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Wearing a straw hat and holding a small sickle. Nitroxus was looking at Lambia as she was at his farm. At Bunker Site Charlie, which had a large amount of public farmland.* Low on Phosphates? Maybe I should do a better job with my crop rotation now... It is pumpkin harvesting season now...
Like September 25, 2025
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3/6
Nitroxus Soulspins
Wood ash? Where am I going to get enough trees for that?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia points at the vast, untouched woodlands of Equestria stretching across the valleys and mountains.
Like September 27, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh. that would do it.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
#rp Lambia engages the device.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would have his goggles, yet the light from the device was still so bright. It was causing his goggles to slowly melt.* Does it have to be so bright?
Like September 21, 2025
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3/4
Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, why aren't you wearing eye protection? You had a whole shelf of them.
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
"Those?" Lambia looks at nothing, but she assumed that was the direction of the goggle shelf. "That's just for display purposes."
Like September 22, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh. Well good thing I always have at least 3 pairs. Are you going to be okay?
Like September 22, 2025
Bright Brave
Baby device.
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
28 dead, 57 injured.
Like September 21, 2025
Bright Brave
WTD mate
Like September 21, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
"Engage active camouflage. Reveal yourselves only after the Arbiter has joined battle with the enemy."
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
Lambia fires the rings.
Like September 22, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
“YES!!!! THE GREAT JOURNEY HA-“ Everything gets obliterated.
Like September 22, 2025
Bright Brave
Still waiting on those tacos.
Like September 22, 2025
Lambia
The device doesn't make Tacos. That's the Machine.
Like September 23, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has been staring into the abyss for three hours now. "Apparently it's supposed to stare back." Hm.... View More
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Bright Brave
Ultra black ?
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Icelandic Ultra Blue.
Like September 20, 2025
Hawk
Stop staring at me. It's really weird
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
No.
Like September 21, 2025
Chase
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Still can't see anything.
Like September 21, 2025
Shifter Burnside
:p
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
uWu
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
Lambia makes a politically charged statement.
5 people like this.
Pepper Snap
I agree
Like September 20, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Lambia commits a politically charged murder.
Like September 20, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Lambia commits.
Like September 20, 2025
Bright Brave
I used to do that. A lot.
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
You didn't have my boundless charisma and talent for manipulation though.
Like September 20, 2025
Bright Brave
I make it up with Love, Humility, and Faith. 😘
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
I'll stick with my fat hog and six million dollars.
Like September 20, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Are you running for mayor? Our city needs a devoted political activist to reshape this downtrodden environment.
Like September 20, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
I will run on a platform of explicit corruption and more drugs and guns for underprivileged youths.
Like September 20, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Yes! That's my mayor! Let's go.
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
I want to empty our prisons. So I can arrest everyone who disagrees with me!
Like September 20, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Say it again, but louder and with more oomf.
Like September 20, 2025
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3/9
Lambia
No I want to do that too. While also removing all monikers and trappings of society. Pronouns, gender, titles, races. All terms for the pyre. And this new nameless collective shall be supreme and above all other races and social classes (which no longer exist). Of course this is while ensuring my Ch... View More
Like September 20, 2025 Edited
Brady Thunderfoot
Ah shit. There it is. Well......least you'll be able to unite both extremes...maybe.
Like September 20, 2025 Edited
Lambia
The only true solution is to fund my state church by letting the free market rule the world.
Like September 20, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus bounced on his tail like it was a pogo stick toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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