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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Lambia
Lambia deviates from the risk mitigation strategy. Several thousand are poisoned.
3 people like this.
Bright Brave
They had it coming.
Like October 25, 2025
Vanil
Poisoned by the temptations of capitalism. Comrade, what have you done?
Like October 25, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Lambia espouses the virtues of communism but measures them against effective practice.
Like 13 hours ago
Bright Brave
I see you have chosen death, Cambia.
Like 10 hours ago
Lambia
I dunno, if it wasn't for socialist policies I would be dead. If it wasn't for socialist policies, my family would be penniless trying to keep me from the death that would've still come. I'm pretty fucking alive, and like you, I like killing people who want to infringe my life-giving rights. So ... View More
Like 10 hours ago
Lambia
Lambia does it again.
4 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
Oops, she did it again. She played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby baby baby.
Like October 17, 2025
Bright Brave
Again the goblin was snuggled by BriBra.
Like October 17, 2025
Lambia
Don't touch what you can't afford.
Like October 18, 2025
Bright Brave
Ouch.
Like October 18, 2025
Shifter Burnside
uh oh
Like October 17, 2025
Vanil
Cue 8 overlapping layers of laugh tracks
Like October 17, 2025
Lambia
Lambia, covered in blood.
Like October 18, 2025
Bright Brave
Rare photo of BriBra and , colorized.
6 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
Briba the ugly flying alien I assume?
Like October 14, 2025
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3/8
Brady Thunderfoot
I'm blessed enough by the other gods and universe enough. Blessed with messes
Like October 14, 2025
Bright Brave
Only God, can grant eternal life, through Christ Jesus. Deus Vult.
Like October 14, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Yes yes, we all know of your false god and prophet. Let me know when you drop them and join the REAL gang. Your god can do nothing. The universe though? And all the spirit guides and possible gods/goddesses that bear within? Now.....that's a different answer entirely.
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
I don't know which is which and that makes it even better
Like October 14, 2025
Bright Brave
I hate you all. I'm never logging on again.
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
Your loss
Like October 14, 2025
Poison Rose
I'm guessing you're the alien in the picture?
Like October 14, 2025
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3/6
Bright Brave
"From a certain point of view."
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
You just did it again.
Like October 14, 2025
Poison Rose
*she'd giggle as they argued *
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Like October 14, 2025
Bright Brave
The only thing I play, is you, and
Like October 14, 2025
Chase
I don't know I'm seeing a whole lot of you gettin played here
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has somehow become trapped in one of those spinning barber poles. She doesn't seem happy about it, but she appreciates the peace and quiet. #rp
5 people like this.
Bright Brave
The Lambia of God. XD
Like October 13, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Saving from what? A good time?
Like October 13, 2025
Bright Brave
"You're going to have a bad time."
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Hell is eternal, inescapable torment. What is there to fear? Perpetuity? There is no greater fear than the possibility of change. Truly, there is more hell in the promise of a brighter tomorrow that never comes, than in an eternal guarantee of suffering.
Like October 14, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Meino points and laughs. "Ha ha! Funny horse go swirly!"
Like October 13, 2025
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3/4
Meino Mysticforger
“Ah, but who would do this to such an innocent creature? Seems like you made somepony REALLY mad.” Meino rubbed his chin, “Maybe I could free you, and watch the revenge unfold. I see you have fury burning in your eyes already.” He sat down and pulled out a spell book from his satchel, his horn glow... View More
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia died during the speech, corpse flopping to the ground.
Like October 14, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
“Well, good luck with that. Yeah…I should be going now.” Meino looks around before nonchalantly walking off.
Like October 14, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Throws tomatoes.-
Like October 13, 2025
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3/4
Brady Thunderfoot
Throws watermelons.-
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
The glass remains unphased.
Like October 14, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Goes up and taps on the glass incessantly.-
Like October 14, 2025
Flam
as the pole spun, it would seem flim and flam just installed a carnival music box right next to it to promote the store!
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Lambia was killed by rotational compression asphyxia.
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has been sighted in your area. Keep all pets indoors and report any sightings to your local authority. Do not, under any circumstances, engage her in a game of marbles. The rules may be stan... View More
3 people like this.
Brady Thunderfoot
-Looks around for the wild Lambia.-
Like October 12, 2025
Lambia
There are only signs of her presence. Missing cats, chewed wood, and a discarded forearm.
Like October 13, 2025
Opaline Arcana
Marbles are the only thing lost here.
Like October 12, 2025
Lambia
How would I play marbles if I lost my marbles? Think woman, THINK!
Like October 13, 2025
Maxh Vezpyre
But Wambria please.
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
You really need better engagement than just saying my name boss.
Like October 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
there aint enough room for both of us innis town
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Don't fat shame me. I'm just big boned.
Like October 13, 2025
Shifter Burnside
dammit
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
Lambia commits to the bit. Hundreds are killed.
5 people like this.
Chase
At least Lambia has a backbone.
Like October 3, 2025
Lambia
Lambia is more backbone than mare.
Like October 3, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Wow, that's a lot of damage!
Like October 3, 2025
Pepper Snap
Millions
Like October 4, 2025
Lambia
Lambia spends six hours explaining the intricate subtext of 'Walk the Dinosaur' by Was (not Was) and the clever metaphor for horsekind's self destruction in nuclear hellfire, woven within.
Lambia
#rp Lambia deactivates the device.
5 people like this.
Iridescent_Edge
What have you done?!:mn_shocked:
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
I mean at this point, what haven't I done?
Like September 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Great job! These robits ain’t nothing but trouble.
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
Lambia reactivates the device.
Like September 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Hmm, maybe trouble is what we need…? Lambia knows best, I think.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia always knows best.
Like September 27, 2025
Glimmer
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
Your weeping brings me satisfaction.
Like September 27, 2025
Silver Shield
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3/5
Iridescent_Edge
Uh, is this a reference to something?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
What isn't a reference to something?
Like September 27, 2025
Iridescent_Edge
Is this a pattern for the sake of humor?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia places the end of a chalk stick against her tongue for a pointed moment. Gazing intently at the flagstones of the floor. There's a moment, a slow, asynchronous blink, before a pointed nod. Sp... View More
5 people like this.
Dragonfly
The four-winged mare had been watching curiously in expectation of some great feat of surface pony magic. So many arcane symbols and lines and she even had chalk! Chalk! It was like that one time her mom had brought her to watch a magus back home cast a mass rock-to-soil spell, in preparation for a ... View More
Like September 26, 2025
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3/9
Lambia
"Not much of a practice of Alchemy in your homeland, is there?" Lambia notes, perhaps in a harsher tone than she actually intended. She swiftly waves the notion away as she gets down to business. Perhaps the fresher soul infusing her has restored her faculties faster as she intently listens to the o... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Dragonfly
Even if Lambia’s tone wasn’t harsh, she’d still feel the minor urge to defend her former home. “I’m just not a unicorn, from what I’ve seen magic developed much faster back home than up here. More resources and an aether-rich environment.” A faint spark crawls down one of her wings idly. Looking to ... View More
Like September 27, 2025 Edited
Lambia
"Bits! Surely you aren't trotting about the town with an empty purse, no? Not in today's economy." She rolls her eyes with a chipper smirk, as though glancing to a camera that simply wasn't there. "Was it that pickpocket in the square? He owes me a cut if it is..." The latter is more mumbled to hers... View More
Like October 13, 2025
Silver Shield
"Tsk." Silver clicks his tongue, hours later, surveying the scene he'd come to investigate. It looked like just another idiot, dipping their hooves into forces they didn't understand, like a toddler sticking a fork into an outlet. But Silver knew better than to make assumptions in this line of wo... View More
Like September 27, 2025
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3/7
Lambia
The mare flails her limbs indignantly as she is magically lifted, a venomous scowl plastering her face as it rotates into view. Flapping her hooves at him and wriggling until either the magical grip strains, or he gets the picture, depositing the mare back on her chubby flanks with a pointed "Ouf" a... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Silver Shield
He sighs. How tiresome. On the bright side, this was one of the less violent responses he tended to encounter with these sorts of ponies. "Then I am afraid I will need to take you in for some further questioning. Routine stuff. We just need to make sure you are not opening any rifts in time or ... View More
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
"You are welcome to try, just as you are welcome to continue underestimating me. See where it gets you." The mare shoots back with far more confidence than she should. Eyes fixing the stallion with more intensity than she ought to be mustering less than ten minutes after clinical death. The mare, ea... View More
Like October 12, 2025
Bright Brave
I guess it's a good spell.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
It certainly did something.
Like September 27, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Packs up the body, brings it to a cross roads.-
Like October 12, 2025
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3/4
Brady Thunderfoot
-She puts the body on the ground, using Lambias blood to make a sigil.-
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
She successfully empties a case full of pretzels onto the floor, using caramel sauce to draw a sigil.
Like October 13, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Stomps on all the pretzels.-
Like October 13, 2025
Lambia
Lambia finds the crown of France in the gutter. She leaves it there. I mean who would willingly pick that up and put it on? It'd be enough to give a man a complex.
3 people like this.
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
that's.. quite the find..
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
Someone should come get it.
Like September 25, 2025
Bright Brave
Next stop the spear. Last one there is a vassal.
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
I'll defenestrate you.
Like September 26, 2025
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