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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization

Status Update

Lambia
Lambia makes a politically charged statement.
5 people like this.
Pepper Snap
I agree
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3/5
Lambia
Lambia commits a politically charged murder.
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Pepper Snap
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Lambia
Lambia commits.
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Bright Brave
I used to do that. A lot.
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Lambia
You didn't have my boundless charisma and talent for manipulation though.
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Bright Brave
I make it up with Love, Humility, and Faith. 😘
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Lambia
I'll stick with my fat hog and six million dollars.
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Meino Mysticforger
Are you running for mayor? Our city needs a devoted political activist to reshape this downtrodden environment.
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Lambia
I will run on a platform of explicit corruption and more drugs and guns for underprivileged youths.
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Meino Mysticforger
Yes! That's my mayor! Let's go.
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Lambia
I want to empty our prisons. So I can arrest everyone who disagrees with me!
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Brady Thunderfoot
Say it again, but louder and with more oomf.
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Lambia
No I want to do that too. While also removing all monikers and trappings of society. Pronouns, gender, titles, races. All terms for the pyre. And this new nameless collective shall be supreme and above all other races and social classes (which no longer exist). Of course this is while ensuring my Ch... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
Ah shit. There it is. Well......least you'll be able to unite both extremes...maybe.
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Lambia
The only true solution is to fund my state church by letting the free market rule the world.
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