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Cally Ber

Equestrian Ranger

Female. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on March 21, 1995
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
Closed
About Me
frick ah ye
Roleplay Universe
Alternate
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
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Entertainment » Professional Sports Team
Unikitty Fan Club
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Turnip Lounge
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Cally Ber
//Got some news that, well, is extremely shitty. Really shitty. I gotta take some time for myself. It was fun and I actually enjoyed being back. This hiatus shouldn't be near as long, but I hope you a... View More
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Lambia
Stay safe girl, mwah.
Like June 18, 2025
Bright Brave
😢 Bye awesome girl.
Like June 18, 2025
Pandora
stay safe
Like June 18, 2025
Ghostbit
Sorry to hear that Cal!, D: I hope you are doing well!
Like June 18, 2025
Thaumaturgy II Whickerbray-Coronet
Thaumaturgy is rushing through the street with a stack of highly valuable magical books on his back, his gait strained. He almost looks like a big lick horse with 3 stacks nearly as high as his ears, ... View More
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Cally Ber
//I haven't done an RP with Cally in years besides with Vy since I keep Cally closed. Forgive me. Cally sipped her energy drink as she walked down the sidewalk with tired eyes, a long shift of work glazing over her concentration to go home. No thoughts in her head as if blinders were on her eyes to... View More
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3/5
Thaumaturgy II Whickerbray-Coronet
Thaumaturgy tries to avert his gaze, but you can see the envy on his face. "It's.. not far from here, but.. uh.." he points to her wings using his sprained hoof. "I typically go through some back alleys, through gates too small and high for standard unicorns to get through. I am.. not sure if you'll... View More
Like June 16, 2025
Cally Ber
Cally narrowed her eyes slightly from the look Thaumaturgy gave, watching where he's pointing then listening intently. Once he was done speaking a moment of heavy silence goes by before Cally speaks. "So, let me get this straight." She said with a half laugh and near smirk. "You spill your books, lo... View More
Like June 17, 2025
Thaumaturgy II Whickerbray-Coronet
Thaumaturgy nods, trying to hide his own smile. He hasn't had a positive interaction with someone outside in a while. "Yeah, mabye I'll have some CDs back there, my mixtapes are fire." He does a funny sounding wheeze-bray-giggle and gestures over for her to follow. "There's a massive system here for... View More
Like June 17, 2025
Cally Ber
Cally clears her throat and brings her voice recorder to her lips, ready for the entry of the day. "Star date, sixty-nine." She said before smirking. "Nice." Then clicking the off button for the day w... View More
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Pizzamovies
“That’s it? THATS THE WHOLE FILM?” The stallion sputters in frustration, as he dramatically gestures towards Cally with his front hooves, spilling half a bag of popcorn in the process.
Like June 14, 2025
Cally Ber
Cally puts on a purple vest and brown top hat before walking over to Pizza, stepping on the spilled popcorn. "You stole fizzy lifty drinks! You get nothing! You lose!" She shouted before throwing her hat down. "Good day, sir!"
Like June 14, 2025
Bright Brave
=3=
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3/6
Bright Brave
Not celery
Like June 14, 2025
Cally Ber
6 calories. Everything. Even water.
Like June 14, 2025
Bright Brave
We shall see.
Like June 14, 2025
Lambia
"Mr Ber, engage the warp drive and shift to warp factor 7." Lambia orders from her throne of command, ostensibly six cardboard boxes, crudely assembled into a mighty seat. She even makes the beeping sounds as she mashes a hoof against a 'control panel'
Like June 15, 2025
Cally Ber
//It's 1:34AM right now and I'm 11 days late. However! Happy pride month everyone. I hope everyone is doing well and, well, doing the best they can and fully embracing themselves. As you should always... View More
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Cally Ber
//And of course, stop by my amazing shark wife and tell them how just fucking beautiful she is. If you don't, I'll break your other ankle.
Like June 11, 2025
Vy Thresh
|| Aa, thank youu <3 You're the best Cally <3
Like June 12, 2025
Rough Winds
Nice seeing you, casually coming back to life huh?
Like June 11, 2025
Cally Ber
It's like when you're sleeping and you wake up, turn around on your other side cause your ear or arm is hurting even though it's under your pillow.
Like June 11, 2025
Vy Thresh
|| Hell yeah, wondefully said ^^ Happy pride month!
Like June 12, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Cally, you're back! Oh my goodness, I missed you. I changed jobs only twice since the last time I seen you. So, how have you been?
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3/6
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yay, we are finally friends. I can finally sleep slightly easier now. Yeah, owning 2 businesses is nice and so much better. Just sucks that I need the government job for tax purposes. Though, I do love the job. Its quite nice. Don't drive in reverse in those mail trucks, it will not be fun. Never e... View More
Like June 14, 2025
Cally Ber
Yea no problem, Nitroxus. I figured about 7 years is probably long enough. I GUESS you can begin your probation period for my close list. Let me tuck you in though and I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear. The government job for tax purposes? I thought owning a business already had great tax cu... View More
Like June 14, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Don't promise me a good time and fail to deliver. I'm a single man that has spent time listening to other peoples' troubles. I know how to make someone happy. Sometimes a bit too happy. Well yea, since my state tax returns really hates people with anything except a W-2. 1088, they hunt, Schedule-C,... View More
Like June 15, 2025
Bright Brave
Long long time homie. Glad to see you alive
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Cally Ber
Hi! Just wanted to check up and make sure everyone is okay and site is alive. Only been 2 years. Camb-Lammy summoned me. Don't call it a come back.
Like June 11, 2025
Bright Brave
Wild.
Like June 11, 2025
Casey Cuffs
Casey would barge into the front lobby of the PonyVille Police Department. The stallion looked around before inhaling and speaking loudly. "Alright, who in sam hell is Ranger Cally Ber?" He shouted ou... View More
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Cally Ber
A patrol pony was walking by Casey as he spoke up, the stallion stopped in his tracks and looked over Casey. "Uh, she's our Equestrian Ranger link. She's on the 2nd floor in the HRRT Office.", he described. He then pointed towards the stairs ahead before continuing, "If she's not available, I believ... View More
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3/9
Casey Cuffs
Casey took a seat across from Cally, taking off his hat and setting it down on his knee. "Alright then. Here's all I wanna know." He leaned forward a bit, staring at Cally straight in the eyes. "Why in the ever lovin' hell do you keep sending these forms to me?"
Like August 6, 2023
Cally Ber
"Great question, Marshal." Cally stated simply before opening a drawer to her side and placing 3 thick manilla folders filled with paper, including sticky notes sticking out. In bold black marker read 'Activity', 'Finance', 'CompStat' on them with one word on each folder. "Finances. I'm gonna be rea... View More
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Casey Cuffs
Casey just stared off for a few moments as Cally rattled off about finances and then began to insult his baby brother in an admittedly hilarious way. "...This is why I ain't gonna transfer." Casey responded, tapping the paperwork across Cally's desk. "Shits simple where I'm from. Ain't no bullshit. ... View More
Like August 8, 2023
Darren Cuffs
#rp Darren proceeds to place a sticky note on 's office door. The sticky note reads; "What can you hold in your right hoof, but never in your left hoof?"
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Cally Ber
Cally was just attempting to leave for the day, she was given permission to leave early for the day. She gave the permission to herself. As the door was opening it went against Darren, "Oh! Haha, I'm not leaving. I'm getting food." She excused. The mare looked at her door and read the note before l... View More
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3/5
Darren Cuffs
Darren stepped forward a bit, seeing his brother's name. "Have you been trying to have Casey transferred here?" Darren asks, motioning towards the transfer form on her desk. "He's not going to agree no matter who tells him."
Like August 5, 2023
Cally Ber
Cally scoffs before looking up from the paper to Darren, a half smile across her lips. "Bullshit." She stated with confidence. "Look where we're at Sgt." As she said that, a small droplet was dropped from the ceiling onto the carpet of her office from a large brown stain above her desk. The Ranger ... View More
Like August 5, 2023
Darren Cuffs
"No, it's not any of that boss..." Darren shakes his head a bit. "He doesn't like cities. He's out in the boonies for a reason." After speaking, the Sergeant sat down on the chair across from Cally's desk. "He's prefers the rural areas. Not much for cars or big adrenaline rushes. He likes the quai... View More
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Cally Ber
//On a serious note, I hope you're all doing well. If you feel like you know someone may be taken advantage of please let them know how you feel and what can happen in those situations. You are your f... View More
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Cally Ber
//Also y'all better be saying congratulations to my shark wife for graduating a hella hard course. I'll break your ankles if you don't I swear I will.
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3/4
Cally Ber
They're gonna wish they did.
Like August 5, 2023
Cotton-Tail
Why's, They wouldn't feels them :3 Joking aside Really haps they graduated!
Like August 5, 2023
Vy Thresh
<3<3<3
Like August 5, 2023
Comp
// No u. Please make sure to take care of yourself as well. c:
Like August 5, 2023
Cally Ber
//No. This isn't negotiable.
Like August 5, 2023
Cally Ber
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Vy Thresh
Ahah, yeaaah
Like August 5, 2023
Ephemeria Spring
if you leave over good things i am disappointed
Like August 5, 2023
Cally Ber
More of a joke on seeing what it was and not the outcome. It's very professional how it was handled I think? I don't know how it was handled, but the problems gone and staying gone.
Like August 5, 2023
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
It was indeed handled professionally and well. Still can't believe all that happened under all our... uhh... snouts.
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Serendibite
Professional isn’t how I’d put it exactly, but you don’t have the full story
Like August 5, 2023
Barney
just like me fr
Like August 5, 2023
Rough Winds
Im around pretty often, i just dont bother with the affairs of mortals.
Like August 5, 2023
Vy Thresh
Happy Hearts 'n' Hooves day ! <3 <3 <3 Between classes I wasn't able to finish in time unfortunately, but I still wanted to show ya (I'll upload the finished version as time permits). I app... View More
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Comp
I knew you two still loved each other :)
Like February 14, 2023
Vy Thresh
Ye ^^ I've been wanting to draw ship art for a while, finally got around to it
Like February 14, 2023
Cally Ber
Ah! It's beautiful already! I'm sorry I'm not around as much as I'd to be. You absolutely deserve the best at all times. Thank you for being so patient even though I don't deserve it. Hope classes are going great for you, I know you're incredibly smart so you got a hell of a future.
Like March 1, 2023
Vy Thresh
No worries <3 We're both pretty busy haha. Glad you like it!
Like March 1, 2023
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