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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
28 Likes
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Lambia
Lambia climbs to the precipice of the highest mountain, casts her hair to the wind, and belches like a pig.
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Hawk
Hawk is there, somehow, don't ask. He holds up a sign with the number nine on it
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3/5
Lambia
It's not about actively trying to kill him, it's about the principle of the thing.
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Hawk
9 is still a great score
Like 3 hours ago
Lambia
It's higher than a 5.
Like 3 hours ago
Bright Brave
Pigs belch ? 😋
Like 4 hours ago
Lambia
You're thinking of cattle, sheep and horses; the multi-gut structure makes it impossible to regurgitate or belch. Pigs are omnivores, and can burp the same as you and me.
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Bright Brave
Ponies ?
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Lambia
I'm a shepherd not a horsecologist
Like 3 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
-Sneaks up behind here with a shepherd cane and shears.-
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3/6
Brady Thunderfoot
-Rolls, grabs the shears and bounces down the mountain after the rolly polly Lambia.-
Like 3 hours ago
Lambia
She's too fast, and by god, she's heading right for the Orphanage!
Like 3 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
-Hops faster, like Naruto. Her cape bellowing behind her.-
Like 2 hours ago
Lock On
Another belch echoed from a lower mountain, quite a distance away from where she stood. Then, another one from another mountaintop much, much further away. This belch would chain, until the last echo graces the ears of a swire, of a kingdom on the plains. Ramming through the door to the king's thron... View More
Like 42 minutes ago