Horse.
Lambia
Female.
Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham,
Equestria.
Born on August 21, 1979
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Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
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Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
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Lambia's business practices aren't just unsustainable, they're unethical.
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Sounds like Lambia is still a rookie.
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January 3, 2026
Lambia
What you don't know about business, I could sell you in 40 easy installments.
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January 3, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
As an unpaid intern of 6 years, Chelsea has dispatched several Internal Revenue Service agents in the defense of said practices.
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January 3, 2026
Lambia
You're getting 2 pizza parties for this.
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January 3, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
These freaking zoomers will never understand the value of hard work
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January 3, 2026
Lambia
That's why I just use the processing power of their devices to datamine crypto while they're scrolling Instagram at work.
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January 3, 2026
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January 3, 2026
Comp
"The health inspectors ran out of the other placards"
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January 3, 2026
Lambia
Probably on my other 30 flower shops come illegal gambling fronts.
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January 3, 2026
Shifter Burnside
uh
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January 3, 2026
Shifter Burnside
good for you
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January 3, 2026
Lambia
Thanks. I'm going to dock someone's pay for that.
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January 3, 2026
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