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Branwen

Female. Lives in  Equestria. Born on March 12, 1993
Race
Horn head
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Captain of the Celestial Guard and a hobbyist mage!
Roleplay Universe
Canon or any AU
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Branwen
Branwen appears on your TV dancing in between two goobers in a crappy costumes; a chicken and dinosaur specifically. “Branwen’s BBQ and hoof massage~! Branwen’s BBQ and hoof massage!!!” #rp
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Stardusk Strider
Stardusk blinks, and promptly changes the channel. But, on the next channel, the same commercial! So, he changed to the next, and to the next, and the next... Every channel was playing her ad. This is hell.
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Branwen
Star’s Radio at home would suddenly spark to life, letting out an eerie static screech before it tuned in on its own, Branwen’s voice coming into focus over the air. “BRANWEN’S BBQ AND HOOF MASSAGE!~!
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Stardusk Strider
As he was convinced this was hell, it was only solidified as it played on his radio. Make it stop!!!!
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray calls immediately and requests the biggest pack.
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Branwen
Branwen just maintained that smile, chuckling softly as she watches Gray apparently work something out in his head. "You okay there Gray?" She would ask, amused. "Well you got a wheelbarrow of BBQ, so you're looking at about seventy, including tax," Branwen tells him as she forks over the receipt,... View More
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
A million scenarios play inside of Gray’s mind before he’s able to formulate a response. First, he thinks about everything that could possibly go wrong, then about the possibility of ruining his friendship with Branwen, then he thinks about the implications… the implications are always the fun... View More
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Branwen
"It is part of our gimmick!" Branwen says with a smile before turning away from Gray suddenly. A red light shines down upon her face, silhouetting her features as a devilish smirk forms. An evil cackle rises from her throat, as her hooves come up to rub together fiendishly. "At last... I will have h... View More
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Bombora
You're gonna get the sauce on my hooves, though.
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Branwen
I'm not the one eating the BBQ..
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Empress Jade
Jade's watching some show and this comes on during the commercials and she busts out laughing.
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