Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
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Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Is cheesemongering considered an art form? I mean, cheese is pretty good, to keep improving on that over the course of hundreds of years Is damn impressive if I'm frank with you
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Pepper Snap
Don’t be frank with me. Be Unibrew
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July 10, 2025
Unibrew Press
Brah. That's poetic...
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July 10, 2025
Bright Brave
Cheese so good. Yummy yummy.
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July 10, 2025
Unibrew Press
They had to invent lactose intolerant people just to discredit it
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July 10, 2025
Lambia
"I heard he's a Cheese Mongrel"
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July 10, 2025
Dr. Norman Reiner
"This is supposed to be an internship, not a classroom for yapping." He would grit his teeth.
"Now, please make me a coffee."
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July 10, 2025
Unibrew Press
Making cheese brah...
And I'm NOT about to make you a drink, tea or coffee, unless you get with EVEEEERYPONY else and learn your cheesemongering
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July 11, 2025
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norm would stare, eyes squinted in both confusion and astonishment.
"First of all, we ARE everypony left. I'm the only pediatrician and primary care doctor for MILES. " He would stand, about to yell at Unibrew. However, he would simply rub his eyes and sigh,
"....Son, do I look like an artist? H... View More
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July 11, 2025
Unibrew Press
You look like you SPREAD diseases as opposed to treating them, are you being quarantined or something?
And that's a HEUUUGE lie, everypony finds cheese enjoyable and satisfying, cheese is literally an anagram of 'joy' brah, it's proven scientifically
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July 11, 2025
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