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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
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Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
Isaac Newton got the fattest amount of praise ever for saying stuff falls when you drop it, brah I could do that
5 people like this.
Chase
Nope sorry bro someone beat you to it.
Like October 13, 2025
Unibrew Press
I wouldn't be as mad if his name was cooler tbf
Like October 13, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
And it was an apple that taught him this.
Like October 13, 2025
Dr. Norman Reiner
1 am stoner thoughts be like.
Like October 14, 2025
Unibrew Press
5 am unfortunately I'm getting rusty 😔
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
He got praise for putting maths on that shit. I don't see you sticking any equations on that brick wall you done built across your forehead.
Like October 14, 2025
Unibrew Press
To be fair back then if you could do division you were practically a sorcerer
Like October 14, 2025
Lambia
It was pretty well developed at the time. It just wasn't a common practice because it was restricted to the upper class. I mean the Greeks are a source of a bunch of classical mathematical theorems.
Like October 14, 2025 Edited