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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
Orangutans have magical properties but none of you are ready for even an ounce of that conversation
2 people like this.
Bright Brave
I've seen what they do. And don't get me started on the teaspoons you can't handle.
Like 12 hours ago
Unibrew Press
I think I could handle plenty of teaspoons, afterall, they're not very sharp
Like 12 hours ago
Bright Brave
We know what your Christmas present is.
Like 11 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Tell me rn
Like 11 hours ago
Vanil
Orangutan is from the Indonesian/Malaysian words "Orang Hutan". "Orang" = People and "Hutan" = Jungle/Forest. Forest People. This is purely speculation, but it sounds oddly similar to Paul Bunyan. Are they one and the same, or do they know each other on a first name basis? I believe this is just a... View More
Like 10 hours ago